These are my adventures of what I think would happen if Inu Yasha encountered certain objects that he might not have seen or heard of before or objects that he might not have used in feudal Japan if these objects do exist. Please review and if you see a problem give me a review to let me know.
Disclaimer: If I owned Inu Yasha you would know by now!!!!!
Inu Yasha was sitting in the Feudal era, biting his nails in a very rapid place. All his nails were stubs by now and his fingers were bleeding. Shippo walked over and tapped Inu Yasha on the shoulder. Inu Yasha screamed like a wussy pansy girl.
"Whoa..." said Shippo. "Calm down!! Worry anymore and you can dig your own grave!! I mean, geez, Kagome will get over it, right?"
At that moment Kagome popped her head out of the well and said, "Hi Shippo! Hi Inu Yasha!! Ready to come back to my world with me?"
"See!" said Shippo. "I told you there was nothing to worry about!"
Kagome's era
"Shippo. Inu Yasha. I want you to meet these nice ladies!"
Two ugly, fat women stepped out of the shadows and waved.
"I have things to do, so you'll be staying with my friends for a while, okay?"
Inu Yasha and Shippo nodded.
"Okay little boys!" said the ladies. "We're going to play a game!"
"A game?" said Shippo. "I love games. What game is it?"
"Feh!" said Inu Yasha. "I won't play your stupid game!"
"We're playing Sticks!" said the ladies.
"Hey!" said Inu Yasha. "Just because I look like a dog doesn't mean I'll fetch your stick!!!"
"Your going to have to play!" said the ladies. "The game starts now!!!!"
The ladies ran up to Shippo and Inu Yasha and began to beat them with sticks. Inu Yasha and Shippo did the sensible thing and began to run. The ladies ran after them.
"Boy!" said Shippo as they ran. "Those fat ladies sure run fast!!!"
"Shippo!" said Inu Yasha. "What were you saying earlier about Kagome forgiving us?"
"Forget I said anything!" said Shippo. "Just run!!!"
When Kagome came to get the two boys they were lying beaten and bruised in front of her door.
"Well!" said Kagome. "I hope you boys learned your lesson!!!"
Inu Yasha and Shippo could only nod.
Later on................
"Boys!" said Kagome. "Stay here while I run to the store, okay?"
Inu Yasha and Shippo nodded.
Then a few moments after Kagome left the phone rang. Inu Yasha picked it up and screamed "HELLO!" into it!
The person asked, "Who is this?"
"That's none of your business!"
"Well it's my business when there is a mysterious man in my home!"
Inu Yasha hung up the phone.
Kagome's mother heard a dial tone. "That didn't work..." she said and asked grandpa to try calling Kagome.
Inu Yasha picked up the phone again.
"HELLO!" he screamed.
"Who are you?"
"None of your buisness!"
"Can I speak to Kagome?"
"No!!! Stop calling me on this thing!!"
Kagome's grandpa sighed and hung up the phone. "Sota you try!" he said.
Inu Yasha picked up the phone for the third time.
"HELLO!"
"Who is this?"
"None of your fucking business!"
"Woah! No need to swear, ok?"
"Shut up! I'll fucking swear if I fucking want to O Fucking, kay?
"..."
"Beeep"
Inu Yasha hung up the phone. "Sota what happened?" asked his mom. "Someone swore at me!" he said. "Let's go home! I want to find out who this mysterious person is!!"
The phone rang for the fourth time.
"Hello this is your lawyer..."
"WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT? STOP FUCKING CALLING ME!!"
"Sir please calm down..."
"STOP WITH THE FUCKING CALLS!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! I CAN'T GET A MOMENT OF FUCKING PEACE!!!"
"SIR!" said the lawyer who was becoming angry. "I CAN SUE FOR THIS ANNOYINGNESS!!!"
"GO RIGHT AHEAD!!! NO ONE'S STOPPING YOU!!!"
"FINE!" SAID THE LAWYER. "I WILL SUE YOU!!!!!"
When Kagome came back Inu Yasha was talking to Shippo. "Inu Yasha.." Kagome said. "Did anything happen while I was gone?"
"No!" said Inu Yasha. "It was uneventful!"
Kagome shoved them back to their own time and then went inside and the phone rang.
"Hello," she said.
"Ma'am I'd like to discuss how your being sued by your own lawyer and was wondering if..."
"INU YASHA!!" Kagome screamed. "OMAE O KOROSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hello?"
The end!!! (For now!!!!)
Omae o korosu- I will kill you!!!
Inu Kaiba: Read and review!!! RoxyFoxy, I need more ideas for punishment for the next chapter! Do you have any? If anybody else, has any put them in your review, please!!!
