As you have all noticed 's server has been down preventing us from logging in, so I couldn't update, sorry. So, to reward you for you're patience, I'm updating two chapters at once! Like I always say: Double the crazy, psychotic Naraku insanity, double the fun!
Kagura: Yes! I mean… poor Master Naraku…
As recalled from our last chapter…
Naraku: DIE… EVIL… TOASTER… ARGH!!!
Kagura: (grabs Kanna by the collar of her kimono) Run for it!!!
Our favorite -insane- hanyou had a little ummmm…. 'run in' with a toaster.
Naraku: HmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm… (continues to rock back and forth in the fetal position)
However, thanks to Kagura's quick thinking(and the nice men in the white jackets) Naraku's now seeking treatment for his umm… "issues" in a Psycho Asylum.
A blinding, white light awakened Naraku from his slumber.
"Hm?"
Naraku carefully took a look at his surroundings. He was in a white room surrounded by various desks, and was lying in one of those squeaky hospital beds. Sitting in the center of the wall that was facing him was a medium-sized window.
"Where… am I?" Naraku asked aloud, glancing at different spots of the room- which didn't look at all familiar.
All of a sudden, he noticed sharp pain spreading across his forehead.
"Agh… why do I have such a pounding head ache?" The black-haired man wondered out loud as he gently rubbed the soar spot on his head that was buried beneath a mountain of gauze. Apparently, the sedatives/tranquilizers/God-knows-what-other-medicine-they-injected-into-poor-Naraku didn't work all the way (well, his memory was a bit hazy, so as a result he had no clue of why his head was covered in twenty layers of gauze, so at least it wasn't ALL a waste) and managed to leave the demon with a slight headache.
"Oh God…" sighed the powerful demon lord clutching his concussion. "It feels as if my forehead has been smashed repeatedly with a toaster…"
if only he knew/remembered…
Naraku sighed.
"Well, I am not going to get anywhere if I just around in this unfamiliar room all day with this colossal headache." Naraku stated. Thus, he decided to have a little look around. That's when he noticed it.
-Squeeeeaaaak-
"Hm?" The hanyou said looking around. What was that hideous racket? He asked himself. Oh well, Naraku thought as he continued to get up from the bed--
-Squeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaak-
There it is again! He thought. Apparently, poor Naraku was too drugged to notice that it was his bed that was making the noise and not one of that wretched Kagura's lackeys come to induce him into another state of psychotic disorder. He sat perfectly still, then he moved slightly and…
-Squeak!-
So! Naraku thought suspiciously. There is some sort of being in this room! The long-haired demon peered around the room thoroughly. And I shall unearth it's unsightly hide …. This time, he was going to find the source of that bothersome, shrieking clatter. And so, he hastily stood up.
-SQUEEAAK!!-
"ALRIGHT, WHO IS THERE!?" The hanyou called out.
There was no reply.
Naraku grew paranoid. And, next to that, the massive concussion on his head was beginning to throb more vigorously . Therefore, he decided to go lay back down on his bed--
-SQUEAK!-
"UAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Naraku screamed as he let out a shock wave of demon magic. And in the blink of an eye, the room was completely dismantled.
He looked around. Everything was pretty much scalded with the exception of a small number of diminutive, white patches on the wall, and the bed that Naraku had been resting upon. The evil hanyou heaved a slight sigh. Feeling that he had reassuringly destroyed the 'squeaking demon', he decided to lay back down and rest a spell before he made his next move. So, he belly-flopped on top of his bed--
-SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEKSQUEAKYYYYYYYSQUEAK-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Naraku wailed as he madly began to tare at his scalp. How could it be… but I… ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now the poor, powerful demon overlord had finally lost it. He began to focus all of his energy into one huge, massive ball of demonic force.
"Ha-ha-HA-hahaHA-ha!" Howled the psycho-pathic hanyou, "this mighty orb of demonic energy shall suffice for the annihilation of that troublesome racket!!" The black-haired man roared.
And so he went.
Meanwhile…
"So, this is the room that contains the "psychotic half-demon"?" Asked a tall gentleman in a white cloak as he swiftly flipped through a white, plastic clipboard that had several papers jammed in it.
"Yes sir," said a seconded man who was wearing those baggy, white hospital clothes. "That'd be him." He stated. The tall man nodded as he continued to sift through various papers shoved in his clipboard.
"Well, shall we have a look at him?" He asked sarcastically as he opened the huge, white door that led to Naraku's room. He looked in.
"…Oh my lord…?"
"W-what happened here!?" The seconded man shouted out. They both stared at Naraku who was positioned in the center of the scorched, ruined room laughing and twitching like he were some sort of mad man. Oh, did I mention that he was also foaming at the mouth?
The man in the long, white cloaked turned to his assistant.
"Get the tranquilizers and call for back up. Immediately."
His partner silently nodded in agreement, then swiftly bolted down the hallway.
As Naraku was being strapped into a straight jacket, one of the white-coated men walked over to the upside-down, scorched, torn-up bed that had caused the hanyou's psychotic outburst.
"Hm?" The man said as he walked over to the bed. "What's this thing doing laying upside down on the floor in such a beat-up condition…? Oh well, might as well turn it right-side up!"
So, the hospital worker grabbed hold of the bed and began to turn it over--
-SQUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!-
"UAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
"Oh, I'm sorry misses," apologized a young, brunette receptionist in a white outfit. "Visiting hours are over, sorry."
A frown slightly embraced Kanna's small face. "Isn't there some way we can see Master Naraku? I'm worried about him."
Kagura placed her hands gently on the young girl's frail shoulders and sighed. "Kanna, we're just going to have to come back tomorrow."
"Oh, okay."
As the two girls began to walk away, they heard the not-so-distant laughter of their master approaching them.
"…Naraku?" Kagura whispered in a baffled tone.
"Oh my…" Kanna squealed in horror as she watched her Master be dragged away laughing insanely by several men in white coats.
The two girls watched the bizarre incident with their jaws nearly reaching the floor.
My plan… Kagura thought as her befuddled expression twisted into a wicked smile. It's working… mwahahahaha….
"Mwahahahahahahaha!!"
"…Miss? I-is there something wrong?" The brunette receptionist asked worryingly.
"Oh, u-uhhh, I, uh… had something stuck in my throat. Yeah, my throat." Kagura declared as she nervously flashed a smile towards the young woman.
"Uhh…o…kay…" the petite receptionist said, turning her back trying to forget the awkward moment.
Kagura lowered her head.
Mwahahahahaha… hahahaha… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! [cough] [hack] Ugh… this psychological evil laughter is doing a number on my psychological evil throat.
Wait, that made no sense.
Oh well.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
[cough]