Hey every one you all came up with a lot of great ideas!!!-x And I am going to use them all because it wouldn't be fair if I used one! So this chapter is for all of you that made it possible! Sorry everyone that loves Kaoru and Aoshi to been a couple this is just a funny story not a romantic story! -x

Annoyed by Kaoru Chapter 4 More suffering!

Aoshi looked up at Kaoru with anger eyes because the song stud for annoyed. Kaoru looked down at Aoshi's state. Yes he's going to snap! I WIN!!! Kaoru thought then look at Aoshi one more time and saw that he had just ignored her and the wonderful song!

I think I should go to plan B! Kaoru thought in her head evilly.

(On the roof)

"Dang he didn't even throw something at her!" Yahiko said to Misao "Well Lord Aoshi is a very stubborn man." Misao told everyone "Yes, same with the little Raccoon she will never give up." Saitou said with a big smirk on his face.

"I think she has a lot more ideas in that beautiful head of hers." Hiko said laughing just thinking what he could do to all the money his going to win thanks to Kaoru.

"I think your right Master and Saitou Miss Kaoru doesn't give up easily." Kenshin said after he got over the song.

(on the ground)

Kaoru once a gain sat right next to Aoshi she had a wonderful plan B!

"Say Aoshi." Kaoru started off "What now Kaoru?" Aoshi said trying to keep his cool. "Can I ask you some questions?!"

"Fine whatever?"

"OKAY first question do you have a crush on any one?!" Kaoru said evil. (just like what moms do ask there daughters if they have any boyfriends or little crushes)

Aoshi just looked at her as if she where stupid or something. "Why do you ask?"

"I just want to now!" Kaoru sad happily she wants know if he likes Misao.

"No."

"Wow I always knew that HEY WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!" Kaoru yelled as she stood up and glared at him like he was her pray.

"I said no Kaoru I don't have time to have crushes." Aoshi said as he looked up to meet a cold pair of sapphire eyes.

"You're lying to me Aoshi I don't like it when people lie to ME!" Kaoru said as she hit Aoshi over the head.

"Kaoru that hurt and how do you know I am not lying." Aoshi said angrily "Because I know who you like!!" Kaoru said evilly. "...." She got nothing from Aoshi "Okay we will just forget that I even asked that question!" Kaoru said happily

"Good."

"And for my rudeness I'll have a present for you!" Kaoru said happily as she got out a big box!

"Open it Open it!!" Kaoru said

"Fine I will." Aoshi said as he open the box to see another box and another then another tell he saw a small animal. Aoshi picked it up and looked at it.

"What is it Kaoru?" "It's called a teddy bear are you that stupid?!" Kaoru told Aoshi as he just looked at the thing called a teddy bear.

"What does it do?" Aoshi asked Kaoru she just got an evil smile on her face.

"Well if you push its left paw you will see!" Aoshi did as he was told and pushed the left paw of the bear and a song started to play!

"I know a song that get on everybody's nerves everybody's nerves everybody's nerves I know a song that get on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes!" the bear said over and over as while as Kaoru she started to sing along with it as well!

Aoshi just looked at Kaoru who picked up the bear and started to dance with it! Then she started to run up to him and graved him by the hands.

"Come and dance with me AOSHI!" Kaoru said as she helped Aoshi off the ground!

(On the roof) "I can't believe she gave him a toy?" Chou said to Sano who was very happy that Aoshi hasn't snapped!!

"Yes but now Kaoru just asked him to dance!" Megumi said in sham "Yes but this is good for me." Saitou said "What do you mean by that Saitou?" Kenshin asked "Well if I need something from Aoshi but he won't give it to me I have some dirt on him." "In other words you could blackmail him." Kenshin stated as everyone else swept dropped "Lets see how well he could dance!" Hiko said happily

(On the ground)

"Come on Aoshi you can dance!" Kaoru said as she started to dance. "Kaoru I don't dance!" Aoshi said as he just stood there. "Swing your hips shake our booty!" Kaoru said, as she booty bumped Aoshi! "Come on Aoshi shake your grove thing! Shake your grove grove thing!!" Aoshi just glared at her. Kaoru stopped dancing and looked at Aoshi. "So you can't dance it's not the end of the world." Kaoru said as she tried not to laugh

"What's so funny?" Aoshi asked the now laughing Kaoru. "Trying to picture you Dance! Let Me Tell It's Not a Pretty Sight!!" Kaoru said as she fell to the ground laughing.

