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The next day I was on deck, scrubbing the floors with my cool head scarf, when Jack approached me.
"You want to learn to fence Luv?" he asked.
"What about the others, they need my help," I said. Odiously that was the wrong answer.
"Luv, they managed before you were around they can do it again!" he said irritably.
"Alright," I said as I pulled my sword out of its sheath.
"Now, we'll start with the basics," said Jack. Jack and I fenced all afternoon and amazingly he only almost killed my 8 times and actually drew blood only twice! Over all it had been a satisfying day. That night I fell asleep as the waves lulled me to sleep.
And then I was awoken by the violent crash of water against the hull of the ship. I got out of bed; feeling very irritated, and peeked my head out to see what things were like on deck. It appeared that a raging tropical storm had begun while I had slept down below. So, I just kind of casually slipped back below deck and sat on my bunk and played with my hair. Not that I was nervous or anything, well maybe just a little....
Suddenly there was a jerking motion and then everything went black.
When I woke up I was laying on the floor, like a rag doll that a toddler has thrown to the ground in anger. I stood up and moaned, every part of my body hurt, my whole left side was one enormous bruise. I climbed to the hatch. When I looked out I saw that it was morning and the sky was clear. I tried to stand up on deck only to immediately fall over. We weren't sailing anymore.
"Captain Sparrow?" I called bravely; err...well, actually...timidly....
"Oh BLOODY HELL!" I head Jack yell.
"What?" I called.
"THIS IS THE SAME BLOODY ISLAND I WAS BEACHED ON TWICE BEFORE!!!" Cried Jack.
I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. We were on the same island...what were the chances of that!
"Captain Sparrow!" yelled Anna-Maria, "I think that Mr. Cotton is...dead!"
"Oh," Jack took off his hat as he climbbered to shore.
"Don't you care?!" called Anna-Maria. I had to agree with Anna-Maria on this, we had to at least acknowledge his death.
I poked his parrot, "I think the bird died too..."
"Not a surprise," said Anna-Maria. Then we got in the water and dragged his body, actually Anna-Maria dragged him to shore, I dragged the parrot. We buried them in the middle of the island.
"Where is Gibbs?" I asked?
"I'm here," he called as he waded to shore.
Then we heard a ferocious cry of some beast and Jack yelled, "WHAT IS THAT?!?!"
Anna-Maria, Mr. Gibbs, and I ran toward Jack, actually, we kind of jogged actually...well... maybe it was more of a quick paced walk, but anyhow. When we found Jack he was being attacked by something with long shaggy hair on its head. It was wearing a tattered old pair of pants and a coconut bra and screaming "I LOVE YOU!" at the top of its lungs.
"What is that thing?!" cried Jack in distaste as he cast it off of him. The thing crawled away and grabbed a conch shell off the beach.
"It's alright Roger," said the thing as it stroked the conch shell, "I still love you."
"Stay still," Said Anna-Maria as she grasped the thing by its hair, "Or I will cut your throat." Anna-Maria brushed the hair out of the things face. "It" turned out to be a girl.
"I-I'm sorry!" she cried as she dropped the conch shell, "I didn't mean anything! But I haven't seen any human, let alone a man, in about 3 years!"
"So you have been stuck on this Bloody Island?" said Jack as he stood up looking irritated.
"Yes, just me and Roger," she said as she looked at her conch shell.
"My god," I muttered, things were getting really weird now. It was then that I passed out.
So, do you like it now? Yeah, I know its weird but I am a weird person so I guess that's ok. No one really likes this fic...I am thinking of taking it off the site...if you want it to stay or go you gotta tell me and R&R. All it takes is a simple "take it off" or "keep it up" but I'd really appreciate the reviews. So hit the little button and review! (There will be some Will Turner in the fallowing chapters)
Soooo...do you like it at all? If so, please tell me. Review even if it's just "This sucks" or "cool" please!
The next day I was on deck, scrubbing the floors with my cool head scarf, when Jack approached me.
"You want to learn to fence Luv?" he asked.
"What about the others, they need my help," I said. Odiously that was the wrong answer.
"Luv, they managed before you were around they can do it again!" he said irritably.
"Alright," I said as I pulled my sword out of its sheath.
"Now, we'll start with the basics," said Jack. Jack and I fenced all afternoon and amazingly he only almost killed my 8 times and actually drew blood only twice! Over all it had been a satisfying day. That night I fell asleep as the waves lulled me to sleep.
And then I was awoken by the violent crash of water against the hull of the ship. I got out of bed; feeling very irritated, and peeked my head out to see what things were like on deck. It appeared that a raging tropical storm had begun while I had slept down below. So, I just kind of casually slipped back below deck and sat on my bunk and played with my hair. Not that I was nervous or anything, well maybe just a little....
Suddenly there was a jerking motion and then everything went black.
When I woke up I was laying on the floor, like a rag doll that a toddler has thrown to the ground in anger. I stood up and moaned, every part of my body hurt, my whole left side was one enormous bruise. I climbed to the hatch. When I looked out I saw that it was morning and the sky was clear. I tried to stand up on deck only to immediately fall over. We weren't sailing anymore.
"Captain Sparrow?" I called bravely; err...well, actually...timidly....
"Oh BLOODY HELL!" I head Jack yell.
"What?" I called.
"THIS IS THE SAME BLOODY ISLAND I WAS BEACHED ON TWICE BEFORE!!!" Cried Jack.
I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. We were on the same island...what were the chances of that!
"Captain Sparrow!" yelled Anna-Maria, "I think that Mr. Cotton is...dead!"
"Oh," Jack took off his hat as he climbbered to shore.
"Don't you care?!" called Anna-Maria. I had to agree with Anna-Maria on this, we had to at least acknowledge his death.
I poked his parrot, "I think the bird died too..."
"Not a surprise," said Anna-Maria. Then we got in the water and dragged his body, actually Anna-Maria dragged him to shore, I dragged the parrot. We buried them in the middle of the island.
"Where is Gibbs?" I asked?
"I'm here," he called as he waded to shore.
Then we heard a ferocious cry of some beast and Jack yelled, "WHAT IS THAT?!?!"
Anna-Maria, Mr. Gibbs, and I ran toward Jack, actually, we kind of jogged actually...well... maybe it was more of a quick paced walk, but anyhow. When we found Jack he was being attacked by something with long shaggy hair on its head. It was wearing a tattered old pair of pants and a coconut bra and screaming "I LOVE YOU!" at the top of its lungs.
"What is that thing?!" cried Jack in distaste as he cast it off of him. The thing crawled away and grabbed a conch shell off the beach.
"It's alright Roger," said the thing as it stroked the conch shell, "I still love you."
"Stay still," Said Anna-Maria as she grasped the thing by its hair, "Or I will cut your throat." Anna-Maria brushed the hair out of the things face. "It" turned out to be a girl.
"I-I'm sorry!" she cried as she dropped the conch shell, "I didn't mean anything! But I haven't seen any human, let alone a man, in about 3 years!"
"So you have been stuck on this Bloody Island?" said Jack as he stood up looking irritated.
"Yes, just me and Roger," she said as she looked at her conch shell.
"My god," I muttered, things were getting really weird now. It was then that I passed out.
So, do you like it now? Yeah, I know its weird but I am a weird person so I guess that's ok. No one really likes this fic...I am thinking of taking it off the site...if you want it to stay or go you gotta tell me and R&R. All it takes is a simple "take it off" or "keep it up" but I'd really appreciate the reviews. So hit the little button and review! (There will be some Will Turner in the fallowing chapters)