Alternate ending!!

So! If you didn't like how that ending. . . ended. . . Then here's a different one.

So forget everything that happened after,

"The next day Sirius ran in with Lily in his arms. 'My goodness, James we have a dire emergency. Lily has collapsed with a rare snog deficiency disorder. You ARE Doctor Love. You must save Lily's life! Can you do it?'"

and. . . read on. . .

James looked over at Sirius and Peter who were sterilising some mouthwash in preparation for the operation and they smiled weakly back. They knew how tired James was that one more minute operating could be his last.

Remus looked sadly at James, for he too knew the poor surgeon hadn't long left.

James paused and said, 'Do I kiss Lily and die of exhaustion, or do I let Lily die of not getting enough snogs?'

James made a decision.


An hour later Sirius, Remus and Peter sat glumly looking at the floor. Each one looked like he had all the remorse in the world in the hearts.

Then James walked through with a tray full of pop and crisps and said, 'Oh cheer up, so we missed Holby City while we were burying Lily. Not to worry, I taped it. Let's watch it now!'


'Hooraaaah!' said the other chums.

And all was well.

And there we go! An alternate ending. 'Holby City' is a British hospital drama, btw. Like. . . E.R, I s'pose.

LoL. Don't ask why I'm doing these.