These are my adventures of what I think would happen if Inu Yasha encountered certain objects that he might not have seen or heard of before or objects that he might not have used in feudal Japan if these objects do exist. Please review and if you see a problem give me a review to let me know.

Disclaimer: If I owned Inu Yasha I would make sure it was distributed more evenly and more people got the damn manga. But do they? No! I still have only one manga! So until I get a little more Rumiko Takahashi does not do a good job on distributing her manga!

Inu Kaiba: I don't usually speak but I think I will. I'm bored. Anyways, Eric and chibi-inuyasha-girl won the contest and they each got different prizes. A round of applause goes to them. If anyone else wants the picture they have to review all the chapters and say yuck fou! in your review.

BTW This is the last chapter ok? Just so you know. I have my other story to work on and new ones in the process.

BTW... again. Before I start this chapter I have a poem for you... ahem!!! Both have black hair, one has evil stare. (Kikyo) One has loose socks, I love pork chops! Ok on to the chapter... BTW this was recited by Inu the star... I know, I know chapter. Ok buh bye.

Kagome was very, very angry. The sex she had had with Sesshomaru had been lovely but Inu Yasha was not so lovely if he put a toe out of line again she would murder him! Inu Yasha returned later on and noticed that Kagome seemed extremely happy.

"Kagome why are you so happy?" Inu Yasha asked a blank look on his face.

"I have something extra special planned for you Inu Yasha!" she said with a grin that could fool only the dumbest blonde ever.

"What is it?" asked Inu Yasha, his ears pointing up from clear happiness. "I love surprises Kagome! Don't you?"

"Well I'm going to send you to school..." she said.

"School?" Inu Yasha asked a puzzled expression peeking through the happy smile on his face.

"I'm sending you to Obedience school!" said Kagome cheerfully.

"What 'Obedience school'?" asked Inu Yasha. "Is it fun? Will I like it?"

"Uh.." Kagome said at a loss of words for the very first time. Eventually the bad side got an idea and Kagome said, "Yeah Inu Yasha! It'll be so much fun you'll never want to leave!"

"Then what are we waiting for?" asked Inu Yasha. "Let's go!" and he was out the door before you could say "Sesshomaru" which doesn't take that long actually... Proving Inu Yasha moved like the wind.

When they got to the Obedience school, Inu Yasha bounced around like one of the Animaniacs. But when the trainers got to him he got dull and bored. And the dog biscuits tasted even worse than the bread they put in your mouth in church.

Inu Yasha ran from the class in the mall and found a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally big fountain. He lifted his leg and relieved himself against the side of the fountain. When he was done, a man who saw him staring at it came up to him and said, "Here." He handed him a penny. "If you toss it in your deepest desire will come true!"

Inu Yasha tossed the penny and wished for Kikyo to come back alive and be just like she used to be but better. When Kagome came to pick Inu Yasha up, satisfied she had punished him well, she found him walking around the mall with Kikyo. Kagome was heart broken.... for all of two seconds.

She had loved Sesshomaru since the day she laid eyes upon him and now it was time to wed. On their wedding day she told him the thing she loved most about him how cold and callous he was. Sesshomaru told her the thing he loved best about her was she was an evil witch.

Inu Yasha and Kikyo wed. He told her he loved her kind attitude best. She told him she loved his courage best. But the story isn't over yet...

Q: What happened?

A: I don't know myself. Kagome was turned evil by all of Inu's actions throughout the story but the thing that hurt her the most was in the beginning. When she recuperated (Around chapter 4) she noticed Sesshomaru and felt like it was love at first sight. When Kikyo died and was brought back to life in Japan in that mall in the split second when she was gone, Kagome took all of her love and hared towards Inu since they are the same soul. Kagome had never really loved Sesshomaru but being on the rebound had done strange things to her mind. She broke it off later and married Hojo. They had similar problems but now she's living happily with Koga who has adopted the same attitude.

Q: Why is Kikyo so nice?

A: Well if you read the first question you would know that Kagome took all of Kikyo's hatred. So when the kindness evaporated it returned to Kikyo. She no longer needs souls to live since a kind heart, a penny and a pinch of magic has brought her back. She and Inu Yasha never divorced and have made plans to die together.

Q: How is this possible?

A: You tell me peeps. You tell me....

- Inu Kaiba