The next morning the fellowship went to Galadriel and other elves. They were going to get presents!
"Yay! It's my birthday!" Sam kept singing.
"Sam, it's not your birthday. It's mine." said Frodo.
"Ahem, it's MINE! I RULE GONDOR! MMWHAHAHAHAH!!!" Boromir cackled.
"Ok..." Everyone stared at Boromir.
"Yeah, it's my birthday too." Boromir whispered.
Galadriel gave each a present.
"Here, Sam is a magic rope."
"I COME ALL THIS WAY FOR A CRAPPY PIECE OF ROPE? I'LL SAY, I'M GOING HOME! FORGET THIS "MASTER" STUFF!"
"Frodo, the light of Earrendiel."
(note: i don't know how to spell it! Sorry!)
"YIPPIE! A NIGHT LIGHT! I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK AND I'M PROUD!" Frodo yelled on the top of his lungs.
Everyone laughed.
"What gift would a dwarf ask of the elves."
"Um...wanna make out?" Gimli asked.
"HELL NO! YOU'RE TOO SHORT, AND UGLY! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Gimli cried and walked back to the boats.
Galadriel gave everyone else a pencil.
The fellowship went in their boats. And started sailing.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!!!!"
The hobbits all sang for the 19th time.
"BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn screamed.
"This is so, like, boring." Arwen said, painting her nails.
"Boy, Aragorn, you have a bigger anger problem than Galadirel." Sam said, remembering their preformance.
:::FLASHBACK:::
The hobbits walked up in front of all the elves, who were sitting in a circle.
They started doing the Lean-Back, and then Pippin did the worm.
They did the can-can while singing "Gandalf's Anger Problem."
Sam tripped, causing Pippin to trip.
"SAM YOU NEED TO GO TO CURVES, MAN!"
"BUT THAT'S FOR WOMEN!"
"EXACTLY! CAUSE YOU'RE A GAY MAN!"
"I'M NOT GAY!"
"ARE TOO!"
"ARE NOT!"
"YUPPERS!"
"NOPERS!"
They argued over Merry and Frodo singing the song. The song ended, and Galadriel said,
"That was horrible. Go preform for the orcs. You are a bunch of stupid hobbits. Go away."
:::FLASHBACK ENDS:::
"I think, we should preform for the orcs, and give up." Merry said.
Everyone agreed.
ARAGORN'S POV Thank god, now I don't have to walk around these annoying gay hobbits that have no talent, a dwarf that is stuipid, my girlfriend who has the most annoying voice in the world, a hairspray-loving gay elf, and this weird man that think's he's going to be king. Man, I'm going to Hawaii all this.
ARAGORN'S POV ENDS
Then, they saw these big statues of Gandalf and Saruman kissing.
"OH MY GOD!! GROSS!!!" They all yelled.
"WHO BUILT THAT?" Frodo asked.
"Oh, I don't know." Legolas said. He giggled.
LEGOLAS' POV
Hahaha. I grossed everybody out. I built this lovely statue. I was going to build it of Elrond, so me and Aragorn could enjoy his mind-blowing beauty, but I'm glad I built this.
LEGOLAS' POV ENDS
"DON'T STOP, BELIEVING! HOLD ON TO THAT FEEELLLLIIINNNGG!!!" Frodo sang.
"For god's sakes, shut up!" Boromir said in a British accent.
"YOU TALK FUNNY!" Pippin said loudly.
"Yeah, and I don't know why." Boromir said. "AHA! Perhaps it's because I am....SHERLOCK HOLMES!"
"Uhh...no you're not."
"I AM HUGH GRANT! I AM HUGH GRANT, SO SHUT UP!"
Everyone giggled like little girls, except for Arwen, who wasn't even paying attention.
"IF THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE!" Frodo sang.
"IN THE NEIGHBOHOOD." Sam sang.
"WHO YOU GONNA CALL?" Merry and Pippin sang.
"GHOSTBUSTERS!" Everyone else sang.
"Ok, now what?" Arwen asked.
