(a/n: sry about the a/n in the story, u don't have to read them but they're my excuses b/c I'm feeling self-conscious)(oh an the faces inside à() are just faces that show what the person 'looks' like.)(I didn't put a title on the other one… couldn't think of one… I can't think of one now either…)

Joyrok: ur right, the last chapter was jumpy & stuff ??should I re-write it??

I'm going to Disneyland say hellllo to kiddy rides !!

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Mr. Higurashi had left his daughter, son and ex-wife all of his belongings… strange.  They barely saw him after Kagome's mom divorced him and left Japan, that was when Kagome was in… third grade?  Kagome was now in high school.  Why would he do that?  Well, either way, they were situated quite nicely in his house… with all of his belongings and staff.  Kagome always wanted to know more about her father, this was her chance.  She was in his house.  So she decided she would snoop most of the day… when she got a rude awakening. 

(a/n: might be wondering why she isn't sad about her dad dying… she wasn't really emotionally attached.  it's like trying to cry at your great uncles funeral when you've only seen him twice in your life)

"Kagome, look at this adorable uniform!"  Mrs. Higurashi held up a monster of green and blue plaid in front of her daughter.  This did not include the surprise she was hiding behind her back. 

She brought out a fuzzy hat and vest. 

"Oh my god.  Mom, let me get the broom…I think we need to chase it out of the house."

"Dear, this is your new fashionable attire.  You are attending one of the most prestigious schools in Japan.  It'll be full of so many intelligent children… I'm so excited!"  She twirled around holding the uniform against her.  more like children with intelligent parents.  "You can bring whoever you like home!  I'm sure you'll make tons of friends.()"  Kagome winced.  Even back home she only had one friend, and that was the local junkyard inhabitant.  Kagome just wore all the wrong things in the wrong way or said all the wrong words at all the wrong times.  If this didn't stop her from getting friends, there was always the Kagome Factor.  She was just shoved into all the worst circumstances… undeniable.  When she was in fifth grade she had the perfect outfit, it was just right.  Kagome thought she was going to have a good day.  She had made friends with the most popular girl in school.  By lunchtime, she no longer had a friend.  She was looking at a ladybug when her friend's boyfriend walked by.  She tripped and landed on top of him.  She dug beneath his hair to make sure the ladybug was okay but her 'friend' said she had her arms around his neck.

"I'm going to school today?"

"mhmm.  Mr. Butler will drive you there"

"Do I have to?  We just got here."

"yup yup.  Take this," Mrs. Higurashi put the hairy: skirt, shirt, hat and vest ensemble in her lap, "I already packed your bag and lunch.  Be ready in ten minutes (!)"  Kagome groaned and went to find a mask and poncho that she could hide behind.

(a/n: even though she's in Japan… all the words are going to be in English—b/c it would be really weird if I translated everything on babel fish and just pasted it here… don't u think?)

Shikon no Tama Preparatory School (a/n: I know the name is lame… but so am I )

"Did you hear?" Yura whispered into Kikyou's hair.

"What?"

"Mr. Higurashi of H&H corp. died!"

"Yura, it was all over the news" Kikyou swatted Yura's hands away from her dark locks.

"It's not just that, he actually has family and he gave all of his property to them!  He has a son… he's a bit too young, a wife, a father in law and a daughter that's going to go the our prep school!" Yura grinned mischievously, "you know, she had more money than you."  Kikyou grinned back.

"That's okay… I've got Inuyasha, and he can kick anyone's financial ass."  She stood up from the step and blew a kiss over to her boyfriend, the white haired hanyou mentioned before.  Yura and Kikyou made their way over to his group, Yura strutting to such a degree that her boobs threatened to wreak havoc upon the student body, if not, just on the mind of the hanyou's perverted friend.  None of them noticed the unattractive girl slip in through the door wearing a large sweater over her uniform and glasses that were so large that they masked 78% of her face.     

Science Class

Science was his worst class, not to mention Kikyou was getting clingy.  She was stressing over some new girl, even though she tried not to let it show.  She let go of his arm though after this dumpy girl stood up during attendance and introduced herself as Kagome Higurashi.  the name seemed familiar.  But then again his mom always ranted on about people he didn't give a shit about.  Inuyasha's attention was turned to the teacher as she walked in.  She announced a new assignment for extra credit… everyone proceeded to groan because most of them would probably be forced to do it anyway.  Science was supposed to be an easy A, but this new teacher was coming up with bizarre research projects.  For this project she said that they needed to pick a government conspiracy and elaborate, proving it true or false.