"....." Aoshi didn't say a word he just sat back down to get back to his meditating again Kaoru once again joined him on the ground. Kaoru thought of a new plain called C! Kaoru was just looking at Aoshi just kept on staring at him. Aoshi noticed that she was staring at him.

"What are you staring at?" Aoshi asked "Nothing nothing at all." Kaoru said waving a hand in front of her face.

"What?" Aoshi asked one more time.

"Well I was just looking at your hair and I think you need a new stile!" Kaoru said as she grabbed some of Aoshi's hair in her hand.

"My Hair?!" Aoshi asked raising an eyebrow as Kaoru kept on playing with his hair.

"Yes, I was thinking some pigtails maybe an afro!" Kaoru said as she got out some ribbons!

(on the roof)

"Gosh she going to get it now!" Yahiko said "Well I think Lord Aoshi's hair does need a little excitement!" Gramps said as he was watching Sano who was biting his nails!

"I guess so but if she harms one hair on his hansom head and Kaoru going to wish she didn't!" Misao said joking around.

"Misao I sure Miss Kaoru wouldn't do a thing to harm him." Kenshin said as he smiled

"Yeah, if she doesn't want to lose her LIFE!" Hiko said "I think the Raccoon won't get killed but Aoshi that another story." Saitou said felling sorry for Aoshi but than again if Kaoru annoys him he will get money that Sano going to lose and take his wife out to eat.

(On the ground)

"WOW Aoshi don't you look CUTE!!" Kaoru said as she smacked him on the back one more time.

"I look stupid!" Aoshi said as he looked in the mirror Kaoru was holding up. Aoshi looked at himself one more time and got out his sword!

Kaoru looked at him and got anther wonderful idea! ' "Oh Aoshi that's a great idea lets have you teach me how to fight!!!" Kaoru said happily as she took the two swords a way from him and started to swing them ground!

"Watch what your doing Kaoru!" Aoshi yelled as he almost got hit!

"Oh I am sorry!" Kaoru said as she swung around and cut some of Aoshi's hair!

"KAORU!" Aoshi yelled as he glared at her. "Sorry I'll do better." Kaoru said as she put the sword down at her side.

"Good, now swing your swords." Aoshi said but Kaoru did what she was told. After Kaoru did a couple of stocks she got bored.

"Very good Kaoru now lets move on to something different." Aoshi said

"Okay! But what?" Kaoru asked

"Lets play target practice." Aoshi said smirking.

"Okay!" Kaoru said as she hoped around. As she was hoping around something caught her eye.

"Okay this is going to be easy." Aoshi said as he pointed out Kaoru's target. Which was a tree trunk so it would be a easy target.

"Okay I'll try!" Kaoru said as she took one of the swords and throw it!

"Not the sword! The stars!" Aoshi yelled at Kaoru who was watching the sword fly and missed the tree.

(On the roof)

"Dang Ugly has bad aim!" Yahiko said in sham "No I think she did that just to make Aoshi mad by losing his sword." Chou said "Once again that girl is a genus!" Hiko said happily "Yes but I wonder what happen to the sword?" Kenshin asked

(On the ground)

"What is your problem you don't throw swords Kaoru." Aoshi said as he walked over to her.

"I am sorry I didn't mean too." Kaoru cried but her crying was short when they heard some buzzing!

Author's Notes: I wonder who's making that buzzing noise?!

I want to say thank you to everyone that helped me come up with ideas they where all wonderful. And if I didn't use your ideas it was not because I didn't like them because I loved them! I'll be using them in My New Story I am writing with Kaoru and Saitou get in to a fight!!

The next chapter Aoshi snaps!!!