Yay, thanks for all the pretty-ful reviews and suggestions! (they'll definitely come in handy later in the story)
As you remember in the last fight, Naraku came across a simple little muffin. Well, that simple little muffin enraged the half-demon to such stakes that it caused him to destroy his beautiful, lovely-tastic room. Due to a suggestion from Kanna, his quiet incarnation, he is now taking an evening stroll in his courtyard garden thingie. So, for your reading pleasure (why else would I be writing this….) I bring you Match Two: Naraku VS. A Meadow of Daffodils… it's just not the poor hanyou's day…
Naraku: I'm only having a bad day because someone (cough)Kagura(cough) keeps planting traps for me!!
Ummm….. sure thing, Naraku. Anyway, on with the story!
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So, Naraku strolled down his colorful courtyard garden path that surrounded his mansion, trying to forget his trial with the sinister muffin.
Naraku: (humming to himself) Must… remember, muffins good. Quiet incarnation ate muffin, said yummy…ha-ha-hahahahaha!!!! (smacks self) I must get a hold of my self… for the sake of my evil-demon-ess-ness… yeah.
Kagura: (uses her kick-ass wind powers to magically appear in front of Naraku) So, master… how are you muffining.. I mean, how are you doing?... heheheheh… (snickers)
Naraku: DID YOU SAY MUFFIN!? I m-mean…. (turns his back to Kagura) Hmm… it's my rather bitchy incarnate. She's probably here to induce an army of evil banana-nut bread muffins upon me so she might possibly steal the jewel shards from me and--
Kagura: (raises an eyebrow) … What's the matter, Master Naraku?
Naraku: I'M ON TO YOU, KAGURA! (returns to strolling down the path, humming quietly to himself)
Kanna: (walks up behind Kagura) …Kagura, is Naraku going to be alright?
Kagura: Yes, Kanna, He's just going through a phase… (sighs)
Naraku: (turns around) DID YOU SAY MUFFIN!?
Kagura: No, Naraku, I didn't say the 'M' word. Now just go on your walk. (rolls her eyes)
Naraku: (shifty eyes) Yes, she tells me to go on a walk, but I know what she's scheming… oh yes… (continues to stroll down the path, humming to himself)
Kagura: Uh, what a nut case…(sighs)
So, as the evil Naraku sauntered down the walkway in his garden, he came across a quiet meadow of daffodils.
Naraku: MUFFINS! (leaps in the air and has several violent spasms and screams a la Crocker from the Fairly Odd Parents) I mean, a meadow of daffodils… how disgusting.
Daffodils: (sway in the wind)
Naraku: What was that…? ARE YOU CONSPIRING WITH KAGURA!?
Daffodils: (sway in the wind)
Naraku: (lightly smacks himself) Ugh! Get a hold of yourself, Naraku! It's just a minute field of Daffodils… completely harmless. Look, there's a bench, maybe I should rest a spell on it… (walks over to the bench and sits down on it)
So, Naraku sat down on the small wooden bench, and began to relax, but it was shortly interrupted by--
Naraku: ACHOO!!!! (continuously sneezes) Ugh… why am I sneezing so uncontrollably…? (scratches his arm) And my skin… why has it suddenly become so… scratchy-like? ACHOO! (continues to scratch and sneeze uncontrollably)
And there you have it, even powerful half-demons can get an allergy attack. However, considering the extreme mood he's in…
Naraku: (cough) (sneeze) (scratch) (watery eyes) Ugh! Just what is going on here!?
Daffodils: (sway in the wind)
Naraku: (narrows his red, watery eyes) You…
Daffodils: (sway in the wind)
Naraku: AHA! I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! YOU ARE CONSPIRING WITH KAGURA!!
Daffodils: (sway in the wind)
Naraku: ARGH!!!!!!! Stop mocking me! I know it was you who put that confectionery fiend, whose name I dare not say, in my room to find! You-you-you… BLOSSOMED BEASTS!!! (summons up his demonic powers)
Daffodils: (sway in the wind)
Naraku: ARGH!!! YOUR TREACHEROUS MOCKERY OF ME WILL SOON COME TO AND END!!! (releases his demonic powers and blows up the field) Ha-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (laughs insanely, then turns around to see that there is a whole other field of Daffodils) AH! KAGURA YOU WENCH! YOU'VE CALLED UPON REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!! (blasts away at the sullen meadow)
So the black-haired Hanyou blasted away at the not-so-meadow-y meadow with all his might.
Naraku: (panting heavily) Uhhhhhuuuuhhhh, Uhhuuuuuuuuhhhhh…. (notices a small patch of Daffodils that he missed) So… I see that there are some survivors, non the less, I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! (unleashes an enormous amount of demonic power on the tiny patch of Daffodils)
Ten minutes later…. Naraku has completely demolished the meadow, and various fires are spreading throughout the field.
Naraku: (lying on the cold, scorched ground) I did it…. This should stop Kagura and her sinister plans for a while…. Ha-ha-hahahahahahaha!! (stands up and turns around)
A Single Daffodil: (swaying in the wind)
Naraku: ….
The Single Daffodil: (sways in the wind again)
Naraku: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (runs around the burnt wasteland screaming)
Kanna and Kagura: (watch helplessly as their master runs around the destroyed meadow like a complete psycho)
Kanna: …I think he's way beyond our help now, Kagura.
Kagura: Or anyone for that matter… (sigh) My God, how could forget that he's allergic to pollen…?
Naraku: (still running around the demolished meadow) HA-HA-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kanna: …I wonder if he'll ever return to his old self…?
Kagura: Don't worry about it, Kanna. He's an imbecile. (walks up to the single Daffodil) (whispers) Good job, little one. My plan is working out just as I planned…. Mwahahahahahahaha….. (tucks the Daffodil away in her sleeve and walks away)
I know I said I'd update when I get 3 reviews… but I had this terrible writers block and I couldn't think of anything, so sorry is this chappie is kinda lame… well, anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chappie and stay tuned for the Third Installment of "Naraku VS.", Naraku VS. A Toaster! It's just not his day….
Review please!