Author: Ok, these people keep asking me to write more of this, so I guess I am. I had to wait until I was sugar-high again.
Nala: You're sugar-high again!? Oh no....
Author: What? What's so bad about that?
Nala: Nothing....(mumbles something inaudible under her breath.)
Simba: I'm bored.
Author: Deal.
Actress wearing Nala costume walks on stage.
Kiara: Who are you?
Actress: I'm Nala.
Nala: I think you're mistaken. I'm Nala.
Actress: No...I am.
Nala: NO! I AM!!!
Actress: I AM!!!
Nala: OH YEAH!?
Actress: YEAH! YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHIN' OF IT?
Nala pulls out her claws and shows her teeth.
Actress: You know what....I think I hear my agent calling, bye! (runs out of the theater and bumps into George Bush who is still being chased by Roy.)
Simba: I'm staying away from you...
Nala: What?
Author: You really should be nicer to Broadway actors...
Kiara: Why?
Author: 'Cause they work hard.
Kiara: Why?
Author: Because they get paid for it.
Kiara: Why?
Author: ARG!
(Mark Hamil comes in.)
Mark: Um, hi, I'm looking for my agent?
Author: EEEEE!!! (proceeds to chase Mark Hamil around the theater.)
Kovu: Jeez. All this over a guy.
(Kiara and Nala look at each other. Author comes back.)
Author: He escaped. Darn it.
Simba: We've been standing in the same theater for hours. And where did your friends go?
Author: They died.
Simba: Really?
Author: No.
Nala: Let's do something else. Let's go to the statue of liberty!
Author: But this fic is called Lions on Broadway.
Nala: So? I live in Kenya, I wanna see the statue of liberty!
Author: Ok...
The author and company suddenly appear in lady liberty's head.
Kovu: Where are we?
Author: In lady liberty's head.
Kiara and Nala: OOO AAAHH
Simba: We're in her head!? Cool! Let's go look for the brains!
Nala: What is his obsession with brains? First the elephant graveyard...now this.
Author: There's a guy hanging onto the torch...who is it?
Kiara: George Bush Jr.
Bush: HEEEELP!!! I CAN"T GET DOWN!! THE SECRET SERVICE ABANDONED ME!!!
Author: Let's leave him there.
Everyone: Ok.
Bush: I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I'M SCARED OF HIGHTS OR NOT!!!!!
Author: We're definitely leaving him up there.
Random guy: Excuse me miss, are you the author of this fic?
Author: Yes...?
Random guy: Ah, yes, well, I am the head of Mark Hamil's lawyers. (points to huge group of lawyers behind him.) We're here to pummel you.
Author: Simba! Nala! Attack! (nothing happens) Guys?
Back in the safety of Kenya, Simba, Nala, Kiara and Kovu watch a new reality show. 'Fanfic Authors Who Get Pummeled By Lawyers.'
Author: Not again...(is buried by lawyers with extra sharp tie clips.)
Simba: She finally got what she deserved.
Kiara: Daddy?
Simba: Yes?
Kiara: Where'd we get the T.V.?
(Very beat up fanfic author appears on stage.)
Author: Thank you for reading this fic. Before I go, George Bush would like to say a few words.
Bush: HEEEEELLLP!!!!
Author: And that's all the time we have, I need to escape the lawyers, and once again, I didn't mean any offense to Bush supporters. Thank you, and goodnight.