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Heero And The Wasp
Everything was normal in the safehouse. Well almost normal. Trowa was in bed having a nap, Quatre was reading a romance novel named "Across The Barricade", Wufei was practising with his Katana, Duo was drawing and last but not least Heero, who was on his laptop.
Buuuzzzzzzz.
"Duo what was that?" Heero asked.
"Mhhmmm? What?"
"That, that noise."
"What noise?"
Bbbuuuuuzzzzzzzzz
"That noise!"
"Oh its just a wasp."
" A a wasp?! Shit!"
"Huh whats wrong?"
Heero had gotton up, closed his laptop and was reaching for his gun.
"Duo, stand back."
"Whatchu gonna do with the gun Hee-chan?"
Heero, not listening was busy aiming his gun at the wasp.
"You ain't gonna..."
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Heero shot but missed three times. The Wasp, having got angry at being shot made an angry "BBUUUZZZZZZZ", and headed straight towards Heero with its stinger aimed for Heero's head.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! The wasp is coming for me! Its gonna eat me! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
With that, Heero ran out the room screaming like a mad idiot.
"Okay..." Duo said sweat dropping while he looked at Heero running off with the wasp behind him.
Wufei, having seen Heero running off with the wasp behind him sweat dropped too while saying " Who would have thought, Heero Yuy, Perfect Soldier would be afraid of a wasp?"
End.
Okay what did ya think? First shot at a fic, albiet not really funny. Thanks for reading! Review and tell me what you think please! Would be greatly appriciated!