"I have assigned partners, () Meiji and Kero, …  Inuyasha and Kagome."  A silence spread over the room.  Everyone knew that the Inu and Kikyou were OFFICIAL—and you just didn't mess with that.  Inuyasha was the most eligible bachelor in Japan, and he was taken in all aspects of life, even when it came to extra credit partners in science.  who assigned partners for extra credit anyway?  this woman needs her head checked 

Kikyou gave Kagome a death glare, for good measure…there goes the Kagome Factor.  Kagome could already tell that Kikyou was what her mother would call the big cheese and she'd already pissed her off.  better get home fast today.  Not that Kikyou had anything to worry about.  Inuyasha was not about to slave away at some lame science project with a reject… until a certain science teacher called him in after school a few weeks later.

"later"

"Hey, teacher lady, what do you want?" Inuyasha was not happy.  If he got held up to long, Sango and Miroku would ditch him to chase after some entertainment.  so much for the idea of loyal childhood friends  Despite his rudeness, the teacher smiled at him.

"You can call me Rin! ()"

"uh sure, let's get this over with quick …Rin"

"Inuyasha… gets bad grades in this class," Rin furrowed her eyebrows, "Rin will have to fail him unless he does extra credit project and work hard.  If Rin have to fail Inuyasha, she'll have to go talk with Inuyasha's parents."  The hanyou stiffened.  Inutaisho, no matter how old, could still whip his ass.  He nodded.

"What's my partner's name again?"

"Higurashi, Kagome." ()

………………    right after: outside the school   

Miroku and Sango had definitely ditched him.  It was too bad that they were the only ones who could get away with it.  All three of them were the crème de la crème so he couldn't really squish them, not even with his money.  life sucks  It looked like he was going to have to meet this Kagome girl.  Vrrrrrrrr  His cell phone rang…mum again

"You haven't forgotten have you dear?"

"What?!"  He could hear her pout over the wireless connection.

"You promised me that you would go visit the Higurashi's sometime this month.  You know mummy loved mister Higurashi very much and would like you to see if his family has settled in…oh! and don't forget to invite them over on Saturday."

"Where the fuck do they live."

"The mansion that looks like a castle."  Inuyasha hung up… The thought of killing two birds with one stone appealed to his lazy personality.  He smiled and hopped into his Ferrari

Back to Kagome

The first few weeks had been a bit hectic… but now everything was back to normal… except it wasn't.  School was once again boring and Kagome had started up her 'projects' again to fill in all the free time, but a realization had dawned on Souta and Kagome… that chilled their bones.

                                      Dad had hired a bunch of loonies as the house staff. 

Not that Grandpa or Mom mentioned this.  They were a "bit off" by their own right and probably fit right in.  The two siblings had been so busy that they had failed to notice some hints.  One: there was an obscene amount of alcohol in the house… one man can only drink so much whiskey before he dies (which has already happened).  Two: late at night, loud, drunk, singing could be heard from the servant's rooms.  Three: there is a prominent Dance Dance Revolution in the living room.  It is doubtful that a man in his forties would come home and 'get his groove on' in his living room.  Supporting evidence for doubt: hint number one-he would already be shit faced.

The maids, butler, chauffeur, cook, gardener, you name it, all of them decided that a few weeks of obedient servant behavior would make them feel at home… and then they would show their true colors… of insanity.  The house turned into a zoo in a matter of days.  The maids were the harpies of Kagome's life.  They would often come up with princess-in-a-castle scenarios (the mansion did look a lot like something out of sleeping beauty) and make her walk around with a cape and dub them knights.

It was then Kagome realized something else…

Dad agreed to divorce Mom because she was crazy… in a sweet good way, and he thought it would interfere with his new business, the H&H Corp.  So he chose his work over his wife and kids.  But in the end he couldn't help surrounding himself with people just like Mom.  I'm afraid that he missed her… but didn't want to admit his mistake…  

So this company was what you spent you life on… I think I'll take care of it, my gift to you.  Kagome turned on her computer and was getting acquainted to her father's "baby", when the rabid demons from hell barged in… carrying death in their hands.

