Title: Some things Never Change

Rating: PG13

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was copy writed by its producer and creator Joss Wheadon and also Mutant Enemy. It also owned by the WB, Fox, and other TV channels that air the show.

Summary: A slayer that won't do what she's told, a prophesy, a witch, a wiccan, an ex-demon, and a few humans that just want to help. And I'm not talking about Buffy and her friends. Takes place on Angel season 5 Post Time Bomb. Its mostly Buffy characters though. I'm not sure if the category is correct or genre for that matter.

Chapter One
What?

"Blondie Bear!" Harmony said in a disgustingly cheery voice, as usual. "How many time have I told you not to call me that?" Spike yelled. "Whatever Spikey I was just looking for you so I could give you this." Harmony said dropping a large box on the desk next to the door and walking out.

Spike walked over to examine it, plain brown paper wrapping, a box about the size of a computer screen, his name William Bloody was written in black pen, same as the return address in the corner from... Willow Rosenberg!?!? Well this is an unexpected surprise, the wanker Andrew probably squealed. Didn't think he could keep a secret anyway, Spike thought to himself. It looks okay and it is from Willow, but just to be on the safe side someone should be here just in case its anything like the last package I got.

"Harmony!" "Yes Spikey." Harmony said walking to the doorway. Spike gritted his teeth he couldn't take those stupid little pet names, he could hardly take it when they were dating. Unfortunately she was the only one around he needed her, Angel was out with Lorne checking out a lead on a kidnapping and Wesley was helping Fred or Illyria rather, get accustomed to life in twentieth century and get some new clothes.

"Will you please come in here." "Sure, are you going to open your present?" Harmony asked. "Yeah," said Spike pulling out a knife from one of the desk drawers and cutting the box open. "Ooh, I wonder what Willow sent you!" said Harmony the excitement clear in her voice. "So do I," Spike answered pulling out three things. Something that resembled a crystal ball, a stand to put it on with tons of buttons, and an envelop.

"Aha, well that was really fun and all, but I have to get back to my desk Angel said he'd be calling soon. Have fun with your crystal ball maybe you can tell me my future later Spikey." Harmony said walking back to her desk in a way better mood than she had earlier. Spike barely noticed she had left because he was to busy looking at his very unusual gifts. He decided to read the letter first. He ripped the top open with the same knife he'd used to open the box and tossed the envelop aside not noticing there was still something inside.

What the? Spike thought to himself, there is no way I read that correctly. After reading it through a second time, there was a loud cry of, "Bloody Hell!" and then Spike fainted on the floor of Angel's office taking a water pitcher down with him.

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I know its short sorri!
But Please tell me what you think, thoughts, ideas, compliments, constructive criticism but try to be nice its my first fic. Oh and if u have any ideas for the next chapter please tell me

And die squirrels die! Doesn't count Jade if you're reading this.
-Princess