The fellowship sailed onwards.
"Yay! It's my birthday!" Sam kept singing.
"Sam, it's not your birthday. It's mine." said Frodo.
"Ahem, it's MINE! I RULE GONDOR! MMWHAHAHAHAH!!!" Boromir cackled.
"Ok..." Everyone stared at Boromir.
"Yeah, it's my birthday too." Boromir whispered.
Galadriel gave each a present.
"Here, Sam is a magic rope."
"I COME ALL THIS WAY FOR A CRAPPY PIECE OF ROPE? I'LL SAY, I'M GOING HOME! FORGET THIS "MASTER" STUFF!"
"Frodo, the light of Earrendiel."
(note: i don't know how to spell it! Sorry!)
"YIPPIE! A NIGHT LIGHT! I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK AND I'M PROUD!" Frodo yelled on the top of his lungs.
Everyone laughed.
"What gift would a dwarf ask of the elves."
"Um...wanna make out?" Gimli asked.
"HELL NO! YOU'RE TOO SHORT, AND UGLY! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Gimli cried and walked back to the boats.
Galadriel gave everyone else a pencil.
The fellowship went in their boats. And started sailing.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!!!!"
The hobbits all sang for the 19th time.
"BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn screamed.
"This is so, like, boring." Arwen said, painting her nails.
"Boy, Aragorn, you have a bigger anger problem than Galadirel." Sam said, remembering their preformance.
:::FLASHBACK:::
The hobbits walked up in front of all the elves, who were sitting in a circle.
They started doing the Lean-Back, and then Pippin did the worm.
They did the can-can while singing "Gandalf's Anger Problem."
Sam tripped, causing Pippin to trip.
"SAM YOU NEED TO GO TO CURVES, MAN!"
"BUT THAT'S FOR WOMEN!"
"EXACTLY! CAUSE YOU'RE A GAY MAN!"
"I'M NOT GAY!"
"ARE TOO!"
"ARE NOT!"
"YUPPERS!"
"NOPERS!"
They argued over Merry and Frodo singing the song. The song ended, and Galadriel said,
"That was horrible. Go preform for the orcs. You are a bunch of stupid hobbits. Go away."
:::FLASHBACK ENDS:::
"I think, we should preform for the orcs, and give up." Merry said.
Everyone agreed.
ARAGORN'S POV Thank god, now I don't have to walk around these annoying gay hobbits that have no talent, a dwarf that is stuipid, my girlfriend who has the most annoying voice in the world, a hairspray-loving gay elf, and this weird man that think's he's going to be king. Man, I'm going to Hawaii all this.
ARAGORN'S POV ENDS
Then, they saw these big statues of Gandalf and Saruman kissing.
"OH MY GOD!! GROSS!!!" They all yelled.
"WHO BUILT THAT?" Frodo asked.
"Oh, I don't know." Legolas said. He giggled.
LEGOLAS' POV
Hahaha. I grossed everybody out. I built this lovely statue. I was going to build it of Elrond, so me and Aragorn could enjoy his mind-blowing beauty, but I'm glad I built this.
LEGOLAS' POV ENDS
"DON'T STOP, BELIEVING! HOLD ON TO THAT FEEELLLLIIINNNGG!!!" Frodo sang.
"For god's sakes, shut up!" Boromir said in a British accent.
"YOU TALK FUNNY!" Pippin said loudly.
"Yeah, and I don't know why." Boromir said. "AHA! Perhaps it's because I am....SHERLOCK HOLMES!"
"Uhh...no you're not."
"I AM HUGH GRANT! I AM HUGH GRANT, SO SHUT UP!"
Everyone giggled like little girls, except for Arwen, who wasn't even paying attention.
"IF THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE!" Frodo sang.
"IN THE NEIGHBOHOOD." Sam sang.
"WHO YOU GONNA CALL?" Merry and Pippin sang.
"GHOSTBUSTERS!" Everyone else sang.
"Ok, now what?" Arwen asked.
The fellowship sailed onwards.