"We've seen what you truly are!" said MiMi.

"Mhmm, we think it's a shame," said KiKi clasping her hands together. 

"damn Kagome, who knew you had those kinds of goods hidden behind that!" said ShiKi.      

"what?"  Kagome was confused, not to mention, ShiKi was pointing at her sweater in a really accusing way.

"and these stay offwhile you're home!" MiMi grabbed her glasses.  That is when they let 'death' out.  KiKi flapped open the bundle that she held… revealing a maid costume.  But unlike theirs it looked like it came out of one of those shops where they sell costumes to satisfy… sick sick fantasies!!!  Kagome made a dash for it but the combined forces of MiMi, KiKi, and ShiKi were too much.  They said they heard the whole thing from Haori who saw her make a dash for it when she accidentally dropped her shirt in the toilet after a shower. 

"Kagome you're beautiful, don't hide that," KiKi had a philosophical look in her eyes, and she was probably being true to her feelings; but by the look of the other two, they just wanted to see Kagome in a frilly apron so they could laugh their asses off.  And they did just that.  But they had to stop because Kagome looked good… better than what any of them were expecting.  She generally had no fashion sense so she just piled on layers to hide behind… which made her look wide and flat everywhere.  Without all the excess cotton and fleece, she was a goddess.  The outfit clung to her so tightly that just wearing it made her blush.  All three of the maids came together to give Kagome a group hug.  KiKi had tears in her eyes.

"This is the best makeover story ever."

"KAAAAGOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!"  The Kodak/hallmark moment was ruined.  Her mom wanted her to take out the trash because everyone else was playing cards.  Kagome sighed as she looked over her shoulder from the door.  Even though they were very supportive, the trio was definitely not going to let her get at her other clothes. 

"Don't touch anything," Kagome scowled on her way out.  the estate was huge…  the nearest neighbor could only be seen because of their mansion… nobody will see me right?  with that Kagome forgot all of her inhibitions and took the trash over to the front door.

                   just in time to knock straight into Inuyasha. 

She was getting crushed under a very fit and toned body and it would have been an exceedingly dreamy moment, minus the trash bag and the word crushed…

Inuyasha was little bit out of it, until everything crashed back into focus.  He was on top of a… maid who was wearing a very alluring dress.  He had to restrain himself from just bending down and nibbling on her ear.  (a/n: teehee puhahahahaha)  When she saw him intently staring at her an innocent blush spread across her face and her eyes widened with surprise.  cute… might want to take her home. 

This was when a top-less, bra-less Mrs. Higurashi came to the door.  "I swear, I heard a thud…" Kagome groaned on the inside…what kind of card game were they exactly playing? and simultaneously hoping that Souta wasn't in there. 

"Hello!  You must be Inuyasha, Rei told me she was going to send you over sooner or later."  Not at all embarrassed that she was partially naked.  Although she did grin wildly after seeing what position the two were in and after Inuyasha reluctantly got off her, exactly what her daughter was wearing.

"Oh have you met," Mrs. Higurashi gestured to her daughter when she got a very angry glare that dared her to say what she was about to.  "… my new maid, I call her maid #4A."  Kagome quickly got up and pulled her mother and the hanyou into the foyer. 

"If you would please wait a second."  Mother and daughter made it into the nearest room and shut the door.  Inuyasha smirked, it wasn't like he couldn't hear what they were saying.  So he was very shocked when he heard.

"Mother!  Is this the kind of example you set for your kids?  How could you play.. strip poker… in the daylight and answer the door topless!"

"Well… butler #1, 2, and 3 agreed to play.  I couldn't say no Kagome."

"Mom, your ex-husband just died!"

"I know dear, but I know that if he was here he would have joined in too.  He always did enjoy surprising me…"  So, the maid is Kagome: one hell of a rich heiress and his science project partner.  This was interesting.  Inuyasha clearly remembered how far the short dress had ridden up on Kagome's  fine legs, who would've guessed.  Kagome came out of the room with her mother in tow.  Inuyasha quickly relayed the message about Saturday night and then asked the 'maid' if she could tell Kagome to call him about the science project.

"but I…" she cut herself off.  Inuyasha smirked.  cute, can't even lie.                             

(a/n: it's 4:00 am… g   o   t        t   o    g     o    s  le    ep)