Disclaimer: THIS SHOW: I DUNNO WHO IT BELONGS TO, DREW CARREY OR ABC NETWORK. THE CHARACTERS: J.K. ROWLING. DUH. WARNER BROS. OWNS THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY THE H.P. CHARACTERS.
Drew: Hello! I'm Drew Carrey and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Harry Potter Day!
Audience: yells, hollers, cheers and whistles
Drew: Tonight's Contestants are:
A books gonna be her husband, Hermione Granger (as played by Emma Watson)
I'm too sexy for my robes, Draco Malfoy (as played by Tom Felton)
Mr. Lighting Head Himself, Harry Potter (as played by Daniel Radcliffe)
And arachnophobic psycho, Ron Weasley (as played by Rupert Grint)
Audience: more cheers and whistles
Drew: That's right it's Whose Line Is It Anyway? The show where the jokes are funny and the points don't matter. Yes, the points don't matter, like how many bottles of gel it takes to style Malfoy's hair (Malfoy slicks back hair and gives a wink) Girls in the audience: whoops and wolf whistles Ooookaaayyyy...onto our first game, Dating Game, this is for everyone.
OK, Hermione will play a bacholerette on a dating show, and the 3 boys will be the contestants. [Harry: old woman who accidentally steps on a roller coaster Draco: New one of the Fab Four on Queer Eye][Ron: bad doctor who tries to tries to not lose his next patient]
Hermione (sounding like a preppy, Valley Girl, pretending to chew gum): Um, like, totally hi bachelor contestants! OK, like, bachelor number one (Harry in woman tone: yes?) if it was like, totally my b-day, like what would you get me? Anything good? Sexy?
Harry: well, m'deary, it would be lovely present, (pulls down safety bar, facing upward) it would be goood! Ahhh!! Ohhhh!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!
Hermione with worried look on face: OK.... Bachelor number two, if we were to go shopping, like, where would we go and like would you be totally honest if I asked if I looked fat in an outfit?
Draco in gay voice: OK, first of all, girlfriend (moving finger in a "don't go there girlfriend" way), I would have to take you somewhere better than Skanks R Us (Hermione outs surprised look oh her face, audience laughs) because that outfit is so last year. And yes, you do look fat in that outfit! (Drew and audience laughs, Hermione, puts on pout, then smiles brightly)
Hermione: I love romantic moonlit dinners. Where would you take me on a romantic date, bachelor #2?
Ron: Well, some place good. A live and bright place, not a dead, boring place. (Pretends to wash hands, then pretends to put on mask) no, no! Live! Liiiiiive! (Puts head on hands)
Hermione: (shocked look on her face) Bachelor #1, if we were to have a one year anniversary, what would be do?
Harry: Well, we could go to a lovely diiiinneerrrr ahhhhhh!!!!! Ohhh (pretends to go upward, then downward) ahhhhhhh!!!! (Put head on shoulders)
Ron: No, NO! (Takes out the shocker thingy) clear (Harry Bulges out eyes balls) CLEAR! (Harry again moves in shocked form, eyes bulged)
Drew: Buzzes buzzer, laughing, audience claps and laughs. A thousand points to Draco for bringing Harry back to life.
Draco: It was nothing.
Drew: Well be right back!
A/N: tell me what you think. I got better material coming, so look out for better laughs! HaRrY's-HoT101
Drew: Hello! I'm Drew Carrey and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Harry Potter Day!
Audience: yells, hollers, cheers and whistles
Drew: Tonight's Contestants are:
A books gonna be her husband, Hermione Granger (as played by Emma Watson)
I'm too sexy for my robes, Draco Malfoy (as played by Tom Felton)
Mr. Lighting Head Himself, Harry Potter (as played by Daniel Radcliffe)
And arachnophobic psycho, Ron Weasley (as played by Rupert Grint)
Audience: more cheers and whistles
Drew: That's right it's Whose Line Is It Anyway? The show where the jokes are funny and the points don't matter. Yes, the points don't matter, like how many bottles of gel it takes to style Malfoy's hair (Malfoy slicks back hair and gives a wink) Girls in the audience: whoops and wolf whistles Ooookaaayyyy...onto our first game, Dating Game, this is for everyone.
OK, Hermione will play a bacholerette on a dating show, and the 3 boys will be the contestants. [Harry: old woman who accidentally steps on a roller coaster Draco: New one of the Fab Four on Queer Eye][Ron: bad doctor who tries to tries to not lose his next patient]
Hermione (sounding like a preppy, Valley Girl, pretending to chew gum): Um, like, totally hi bachelor contestants! OK, like, bachelor number one (Harry in woman tone: yes?) if it was like, totally my b-day, like what would you get me? Anything good? Sexy?
Harry: well, m'deary, it would be lovely present, (pulls down safety bar, facing upward) it would be goood! Ahhh!! Ohhhh!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!
Hermione with worried look on face: OK.... Bachelor number two, if we were to go shopping, like, where would we go and like would you be totally honest if I asked if I looked fat in an outfit?
Draco in gay voice: OK, first of all, girlfriend (moving finger in a "don't go there girlfriend" way), I would have to take you somewhere better than Skanks R Us (Hermione outs surprised look oh her face, audience laughs) because that outfit is so last year. And yes, you do look fat in that outfit! (Drew and audience laughs, Hermione, puts on pout, then smiles brightly)
Hermione: I love romantic moonlit dinners. Where would you take me on a romantic date, bachelor #2?
Ron: Well, some place good. A live and bright place, not a dead, boring place. (Pretends to wash hands, then pretends to put on mask) no, no! Live! Liiiiiive! (Puts head on hands)
Hermione: (shocked look on her face) Bachelor #1, if we were to have a one year anniversary, what would be do?
Harry: Well, we could go to a lovely diiiinneerrrr ahhhhhh!!!!! Ohhh (pretends to go upward, then downward) ahhhhhhh!!!! (Put head on shoulders)
Ron: No, NO! (Takes out the shocker thingy) clear (Harry Bulges out eyes balls) CLEAR! (Harry again moves in shocked form, eyes bulged)
Drew: Buzzes buzzer, laughing, audience claps and laughs. A thousand points to Draco for bringing Harry back to life.
Draco: It was nothing.
Drew: Well be right back!
A/N: tell me what you think. I got better material coming, so look out for better laughs! HaRrY's-HoT101