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The fellowship left Applebee's, and headed to Claries.

"We're never going to get to Lorien." Merry complained.

"WAIT A MINUTE!" Sam said. "Why is Pippin here? I thought he fell in the abyss."

"Oh, I was reincarnated and I came here, you just didn't notice."

Everyone just stared at him.

"Like, whatever." Arwen said.

"LOOK!" Legolas said happily. "It's Claries!"

The fellowship walked in.

"This is way too weird." Boromir said. He stood outside with Aragorn.

Legolas pranced around happily with the hobbits. They shopped for hours and when they came out, here's what they got.

Legolas: Two flip flop earrings, and a wristband with a rainbow on it.

"Isn't it pretty?" Legolas says about it.

Frodo: A happy bunny T-Shirt, and a Strawberry Shortcake notebook to write his poems in.

"I feel that with this notebook, I can express my innermost thoughts." Frodo says.

Merry and Pippin: Matching hair-clips and headbands.

They say, "We need to get in touch with our feminine side."

Arwen: A new bracelet with a rose on it.

"To make Legolas want me."

Sam: A matching happy bunny t-shirt, and a strawberry shortcake pen.

"So I can be like my master, whom I love."

"Like, ew, Sam."

"Oh, yeah. I love Rosie."

"You don't love me anymore?" Frodo cries.

"Ah, nope."

Frodo rips Sam's matching T-shirt.

"Fine then, Mr. Frodo."

"Don't call me that."

"Mr. Frodo. Mr. Frodo. MR. FRODO! FRODO! MR. FRODO!!!! MRRRRR. FFFRRROOODDDOOO!!"

"FOR GOD'S SAKES, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Frodo screams.

Everyone stares at him.

"I'm done."

"Is Gandalf still getting his massage?" Boromir asks.

(Yes, Gandalf is still getting his massage. The cave-troll is giving it to him now. Gandalf plans to go to Cuba after his massage.)

(Gandalf's note: I really don't care about this friggin' fellowship. My physiatrist advised me to go on a vacation, so I'm leaving these screwed up hobbits and going on my own. Saruman's even coming!)

Gimli: Hair clips for his beard, which he has dyed purple.

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty." Gimili starts singing. The hobbits join in.

"I FEEL PRETTY! I feel so pretty, Sam!" Frodo sings.

"I FEEL PREETTTTYY!!!!" Sam sings in a high-pitched voice.

"Two more minutes with these nut-jobs, and I'm going to have to go to therapy." Aragorn mutters.

On to Lorien!