Author: Hi there everyone!! For this fic, I refuse to be serious. I'm not quite sure how to be serious right now because I'm all sugar high. Cheese cake, Coke, Ice Cream and cookies are probably not the best things for me to eat, but it makes my fingers write funny fanfiction. Right, why am I sitting here talking to you?

Narrator: Because you're sugar high.

Author: Ah yes, that's right. Ok, shall I summarize, or shall you?

Narrator: Simba's pride goes to Broadway.

Author: Yay! Broadway!

(Lights dim)

Author: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present, Lions on Broadway!

Simba: It's about time you introduced us.

Author: Shush. Here we go!

Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Kiara and Kovu all suddenly pop up in New York in front of a Broadway theater.

Simba: Ok, how the heck did we get here?

Author: (waves) Hi!!!

Nala: That explains everything.

Timon: I hate being the subject of a sugar-crazed teenager's stories.

Author: Hey! Sugar is awesome! (drools)

(Constant rush of New Yorkers suddenly realize that there are four lions, a warthog, and a meerkat sitting in the middle of the sidewalk.)

Person: Four lions, a meerkat and a warthog are sitting in the middle of the sidewalk! AHHHHH!!!!

Rest of people: AHHHHH!

Kovu: Um, Roar?

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Author: Maybe we should go in.

Kiara: Good idea.

Simba and his friends suddenly pop up in the lobby of The Lion King on Broadway.

Timon: Stupid authors.

Pumbaa: OOOHH!!! I see a toy of me! Can I get it! Please?

Timon: And how are you going to be able to hold it? You have no opposable thumbs.

Pumbaa: You can hold it.

Timon: No....hey, here's an idea! I can hold it!

Kiara: Here we go....

Clerk-lady suddenly notices there are wild animals and a sugar-crazed teenager in the lobby.

Clerk-lady: There are wild animals in the lobby!

People: (blink blink)

Clerk-lady: AND a sugar-crazed teenage fanfiction author!

People: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (run away. One guy hits a wall)

Guy: Owwwww!!! Stupid author!

Author: (Giggle)

Nala: Well, looks like we have the theater to ourselves.

Everyone: YAY!!!

Lioness Goddess's friends Sam, Jade, Ashlee and Sammie walk in.

Author: (gasp!) How did you guys get here!?

Jade: You put us in here you idiot! You're the author.

Author: Yes. Yes I am.

Sam: Are those lions standing behind you?

Author: Talking lions. This is Simba, Nala, Kiara, Kovu, Timon, and Pumbaa. Timon and Pumbaa aren't lions.

Sam: I know.

Ashlee: Aren't we supposed to be seeing a play or something?

Author: Ah yes, quite right. We have the whole theater to ourselves now.

Sammie: Cool.

Author, her friends, and Simba and his friends suddenly find themselves on stage.

Author: Oops. (folds hands together like I Dream of Jeannie) BOING!

Everyone is now in a seat, including the lions, who are very uncomfortable.

Author: You guys can go sit in the aisle if you want.

Nala: Thank god. I was sitting on my tail.

(Lights dim...again.)

Rafiki-lady steps out and starts to do the beginning of the Circle of Life.

Simba: This song sounds vaguely familiar.

Kiara: (Rolls eyes.)

Rafiki-lady stops when she notices her audience. Lioness Goddess, Jade, Ashlee, Sam and Sammie wave at her.

Rafiki-lady: There are real lions in the aisle.....AAAAAHHHH!!!

(Everyone in the cast screams and runs for their limos.)

Kovu: Why does that keep happening?

Author: (shrug). I don't know. Hey, nobody's here anymore, wanna go play with the props on the stage?

Everyone: Yeah!!

Author: So then me and my friends jumped on the stage and....hey, what happened to the narrator?

Simba: That was the narrator!? Oops. I was kinda hungry and...

Author: You ATE him!?

Simba: (nod)

Author: Uh oh....(looks at readers) Um, heh, that's all the time we have folks, this is what happens when I get sugar high, have a nice day, bye!!!!

Credits roll. Audience can hear Author fighting off lawyers in the background.

Author: I didn't know he was hungry...I would've gotten him a pizzaaaaaa....

Voice fades as she is trampled by lawyers.