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The fellowship reached a hilltop that overlooked Lorien.
"Wow!" said Sam. "It's so ugly!"
"Like, I don't want to get my hair messed up."
Legolas handed Arwen his extra-fluff hairspray, directly from Mordor.
Arwen sprayed her hair.
"I heard that Frizz-Ease from Lorel works better." Merry said.
"Extra Fluff."
"Frizz-Ease."
"EXTRA FLUFF!"
"FRIZZ EASE!"
"EXTRA FLUFF!!!"
"FRIIIZZ EAAASSSSEE!"
"EXXXXXXTTTRRRAAAA FFLLLLLUUUUUUFFF!!!!!"
"FFRRIZZ EEAAASSSEE!!!!!" Merry screamed so loud that everything stopped.
Merry fell to the ground and started having a temper tantrum.
"FRIZZ EASEE! FRIZZ EEASSEE!!" He screamed like a girl, and started kicking, while laying on the ground.
The tantrum went on for four hours.
Finally, Arwen slapped Merry.
"Man, that was annoying!"
"Your girlfriend is so hot." Frodo said to Aragorn.
"If you touch her again, I'll throw you and Sam down a cliff. You midgets."
"Why me?" Sam said.
"So you can be gay, away from everyone else."
Frodo rolled his eyes. "I am not gay, and neither is Sam."
"Yeah, ok." Boromir said, listening in on the conversation.
"Did anybody see the animated version of Lord Of The Rings?" Merry asked.
"YES! IT'S A PIECE OF CRAP! I'M SO UGLY IN IT!" said Aragorn
"Me too!" said Frodo.
Sam shook his head. "You were hot. I was fat."
"You're already fat. And gay." Boromir said.
"Hell, I wasn't even in it!" Arwen said.
"WE HATE THE ANIMATED VERSION!" They said together.
"Ok, now what?"
"Let's go!"
They walked to Lorien.
Two minutes later
They arrived in Lorien. Galadriel came down.
"Wow, she's hot." Said Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Legolas, and Frodo.
"Hey Grandma! Like, can I have a present."
"Here. It's extra-fluff hairspray."
"Like, awesome! Legolas, we have the same thing! We're meant to be!"
"Whatever." Legolas said, snatching his own hairspray back.
Arwen sprayed lots of hairspray in her hair, so that it was hard. Everyone coughed.
"Ok, so I can read your thoughts, and go sleep somewhere! Got it?" Galadriel said. "I can also talk to you telepathically!"
"COOL!"
"Yeah, whatever."
They all went downstairs and slept on a lovely patch of grass.
"I love elves! I'm going to marry an elf someday."
"They're too tall for you." Aragorn said.
"Besides, you're marrying Rosie." Frodo said.
"Can I marry you?"
"Ew no!"
"Oh, man."
The fellowship then went to sleep. Frodo woke up. He smelt cookies.
"YUMMY! COOKIES!"
Frodo ran down to a well type thing.
"Where's the cookie store?" Frodo asked.
"Frodo, look into the mirror." Galadriel said.
"Ooh! Is that where the cookie store is?"
"Uh..erm..yeah, that's where the cookie store is."
Frodo did a hobbit dance.
"CAN I HAVE A COOKIE?" Frodo asked loudly.
"Erm…yeah." Frodo looks into the mirror.
"WHERE'S THE COOKIES??" Frodo demanded.
"Um.."
Frodo bursts into tears and throws a temper tantrum.
Galadriel grabs a half-eaten mint out of her pocket, that Aragorn had eaten, and spit out. She handed it to Frodo.
"YAY!!!" Frodo did another hobbit dance.
"BOOGIE-WOOGIE!!!!!" Frodo sang.
"Yeah, ok. Look in the freakin' mirror."
Frodo eats his mint and looks in the mirror. He sees Gandalf and Saruman giving each other a lap dance in their bathing suits! This sight could hurt anyone!
Frodo falls back in shock, and in pain.
"OOH MAN! THAT'S DISCUSTING! OHHH I'M GOING BLIND!" Frodo put his hands over his eyes.
"Oh my! Was that what you saw? I'm sorry. Look into the mirror again."
"I WANT A COOKIE!"
Galadriel reaches into her pocket and finds a piece of chewed gum. She hands it to Frodo.
"YUMMY!"
Frodo looks in the mirror.
"A MARATHON OF THE COSBY SHOW! BEGINNING NOW!"
Frodo falls back in horror.
"NOOO!!! YOU CANNOT SHOW ME THIS!!!" Frodo screams like a girl and runs back to sleep with everyone else.
