These are my adventures of what I think would happen if Inu Yasha encountered certain objects that he might not have seen or heard of before or objects that he might not have used in feudal Japan if these objects do exist. Please review and if you see a problem give me a review to let me know.
Disclaimer: If I owned Inu Yasha Inu Yasha would have married... Kikyo no.. Kagome! you know what let's let the real owner decide!!!
Inu Yasha was very worried. "Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit OH SHIT!!"
"Calm down Inu Yasha!" said Shippo. "It can't be that bad.."
"Easy for you to say runt!" Inu Yasha said. "Your not the one who picked up the device in the first place!"
"Can I help it if I'm not allowed to touch weird things???" Shippo said. "The one I was trying to work was very confusing and hard!!"
Flashback
"Hhmmm" Shippo said as he walks through the house. "What to do, what to do?"
He sees Sota's PS2.
"Hey I wonder what that is.." Shippo says and flicks the switch. The machine comes to life.
"EEEEEEEEEEE" Shippo screams and throws toys at it. When the machine continues to work, and Shippo realizes it's not a demon he sits down and begins to play it.
Shippo loses!
The TV screen continues to blink, "You Lose!" while the PS2 lies in a crumpled dangled heap as Shippo exits the room.
End Flashback
"Shippo.." Inu Yasha said.
"Yes?" Shippo.
"From the sounds of it you damaged that thing!!!" said Inu Yasha.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Shippo screamed and ran around the room in circles.
"Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit OH SHIT!!"
"Hey!" said Inu Yasha. "That's my line!!!"
Kagome pops her head out of the well. "Come on back guys!" she says and smiles. "I have a simple punishment for you this time!"
"Wellllllllllllll............." Inu Yasha says. "Okay!"
He and Shippo jump down the well along with Kagome.
In Kagome's Era
"Ok," Kagome says plunking a laundry basket down on the washing machine. "This is your punishment! Shippo, you're being punished to for breaking Sota's PS2! Though I should be thanking you for getting him out of the house! He never goes out there!"
"Anyways," she said. "Here's the deal! You wash my clothes while I'm out then you sit around and wait till I come back! Now no being bad or You'll have a much more severe punishment ok? I should be giving you a more severe punishment Inu Yasha! You cost us our lawyer! But Shippo can't do this alone! So you're a lucky son of a bitch!"
Inu Yasha whimpered and Kagome said, "Serves you right jackass!"
"Now then!" she said turning her attention from Inu Yasha to both of them.
"This is how you do the Landry!" she explained while Shippo sat there boredly.
'Knowing Shippo I'll be doing all this work!' Inu Yasha thought miserably. He listened more intently then.
"And that's how you do the laundry!" Kagome finished as she shoved the clothes in the washer and started it. It was one of those washers where you could se the clothing swirl round and round.
When Kagome left Inu Yasha watched the clothes and peered inside he heard the thing stop and when he closed the door it started up again. InuYasha heard the weird noise the machine made so he pulled out Tetsusaiga and said, "Come on Shippo! We have to save Kagome's clothes before the demon inside that... that thing eats them!"
Inu Yasha whipped Tetsusaiga around then jumped in the washing machine and started hacking at the inside after he threw Kagome's clothes out nothing was damaged, (Thank god!) But Inu Yasha couldn't get out and Shippo couldn't pull the door open.
A long time later
Kagome opened the washing machine to find a very wet hanyou who smelled like shit. (Well now we know why he doesn't bathe very often....) She threw him in the dryer not wishing to have her towels smell like wet dog. InuYasha growled and pounded on the door. He did not like the dryer. Kagome 'Sat' him and when she pulled him out of the dryer his face had a burn mark in the shape of a piece of the dryer.
"Well I have to go out now!" said Kagome. 'To get away from you!' she thought. "I'll be back in a couple hours!"
When Kagome came back Inu Yasha was wearing a bra and there was a pad stuck to his forehead. There was a thong that went a round both of his ears and he was sitting there calmly watching TV with Shippo. She went upstairs and found that her entire drawer of unmentionables were ripped in two and worthless...
Kagome went downstairs and took back her only thong and bra. She ripped the pad off Inu's forehead and screamed at him. "YOU HAD TO DESTROY MY ENTIRE DRAWER OF UMENTIONABLES DIDN'T YOU YA FUCKER! OUT BEFORE YOU SUFFER A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!!!"
InuYasha was pout of there before Kagome could say her first word. She had been yelling at Shippo.
'When I get my hands on you,' Kagome thought. 'You are sooooooooooo dead!'
