Author: I'm back!! I wasn't gonna do another chapter, but I was given some ideas from Princess-perfect (thank you!!!!) and I wanted to add some stuff that I forgot to put in.
Simba: You ALWAYS forget things.
Author: Who are you again?
Simba: (sigh.)
Author: Anyway...you can look forward to another sugar-induced chapter.
Nala: They can't look forward to it, they're already here! What kind of idiot are you?
Author: (Gasp) There's different kinds?
Simba and Nala: (sigh) We're glad our daughter isn't this stupid.
Author: Hey, watch what you say to me. I have control of the keyboard.
Simba: Eeep.
Author: Ok, to recap, I scared all the actors off Broadway's Lion King because I brought real lions. Now we're all playing on the stage. And I'm the narrator now because SOMEONE ate the other one!
Simba: I TOLD you I was sorry!
Kiara: Daddy once tried to eat Elton John.
Simba: That's a funny story actually...
Author: I don't want you eating Elton John! He wrote the music for all your stupid little solos!
Nala: That explains EVERYTHING! But that Lebo M. guy was really hot too....
Simba: Hey! No inter-species dating!
Kovu: Um...weren't there some other people here before?
Author: Oh my gosh! I almost forgot! (positions hands over keyboard)
Sam, Jade, Sammie and Ashlee appear out of nowhere, for the second time today.
Jade: I'm getting sick of this...
Simba: Where'd she get the keyboard?
Nala: Simba, do you ever pay attention to anything? She's the author.
Simba: What were you saying?
Kovu: (notices the Lion King promotional poster with the weird looking lion on it.) Hey Simba, look, it's you!
Simba: I do NOT look like that! It must be Scar.
Author: Why would it be Scar if he's the bad guy?
Ashlee: And there's no scar on his face.
Simba: Why'd you have to invite your stupid friends here for anyway?
Sam: She didn't INVITE us, she typed us here against our will!
Author: I typed you here?
Sam: Can YOU think of something better?
Author: Good point.
Kiara: Are we gonna play with the props now?
Author: Yay! Props! (grabs Nala's big costume head thingy and puts it on) Grr...I'm a lion!
Kovu: Does she act like this at home?
Jade: You have no idea.
An actor in a Scar costume walks onto the stage.
Actor: Um, I left my monologue book here....
Simba: AHHH!! It's Scar! And he has found some way to get human legs! I must kill him! (Roars and jumps on top of the actor)
Actor: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! Help! This wasn't in the role description! I KNEW I should have auditioned for Timon!
Author is suddenly lost in thought as the actor is devoured.
Author: Hey...where is Timon anyway?
Nala: He said he had to go to a Bar Mitzvah.
Author: Jewish meerkats?
Nala: That's what I said.
Random guy in a white sequined suit walks on to the stage.
Guy: 'Ello, I am Roy. I was sent 'ere to tame a beast?
Author: You mean like Ziegfried (I have no idea how to spell that.) and Roy?
Roy: Zat is correct.
Author: Where's Ziegfried?
Roy: (losing accent) He got eaten. Happens. Now where is the beast I'm supposed to tame?
Author: Uh...(points outside to where George Bush Jr. is walking.) There he is!
Bush screams as he gets chased by Roy, who is trying to hit him with a chair. The secret service went to McDonald's, figuring it was hopeless anyway.
Kiara: Well. That was weird.
Author: (uncontrolled psycho laughter.)
Nala: I need to get a new agent, who can get me a new author.
Author: But I love you Nala.
Nala: Aww...
Justin Timberlake walks in.
Justin: Uh....is this the theater for Rent?
Author: (Gasp!) The person preppies look up to....preppies....must..suffer....Simba! Attack!
Simba: (Blank look)
Author: Please?
Justin: I'm calling my lawyers.
Author: Oh crap.
Nala: We'd better get out of here before she's trampled by lawyers again.
Lioness Goddess's friends: But how do we get home?
Kiara: Tough luck I guess.
The lions and the author's friends run out the door seconds before thousands of Timberlake's lawyers run in.
Author: Hope you enjoyed my story...AAAAHHH!!!
(Lawyers trample her. Screen goes blank.)
Lemme know if you want MORE chapters, or if I should just leave it. Oh, and I didn't mean any offense to Bush supporters.