-Inu Kaiba
Disclaimer: If I owned Inu Yasha you would know by now!!!!!
Inu Yasha was sitting in the Feudal era, biting his nails in a very rapid place. All his nails were stubs by now and his fingers were bleeding. Shippo walked over and tapped Inu Yasha on the shoulder. Inu Yasha screamed like a wussy pansy girl.
"Whoa..." said Shippo. "Calm down!! Worry anymore and you can dig your own grave!! I mean, geez, Kagome will get over it, right?"
At that moment Kagome popped her head out of the well and said, "Hi Shippo! Hi Inu Yasha!! Ready to come back to my world with me?"
"See!" said Shippo. "I told you there was nothing to worry about!"
Kagome's era
"Shippo. Inu Yasha. I want you to meet these nice ladies!"
Two ugly, fat women stepped out of the shadows and waved.
"I have things to do, so you'll be staying with my friends for a while, okay?"
Inu Yasha and Shippo nodded.
"Okay little boys!" said the ladies. "We're going to play a game!"
"A game?" said Shippo. "I love games. What game is it?"
"Feh!" said Inu Yasha. "I won't play your stupid game!"
"We're playing Sticks!" said the ladies.
"Hey!" said Inu Yasha. "Just because I look like a dog doesn't mean I'll fetch your stick!!!"
"Your going to have to play!" said the ladies. "The game starts now!!!!"
The ladies ran up to Shippo and Inu Yasha and began to beat them with sticks. Inu Yasha and Shippo did the sensible thing and began to run. The ladies ran after them.
"Boy!" said Shippo as they ran. "Those fat ladies sure run fast!!!"
"Shippo!" said Inu Yasha. "What were you saying earlier about Kagome forgiving us?"
"Forget I said anything!" said Shippo. "Just run!!!"
When Kagome came to get the two boys they were lying beaten and bruised in front of her door.
"Well!" said Kagome. "I hope you boys learned your lesson!!!"
Inu Yasha and Shippo could only nod.
Later on................
"Boys!" said Kagome. "Stay here while I run to the store, okay?"
Inu Yasha and Shippo nodded.
Then a few moments after Kagome left the phone rang. Inu Yasha picked it up and screamed "HELLO!" into it!
The person asked, "Who is this?"
"That's none of your business!"
"Well it's my business when there is a mysterious man in my home!"
Inu Yasha hung up the phone.
Kagome's mother heard a dial tone. "That didn't work..." she said and asked grandpa to try calling Kagome.
Inu Yasha picked up the phone again.
"HELLO!" he screamed.
"Who are you?"
"None of your buisness!"
"Can I speak to Kagome?"
"No!!! Stop calling me on this thing!!"
Kagome's grandpa sighed and hung up the phone. "Sota you try!" he said.
Inu Yasha picked up the phone for the third time.
"HELLO!"
"Who is this?"
"None of your fucking business!"
"Woah! No need to swear, ok?"
"Shut up! I'll fucking swear if I fucking want to O Fucking, kay?
"..."
"Beeep"
Inu Yasha hung up the phone. "Sota what happened?" asked his mom. "Someone swore at me!" he said. "Let's go home! I want to find out who this mysterious person is!!"
The phone rang for the fourth time.
"Hello this is your lawyer..."
"WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT? STOP FUCKING CALLING ME!!"
"Sir please calm down..."
"STOP WITH THE FUCKING CALLS!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! I CAN'T GET A MOMENT OF FUCKING PEACE!!!"
"SIR!" said the lawyer who was becoming angry. "I CAN SUE FOR THIS ANNOYINGNESS!!!"
"GO RIGHT AHEAD!!! NO ONE'S STOPPING YOU!!!"
"FINE!" SAID THE LAWYER. "I WILL SUE YOU!!!!!"
When Kagome came back Inu Yasha was talking to Shippo. "Inu Yasha.." Kagome said. "Did anything happen while I was gone?"
"No!" said Inu Yasha. "It was uneventful!"
Kagome shoved them back to their own time and then went inside and the phone rang.
"Hello," she said.
"Ma'am I'd like to discuss how your being sued by your own lawyer and was wondering if..."
"INU YASHA!!" Kagome screamed. "OMAE O KOROSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hello?"
The end!!! (For now!!!!)
Omae o korosu- I will kill you!!!
Inu Kaiba: Read and review!!! RoxyFoxy, I need more ideas for punishment for the next chapter! Do you have any? If anybody else, has any put them in your review, please!!!
-Inu Kaiba