Disclaimer: Nothing here is mine, except some made up material. 'Nuff said.

Drew: OK, the next game is called Party Quirks! This is again for all four of you. Hermione, you're the host of the party. You will have to guess the people's identity as the game progresses. I will bring the guests in with the doorbell (makes doorbell noise). And...go!

Hermione: Chips here, dip here, vodka here, condoms here, (laughs from the audience), the hot guys will go there (points to imaginary bed, fluffs pillows, more laughs from audience) [doorbell] Oh good, my first hot guy!

Harry walks in, mouth in the way it is when you eat something sour, walks around, puts hands to head, moves back and fourth. Suddenly falls down and acts like he is having a seizure, flops around.

Hermione: Yeah, you do that...[doorbell] Oh good! (Pretends to open door)

Draco walks in, jumping up and down in girlie way. Ready? OK? (He points to Hermione) U-G-L-Y You ain't got so alibi you Ugly yeah yeah, you really ugly! Whoo! Go team go!

Hermione: Ugh! Whatever. [Doorbell] yes!

Ron: runs in Yeah! Party! Whoo! (runs over to draco, shakes him) Yeah lets party! (runs over to "vodka", pretends to swig it) yeah party, drops sown on floor, passed out. 5 seconds later, up again screaming.

Harry goes up to Hermione, drops down again and starts flopping around

Hermione: OK, it's time for you to leave, you fish out of water [buzzer sounds, which means she's correct]

Draco: goes up to camera screams out Varsity, Varsity, Varsity, go! Do what you do, and show 'em what you know! Go Team!

Hermione: OK, that's enough you preppy cheerleader at a game

Drew: she's not at a game, she's...

Hermione: Trying to make the Varsity team! [buzzer], Draco sits down.

Ron: runs over to Hermione, grabs onto her shoulder, Yeah Frat Party rules! Yeah! Uh, (drops to floor again)

Hermione: OK, it's really time for you to go, you, you drunken college guy that passes out after a minute he drinks [buzzer]

Audience laughs, claps

Drew: laughing OK, a million points to everyone, cuz that was the best party ever.

Everyone: laughs, Harry takes drink.

Ron: Frat Party yeah!

Drew laughing, Our next game is...ha ha