The fellowship reached a hilltop that overlooked Lorien.
"Wow!" said Sam. "It's so ugly!"
"Like, I don't want to get my hair messed up."
Legolas handed Arwen his extra-fluff hairspray, directly from Mordor.
Arwen sprayed her hair.
"I heard that Frizz-Ease from Lorel works better." Merry said.
"Extra Fluff."
"Frizz-Ease."
"EXTRA FLUFF!"
"FRIZZ EASE!"
"EXTRA FLUFF!!!"
"FRIIIZZ EAAASSSSEE!"
"EXXXXXXTTTRRRAAAA FFLLLLLUUUUUUFFF!!!!!"
"FFRRIZZ EEAAASSSEE!!!!!" Merry screamed so loud that everything stopped.
Merry fell to the ground and started having a temper tantrum.
"FRIZZ EASEE! FRIZZ EEASSEE!!" He screamed like a girl, and started kicking, while laying on the ground.
The tantrum went on for four hours.
Finally, Arwen slapped Merry.
"Man, that was annoying!"
"Your girlfriend is so hot." Frodo said to Aragorn.
"If you touch her again, I'll throw you and Sam down a cliff. You midgets."
"Why me?" Sam said.
"So you can be gay, away from everyone else."
Frodo rolled his eyes. "I am not gay, and neither is Sam."
"Yeah, ok." Boromir said, listening in on the conversation.
"Did anybody see the animated version of Lord Of The Rings?" Merry asked.
"YES! IT'S A PIECE OF CRAP! I'M SO UGLY IN IT!" said Aragorn
"Me too!" said Frodo.
Sam shook his head. "You were hot. I was fat."
"You're already fat. And gay." Boromir said.
"Hell, I wasn't even in it!" Arwen said.
"WE HATE THE ANIMATED VERSION!" They said together.
"Ok, now what?"
"Let's go!"
They walked to Lorien.
Two minutes later
They arrived in Lorien. Galadriel came down.
"Wow, she's hot." Said Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Legolas, and Frodo.
"Hey Grandma! Like, can I have a present."
"Here. It's extra-fluff hairspray."
"Like, awesome! Legolas, we have the same thing! We're meant to be!"
"Whatever." Legolas said, snatching his own hairspray back.
Arwen sprayed lots of hairspray in her hair, so that it was hard. Everyone coughed.
"Ok, so I can read your thoughts, and go sleep somewhere! Got it?" Galadriel said. "I can also talk to you telepathically!"
"COOL!"
"Yeah, whatever."
They all went downstairs and slept on a lovely patch of grass.
"I love elves! I'm going to marry an elf someday."
"They're too tall for you." Aragorn said.
"Besides, you're marrying Rosie." Frodo said.
"Can I marry you?"
"Ew no!"
"Oh, man."
The fellowship then went to sleep. Frodo woke up. He smelt cookies.
"YUMMY! COOKIES!"
Frodo ran down to a well type thing.
"Where's the cookie store?" Frodo asked.
"Frodo, look into the mirror." Galadriel said.
"Ooh! Is that where the cookie store is?"
"Uh..erm..yeah, that's where the cookie store is."
Frodo did a hobbit dance.
"CAN I HAVE A COOKIE?" Frodo asked loudly.
"Erm…yeah." Frodo looks into the mirror.
"WHERE'S THE COOKIES??" Frodo demanded.
"Um.."
Frodo bursts into tears and throws a temper tantrum.
Galadriel grabs a half-eaten mint out of her pocket, that Aragorn had eaten, and spit out. She handed it to Frodo.
"YAY!!!" Frodo did another hobbit dance.
"BOOGIE-WOOGIE!!!!!" Frodo sang.
"Yeah, ok. Look in the freakin' mirror."
Frodo eats his mint and looks in the mirror. He sees Gandalf and Saruman giving each other a lap dance in their bathing suits! This sight could hurt anyone!
Frodo falls back in shock, and in pain.
"OOH MAN! THAT'S DISCUSTING! OHHH I'M GOING BLIND!" Frodo put his hands over his eyes.
"Oh my! Was that what you saw? I'm sorry. Look into the mirror again."
"I WANT A COOKIE!"
Galadriel reaches into her pocket and finds a piece of chewed gum. She hands it to Frodo.
"YUMMY!"
Frodo looks in the mirror.
"A MARATHON OF THE COSBY SHOW! BEGINNING NOW!"
Frodo falls back in horror.
"NOOO!!! YOU CANNOT SHOW ME THIS!!!" Frodo screams like a girl and runs back to sleep with everyone else.