Inu Kaiba: That's it for now! Have a good read or two! See ya!!!
- Inu Kaiba
Disclaimer: If I owned Inu Yasha Inu Yasha would have married... Kikyo no.. Kagome! you know what let's let the real owner decide!!!
Inu Yasha was very worried. "Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit OH SHIT!!"
"Calm down Inu Yasha!" said Shippo. "It can't be that bad.."
"Easy for you to say runt!" Inu Yasha said. "Your not the one who picked up the device in the first place!"
"Can I help it if I'm not allowed to touch weird things???" Shippo said. "The one I was trying to work was very confusing and hard!!"
Flashback
"Hhmmm" Shippo said as he walks through the house. "What to do, what to do?"
He sees Sota's PS2.
"Hey I wonder what that is.." Shippo says and flicks the switch. The machine comes to life.
"EEEEEEEEEEE" Shippo screams and throws toys at it. When the machine continues to work, and Shippo realizes it's not a demon he sits down and begins to play it.
Shippo loses!
The TV screen continues to blink, "You Lose!" while the PS2 lies in a crumpled dangled heap as Shippo exits the room.
End Flashback
"Shippo.." Inu Yasha said.
"Yes?" Shippo.
"From the sounds of it you damaged that thing!!!" said Inu Yasha.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Shippo screamed and ran around the room in circles.
"Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit OH SHIT!!"
"Hey!" said Inu Yasha. "That's my line!!!"
Kagome pops her head out of the well. "Come on back guys!" she says and smiles. "I have a simple punishment for you this time!"
"Wellllllllllllll............." Inu Yasha says. "Okay!"
He and Shippo jump down the well along with Kagome.
In Kagome's Era
"Ok," Kagome says plunking a laundry basket down on the washing machine. "This is your punishment! Shippo, you're being punished to for breaking Sota's PS2! Though I should be thanking you for getting him out of the house! He never goes out there!"
"Anyways," she said. "Here's the deal! You wash my clothes while I'm out then you sit around and wait till I come back! Now no being bad or You'll have a much more severe punishment ok? I should be giving you a more severe punishment Inu Yasha! You cost us our lawyer! But Shippo can't do this alone! So you're a lucky son of a bitch!"
Inu Yasha whimpered and Kagome said, "Serves you right jackass!"
"Now then!" she said turning her attention from Inu Yasha to both of them.
"This is how you do the Landry!" she explained while Shippo sat there boredly.
'Knowing Shippo I'll be doing all this work!' Inu Yasha thought miserably. He listened more intently then.
"And that's how you do the laundry!" Kagome finished as she shoved the clothes in the washer and started it. It was one of those washers where you could se the clothing swirl round and round.
When Kagome left Inu Yasha watched the clothes and peered inside he heard the thing stop and when he closed the door it started up again. InuYasha heard the weird noise the machine made so he pulled out Tetsusaiga and said, "Come on Shippo! We have to save Kagome's clothes before the demon inside that... that thing eats them!"
Inu Yasha whipped Tetsusaiga around then jumped in the washing machine and started hacking at the inside after he threw Kagome's clothes out nothing was damaged, (Thank god!) But Inu Yasha couldn't get out and Shippo couldn't pull the door open.
A long time later
Kagome opened the washing machine to find a very wet hanyou who smelled like shit. (Well now we know why he doesn't bathe very often....) She threw him in the dryer not wishing to have her towels smell like wet dog. InuYasha growled and pounded on the door. He did not like the dryer. Kagome 'Sat' him and when she pulled him out of the dryer his face had a burn mark in the shape of a piece of the dryer.
"Well I have to go out now!" said Kagome. 'To get away from you!' she thought. "I'll be back in a couple hours!"
When Kagome came back Inu Yasha was wearing a bra and there was a pad stuck to his forehead. There was a thong that went a round both of his ears and he was sitting there calmly watching TV with Shippo. She went upstairs and found that her entire drawer of unmentionables were ripped in two and worthless...
Kagome went downstairs and took back her only thong and bra. She ripped the pad off Inu's forehead and screamed at him. "YOU HAD TO DESTROY MY ENTIRE DRAWER OF UMENTIONABLES DIDN'T YOU YA FUCKER! OUT BEFORE YOU SUFFER A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!!!"
InuYasha was pout of there before Kagome could say her first word. She had been yelling at Shippo.
'When I get my hands on you,' Kagome thought. 'You are sooooooooooo dead!'
Inu Kaiba: That's it for now! Have a good read or two! See ya!!!
- Inu Kaiba