The fellowship reached the shore and together they sat playing a happy game of Monopoly.
"DAMN IT, SAM, ROLL THE DICE!"
"I CAN'T, FRODO! ARAGORN IS HOGGING THE DICE!"
"MWWWHAHAHAH I AM WINNING!" said Boromir, who wasn't winning at all.
"Like, roll, idiot!" Arwen yelled.
"Don't call me an idiot!!! I'm giving you a place to live!!!"
"LIKE, GO!!!!!!!!" Arwen screamed.
Aragorn rolled the dice. He landed on Boardwalk.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn screamed with fury.
"Um, you own it." Pippin said.
"I knew that."
Suddenly, they heard a big noise.
"Where's the buffet?" Pippin asked.
"Orcs are coming!" Aragorn yelled.
"WHERE'S FRODO?" Sam said.
"GO TO HIM SAM!"
Sam ran to Frodo. Meanwhile, Arwen continued to play Monopoly with Legolas, and they compared the fuzziness of their hair.
Then, the orcs approached.
"HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!" Arwen screamed.
"What is it, my lady?"
"MY HAIR IS SO BEAUTIFUL!"
"I'm horny." Legolas said.
The horn of the orcs sounded, and the orcs arrived.
They started fighting. Legolas found a slide and played on that.
The orcs killed Boromir.
"YAY! HE'S DEAD!" The all cheered.
The orcs took Pippin and Merry.
"YAY THE HOBBITS ARE GONE!"
"Are you taking us to the buffet?" Pippin asked the orcs.
Aragorn fought with the orcs, and the orcs left to go to the buffet.
Aragorn, Arwen, Gimli, and Legolas stood together of the shores.
"We have failed the band." Aragorn said.
"Whatever, lets go to a strip club." Gimli said.
And so they left to the strip club.
Sam follwed Frodo who is in a boat.
"FRODO!!!!"
"SAM!!!"
Sam swam to Frodo's boat.
Sam started drowning.
Frodo laughed.
Frodo decided that he better save Sam so they could go to Lover's Peak.
Sam was saved and brought to the boat.
"Oh, Sam. Will you go to Lover's Peak with me?"
"What shall we do there."
Frodo raised his eyebrows. Sam winked.
"LET'S GO MAKE OUT!!!" They said 3 times together!
And they sailed on, to Lover's Peak.
Epilogue
So, the fellowship ended. Sam and Frodo went to Lover's Peak, made out, and went home. They met Merry and Pippin who had spent 24 days continusly eating, smoking, and getting drunk. They preformed "Gandalf's Anger Problem" in many of the strip bars in The Shire. They stayed a band for two years. Then they all went to Cuba so they could hang out with Gandalf, and they preformed there.
(Gandalf's note: I tried to get away from that friggin' fellowship, but of course they all followed me. Bastards.)
Aragorn and Arwen got married, and Legolas dated Elrond for awhile. Gimli killed himself to go with his true love, Boromir.
(Gimli's note: Yes, secretly, he was the love of my life. He complete's me.)
Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, and Elrond eventually went to Cuba to annoy the hell out of Gandalf.
Together they spent the rest of thier days listening to endless amounts of Shania Twain songs.
THE END
"DAMN IT, SAM, ROLL THE DICE!"
"I CAN'T, FRODO! ARAGORN IS HOGGING THE DICE!"
"MWWWHAHAHAH I AM WINNING!" said Boromir, who wasn't winning at all.
"Like, roll, idiot!" Arwen yelled.
"Don't call me an idiot!!! I'm giving you a place to live!!!"
"LIKE, GO!!!!!!!!" Arwen screamed.
Aragorn rolled the dice. He landed on Boardwalk.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn screamed with fury.
"Um, you own it." Pippin said.
"I knew that."
Suddenly, they heard a big noise.
"Where's the buffet?" Pippin asked.
"Orcs are coming!" Aragorn yelled.
"WHERE'S FRODO?" Sam said.
"GO TO HIM SAM!"
Sam ran to Frodo. Meanwhile, Arwen continued to play Monopoly with Legolas, and they compared the fuzziness of their hair.
Then, the orcs approached.
"HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!" Arwen screamed.
"What is it, my lady?"
"MY HAIR IS SO BEAUTIFUL!"
"I'm horny." Legolas said.
The horn of the orcs sounded, and the orcs arrived.
They started fighting. Legolas found a slide and played on that.
The orcs killed Boromir.
"YAY! HE'S DEAD!" The all cheered.
The orcs took Pippin and Merry.
"YAY THE HOBBITS ARE GONE!"
"Are you taking us to the buffet?" Pippin asked the orcs.
Aragorn fought with the orcs, and the orcs left to go to the buffet.
Aragorn, Arwen, Gimli, and Legolas stood together of the shores.
"We have failed the band." Aragorn said.
"Whatever, lets go to a strip club." Gimli said.
And so they left to the strip club.
Sam follwed Frodo who is in a boat.
"FRODO!!!!"
"SAM!!!"
Sam swam to Frodo's boat.
Sam started drowning.
Frodo laughed.
Frodo decided that he better save Sam so they could go to Lover's Peak.
Sam was saved and brought to the boat.
"Oh, Sam. Will you go to Lover's Peak with me?"
"What shall we do there."
Frodo raised his eyebrows. Sam winked.
"LET'S GO MAKE OUT!!!" They said 3 times together!
And they sailed on, to Lover's Peak.
Epilogue
So, the fellowship ended. Sam and Frodo went to Lover's Peak, made out, and went home. They met Merry and Pippin who had spent 24 days continusly eating, smoking, and getting drunk. They preformed "Gandalf's Anger Problem" in many of the strip bars in The Shire. They stayed a band for two years. Then they all went to Cuba so they could hang out with Gandalf, and they preformed there.
(Gandalf's note: I tried to get away from that friggin' fellowship, but of course they all followed me. Bastards.)
Aragorn and Arwen got married, and Legolas dated Elrond for awhile. Gimli killed himself to go with his true love, Boromir.
(Gimli's note: Yes, secretly, he was the love of my life. He complete's me.)
Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, and Elrond eventually went to Cuba to annoy the hell out of Gandalf.
Together they spent the rest of thier days listening to endless amounts of Shania Twain songs.
THE END