Disclaimer: same as last time.
Drew: Our next game is, one of my favorites, Greatest Hits, with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor! This is for Harry, Ron, and Draco. Harry and Ron, you two are going to be doing a commercial for a CD. Draco will be singing them. What I need now is an occupation in which you can easily get hurt.
Audience: Shark hunter! Skydiver! Wrestler!
Drew: That's a good one, Songs of the Wrestler. So guys, you're going to be selling the CD, Songs of the Wrestler.
Harry: We'll be right back to our documentary, Drew Carrey, My Life As A Game Show Host, in a few minutes, but first, boy Ron, do we have an offer for you.
Ron: That's right, Harry. Those big guys you see all the time in the WWF, that's right wrestlers. Personally, I love wrestling, especially Stone Cold Steve Austin. And I loved the music of the 90's when wrestling was really big.
Harry: Really, Ron?
Ron: Yes Really. And boy did I love that song by Lenny Kravitz, "I'll Smack You Down".
(Music of "I want to fly" starts)
Draco: You see, I'm big and strong. I'm mean...oh yeah! And if you mess with me, don't you see Yeah! I'm gonna smack you down! I'll smack you down right away eee yeah yeah eee yeah! Oh! I'll smack you down today! Right away, if you say bad things about me!
Audience claps.
Harry: Ron, don't you just love when wrestling was the biggest thing to watch on TV And one of the biggest music starts was Jennifer Lopez. Here's J.Lo's big 90's hit, "Big Strong Wrestler Man".
("Waiting for tonight" music comes on)
Draco: He's so strong as can be, baby. I pictured us together. His muscular arms, so big and strong, to hold us close together. His 8 pack is as awesome as can be, He's lean and he's fit and it's so lovely. He can crush things like no guy before, what am I waiting for! He's my big strong wrestler man, oh! I'll watch him on TV tonight, Yes he's so strong! Oh! There is nothing wrong, with a big strong wrestler man!
Audience claps, and cheers.
Ron: Beautiful, it makes me want to cry.
Harry: Please, don't. Even now, wrestling is big, especially those models who travel with the wrestlers, to show off. (Guys holler) So here is a hit by Sean Paul, "Those Dutty Lil' Wrestling Hoes" (laughs)
(Jamaican Sean Paul music comes on)
Draco: Yeah man. You see dose dutty lil girls in those shawt mini skirts and you know dat dose girls wanna flirt. Dancin' in dose bikinis all around fo' fun, you know dey wan' some. I want summa dose dutty lil' wrestlin' hoes, cuz everyone knows dat dose girls are so smooth and so fun to you. Dose dutty lil wrestlin hoes, everyone knows that dey want summa you. Showin' off dey boobs n summa they're ass, those girls are hoes, got only horny class. Yeah!
Audience claps.
Harry: I love that song. Now Ron, what would you pay for this lovely set of 50 song, 5 CD set? A very reasonable price?
Ron: Indeed, Harry. How about 99.99?
Harry: That's very reasonable, indeed (laughter from audience) Only 99.99 for this 5 CD set. Call now, and we will throw in our free "Songs of the Wrestler" wrestling mask, for only 10 bucks extra! So call in now!
[buzzer] everyone goes back to their seats.
Drew: A very reasonable price, 99.99. Ninety-nine points to Ron and Harry, and 100 to Draco for, singing. We'll be right back to Whose Line, right after this!
This was much funnier. Please review if I should go on! If you don't review, I'll go on anyway HaRrY's-HoT101 (
Drew: Our next game is, one of my favorites, Greatest Hits, with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor! This is for Harry, Ron, and Draco. Harry and Ron, you two are going to be doing a commercial for a CD. Draco will be singing them. What I need now is an occupation in which you can easily get hurt.
Audience: Shark hunter! Skydiver! Wrestler!
Drew: That's a good one, Songs of the Wrestler. So guys, you're going to be selling the CD, Songs of the Wrestler.
Harry: We'll be right back to our documentary, Drew Carrey, My Life As A Game Show Host, in a few minutes, but first, boy Ron, do we have an offer for you.
Ron: That's right, Harry. Those big guys you see all the time in the WWF, that's right wrestlers. Personally, I love wrestling, especially Stone Cold Steve Austin. And I loved the music of the 90's when wrestling was really big.
Harry: Really, Ron?
Ron: Yes Really. And boy did I love that song by Lenny Kravitz, "I'll Smack You Down".
(Music of "I want to fly" starts)
Draco: You see, I'm big and strong. I'm mean...oh yeah! And if you mess with me, don't you see Yeah! I'm gonna smack you down! I'll smack you down right away eee yeah yeah eee yeah! Oh! I'll smack you down today! Right away, if you say bad things about me!
Audience claps.
Harry: Ron, don't you just love when wrestling was the biggest thing to watch on TV And one of the biggest music starts was Jennifer Lopez. Here's J.Lo's big 90's hit, "Big Strong Wrestler Man".
("Waiting for tonight" music comes on)
Draco: He's so strong as can be, baby. I pictured us together. His muscular arms, so big and strong, to hold us close together. His 8 pack is as awesome as can be, He's lean and he's fit and it's so lovely. He can crush things like no guy before, what am I waiting for! He's my big strong wrestler man, oh! I'll watch him on TV tonight, Yes he's so strong! Oh! There is nothing wrong, with a big strong wrestler man!
Audience claps, and cheers.
Ron: Beautiful, it makes me want to cry.
Harry: Please, don't. Even now, wrestling is big, especially those models who travel with the wrestlers, to show off. (Guys holler) So here is a hit by Sean Paul, "Those Dutty Lil' Wrestling Hoes" (laughs)
(Jamaican Sean Paul music comes on)
Draco: Yeah man. You see dose dutty lil girls in those shawt mini skirts and you know dat dose girls wanna flirt. Dancin' in dose bikinis all around fo' fun, you know dey wan' some. I want summa dose dutty lil' wrestlin' hoes, cuz everyone knows dat dose girls are so smooth and so fun to you. Dose dutty lil wrestlin hoes, everyone knows that dey want summa you. Showin' off dey boobs n summa they're ass, those girls are hoes, got only horny class. Yeah!
Audience claps.
Harry: I love that song. Now Ron, what would you pay for this lovely set of 50 song, 5 CD set? A very reasonable price?
Ron: Indeed, Harry. How about 99.99?
Harry: That's very reasonable, indeed (laughter from audience) Only 99.99 for this 5 CD set. Call now, and we will throw in our free "Songs of the Wrestler" wrestling mask, for only 10 bucks extra! So call in now!
[buzzer] everyone goes back to their seats.
Drew: A very reasonable price, 99.99. Ninety-nine points to Ron and Harry, and 100 to Draco for, singing. We'll be right back to Whose Line, right after this!
This was much funnier. Please review if I should go on! If you don't review, I'll go on anyway HaRrY's-HoT101 (