Hi! It's Spiffy! I have some review responses here!

Twin-Ascot: *gapes in shock* I can't believe you, my FAVORITE AUTHOR OF ALL TIME, bothered to review my crappy story! Wow! YAY! Thank you!

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Snuffles: Thanks a zillion Snuffles-san!

Disclaimer: If I owned MKR, the tiny part in the 4th book that suggests Clemi wouldn't exist! It would be Asmi instead!

Now-on with the story!

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE GETTING THE SUITE?!?!?" screamed Kakeru. Umi was massaging her temples, Fuu was tentatively removing her fingers from her ears, and the guys were sighing. Satoru smacked Kakeru over the head. Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu smirked.

"Hikaru- it is your decision. We have met Eagle- he seems trustworthy- we have no reason to keep you from your decision," said Satoru. He sounded remarkably like Eagle. Umi arched an eyebrow.

"Thanks, Satoru-niisan! Sayonara! Sayonara, minna! Come on, Eagle-kun, Ascot-kun, Ferio-kun, Umi-chan, and Fuu-chan! We're going to ALASKA!" squealed Hikaru, all in one breath. Everyone sweatdropped, but they said goodbye to Clef and the other Cephirians. The families, Magic Knights, and their boyfriends traveled right back to Earth.

After saying goodbye to their families, the girls dragged the boys to the Tokyo International Airport, explaining about cars as they went. They had already booked tickets. Umi used her cell-phone to book the suite. (A/N: Yes-that's long distance-no-I don't care)

"Umi-chan? What's that big robot thingie?" said Ascot, pointing at a plane.

"I'm saying this once-the big metal thing outside is an airplane. We will be riding one to New York. From New York, we will get on another plane to Winnipeg. From Winnipeg, we will fly to Vancouver, and from there we will fly to Alaska. Now, don't ask any questions loudly-WHISPER!" said Umi quietly.

They boarded the plane. Fuu had to hold Ferio's mouth shut because he was the only one who'd never flown. When the little packages of peanuts came, Umi gave hers to Ascot to shut him up. It worked. By the time dinner came, they were wondering why they brought their boyfriends in the first place. After the boys woke them from a sound sleep for the 15th time to ask a stupid question, they were wondering why they even had boyfriends.

"Ascot?" said Umi in a dangerously calm voice.

"Yes?" he replied timidly.

"Shut up!" she said right in his ear. He jumped about ten feet, then nodded. The rest of the flight was about as peaceful as it could be, with three out-of-this-world guys. Which, by the way, is not peaceful at all, as Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu could tell you. Well, not Fuu-Ferio slept through most of the flight. As for the other two-well, Hikaru was starting to loose her cheer, and you don't even want to know what Umi was like.

When they landed in New York, the girls had stuffed the boys' mouths with gum so they didn't scream in pain at the elevation change. It worked. The girls all had headaches anyway, they didn't need screaming boys or annoyed passengers to make them worse.

"Hey Fuu! Can we get something to eat? Can we get a toy? Can we get-"

"Ferio. Shut. Up. Now. Or. Else," Growled Fuu.

"Meep," meeped Ferio.

"Umi? Can I get a souvenir?" whined Ascot.

"Shut up." Umi replied.

"Ok." mumbled Ascot. After seeing what happened to the other guys, Eagle didn't even open his mouth. While they were sitting in their gate, Umi turned to face the group of boys.

"You are not speaking on this flight unless it is an emergency, or the flight attendant is here with drinks. We will get some sleep. If we do not get any sleep, consider yourselves dead, NO EXCEPTIONS." She said. The boys looked terrified, and rightfully so.

When they boarded the plane, Umi gave one last glare to Ascot, Eagle, and Ferio, before falling asleep on her pillow. Hikaru and Fuu did the same. The guys woke the girls when the flight attendants came around. When they woke up, Umi was only slightly crabby, Fuu wasn't growling anymore, and Hikaru was almost as cheerful as normal. When the plane began to decline, the boys raided the girls' purses in a neat fashion for some gum. The guys found the gum, neatened the purses, and when the plane landed in Winnipeg, the girls were back to normal, and Umi was actually cheerful.

"Is that snow, Umi?" Ascot asked, looking out the airport window.

"Yes, Ascot. That is snow."

They caught a taxi to a hotel downtown. Ascot, Ferio, and Eagle liked the Nintendo in the large hotel room, so they used some of the money the girls had given them for the trip and bought two hours of it. Eagle was quite good, but Ascot sucked.

The next morning, the girls shook the guys awake at 7 AM. They all crammed in a taxi towards the airport. Breakfast was doughnuts, which Ferio loved. They boarded a plane to Vancouver. The trip was uneventful, unless you count Eagle saying, "Smiley Faces are eating my Rice Crispies," in his sleep, and Umi taking lots of pictures of Fuu and Ferio draped all over each other in their sleep for blackmail.

When they got off in Vancouver, Umi bought some more gum, Fuu bought some strips that would keep Ferio from snoring, and Hikaru bought McDonald's for dinner.

"But, if it's made from 'kow', why is it called HAMburger?" asked Eagle, poking his Whopper.

"Just eat it!" said Hikaru.

"I like these 'Fry' things. They taste good!" said Ascot. Umi massaged her temples.

They boarded the flight to Anchorage. This time, Eagle said, "Bananas and Apples, Mama," in his sleep. The other five laughed hysterically. Of course, it was even funnier when the flight attendant came up to them five minutes later and said, "Which kind of fruit cereal would you like? Blueberries and Strawberries, or Bananas and Apples?"

When they finally arrived in Anchorage, they got in a taxi to their hotel. Upon reaching the suite, Umi collapsed on the middle bed and said, "Thank God that damn four stop flight is over," at which her friends stared.

"What?" she said. "I'm 15, isn't OK for me to curse?"

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"OK. Today, we'll be playing outside, in the snow, and going skiing. All you guys, stay here and get dressed, wear your sweaters, jeans, and snow clothes. We're going into the bathroom to dress, if you open the bathroom door, you're dead," said Fuu. The guys nodded meekly.

When the girls left the bathroom, they had on their snow clothes. (A/N: If you don't like graphic descriptions of characters clothes, skip the rest of this paragraph and the next one.) Umi was wearing a blue headband that covered her ears, a thick white coat with a blue and green stripe across the front and fuzzy wristbands, and two blue mittens. Hikaru was wearing a pilot hat, complete with goggles and ear straps, red-brown leather gloves, and a pink coat with a furry collar. Fuu was wearing a cream colored coat with snowflake designs on the collar and wrists, striped green mittens, and a green headband with white earmuffs attached. They looked spiffy.

The guys also looked good. Ascot had a big brown coat with fuzzy lining, tall brown boots, and slick snow pants. You could say he was top heavy. Eagle had on a gray coat with black lining and chest pockets, boots, and thick pants. Ferio was wearing a dark green coat, cream colored boots, and slick snow pants. They looked spiffy also.

"Come on guys! Let's go make a snowman!" chirped Hikaru.

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The snowman was short and fat.

"Let's call him Zazu!" said Ascot. Everyone laughed.

"Who wants to go skiing?" asked Umi.

"What's 'skeeing'?" Asked Ascot. The girls sighed. This was going to be a loooooooong trip.

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