The Fellowship walked into a room. There was a casket
(note: is that what it's called? I have no idea)
that said one of Gimli's relatives had died.
"NOOO!! HE GAVE ME SUCH GOOD PRESENTS!!!! LOOK AT THIS PINWHEEL I GOT!!" Gimli sobs.
"It's as I feared." Gandalf said. "Pippin, hold my staff and hat."
"Why?"
Gandalf pointed to the massage chair. "Give me a massage, Aragorn."
Aragorn gives Gandalf a massage.
Pippin giggles. "Look at the cute dead skeleton!" Pippin touches it and it falls.
"Ew, gross!" Arwen says.
Gandalf says nothing, because he is still getting his massage.
Suddenly, the fellowship hears loud noises.
"EEKK!!! I'M SCARED!!!" Legolas screamed.
"HOLD ME, LEGOLAS!" Arwen says.
Frodo holds her.
"GET OFF OF ME, YOU MIDGET!"
"I'm not a midget!"
Arwen punches Frodo.
(Poor Frodo!)
The fellowship ran out of the room, dodging the scary goblins, orcs, and even a big fat cave troll! Gandalf was still getting his massage.
"Like, they need makeovers." Arwen said.
"Cool! I have a wizard hat." Pippin said.
"Where's Gandalf?"
"Still getting his massage."
"GANDALF!!! NO!!!" Frodo shouted.
"Frodo, that comes later."
"Oh, sorry."
"Can I be the wizard now?" Pippin asked.
"Whatever." Aragorn said.
"Let us go to the bridge!" Pippin says in a loud voice. He puts the wizard hat on and leads them to the bridge.
"Well, here we are. Where do we go?" Merry asked Pippin.
They all walk to a bridge, which is split in two.
Boromir and Legolas jumped to the other side of the bridge. Then Gimli jumped, then Aragorn threw Sam, and Arwen, Merry and Pippin jumped to the other side together.
The one end of the bride falls, and Aragorn and Frodo lean down as the part of the bridge is leaning, and they meet up with the rest of the Fellowship. Pippin, is left behind, though.
A big creature is in front of Pippin.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" He yelled.
"DUDE, YOU CAN'T PASS!!!!!!"
"YOU AIN'T PASSIN'!!!!!" He yelled some more.
Then he saw a bunch of people dancing to "Let's Get It Started" and jumped down the abyss to join the party.
"NOO!!!!!! GANDALF!!! I mean, NOOO!!! PIPPIN!!!!"
The fellowship walked outside and started crying. They cried for 5 hours.
"Wait! We never got to perform our song!" Frodo said.
"That's because all the dwarves were dead. Now we have to go to Lorien. Or whatever." Boromir said.
"Whoa. I'm king, I decide." Aragorn said.
"I WILL NOT HAVE YOU RULE GONDOR! I AM KING!! GET IT?"
"I'M KING, GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!!!!"
"Why can't Legolas be king?" Arwen said.
"BECAUSE HE'S A SMELLY ELF!" Aragorn yelled.
"ELVES DON'T SMELL!" Legolas said.
"ELVES
ARE STUPID!"
"ELVES ARE SMART! WE LIVE FOREVER!"
"WE'RE BETTER!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"Anyone wanna listen to Rod Stewart?" Sam asked.
"NO SAM!" Everyone yelled.
Sam shrugged and put is walkman on.
"IF YOU THINK I'M SEXY, AND YOU WANT MY BODY, COME ON SUGAR TELL ME SO!" Sam sang.
"He's so gay." Merry muttered.
Aragorn rolled his eyes. "I'm sick of this stupid Fellowship. It's broken in the end, anyway. What's the point?"
"LOOK!" Frodo said. "A JOHN DEERE STORE!"
They ran into the store.
"Welcome to John Deere, how may I help you?" The store lady said.
"We want to buy John Deere stuff." Aragorn said.
"Like, this is boy stuff. Ew. Like, gross."
"We have a complete line of new John Deere hats made directly from Saruman's army in Mordor, if you're interested. Made from complete Polyester."
"AWESOME!"
The fellowship all bought John Deere hats, even Arwen. They paid their money and walked out.
(Arwen's note: I bought it because Legolas bought one.)
Two seconds later."What happened to Gandalf?"
"He's still getting his massage. He'll show up in the 2nd movie." Aragorn said.
"Maybe after his massage, he won't have an anger problem." Merry said.
"COME, FELLOWSHIP! LET US GO TO LORIEN!" Boromir's voice echoed.
"Like, whatever. Loser. Get the picture? Duh!" Arwen said.
"Where did that come from?" Sam said.
"LET US GO TO LORIEN!" Boromir said again.
The fellowship headed for Lorien, to perform a concert.