A/N: Thanks to everyone who reviewed for chapter one. I'm glad people liked
the "screwing" part. I honestly thought I might get flamed for that. Well,
on to chapter two. Please read and review!!! This chapter is kinda long,
but I think it's good!
Disclaimer: We don't own YYH or it's characters.Nor do we own any product
that may be mentioned in our story. We only own our OC's.
Ai: I'm the better OC!!!
Kohana: Like hell you are!!!!!!
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Koenmas pacifier has been stolen. Now it is up to the spirit detectives to revocer the valuable spirit uh... treasure. How will they find one pacifier with three realms to search through before it is too late?
Ch.2 The Great Pacifier Search
Everyone is in Makai searching high and low for the pacifier. Hiei is using his Jagan to search for its energy, Kuwabara is looking under bushes, Botan is floating about on her oar searching for any sign of the pacifier.
Yusuke: *grumbling* This is so stupid! How the hell does he expect us to find that stupid pacifier?! We don't even know where to begin looking!
Kohana: Just shut the hell up and look!
Hiei: Hn!
Kohana: Oh what are you "hn" ing about you little Mukuro f*cker?!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kuwabara: *Jumps out of the bushes* The laughing voices followed us!
Ai: *Glaring at Kuwabara* Don't make me hurt you.
Hiei: What are youu talking about Kohana?! I never did anything with Mukuro!
Kohana: I hate you! Don't ever talk to me again!
Hiei: Fine! if that's how you really want to end our relationship...
Kohana: Hn!
Hiei: Hn!
Botan: Uh, how about finding that pacifier now.
Kurama: Yes, the sooner we start, the sooner we will find it.
Ai: *Jumps out of a tree* Well that logic makes sense, but how do we know which realm to look in?
Yusuke: Yeah Botan! Arn't you supposed to know this stuff?
Botan: Well how am I supposed to know! I know nothing more about this mission than you!
Kuwabara: Why don't you guys just stop arguing and look for this stupid thing!
Ai: Hey, for once Kuwabara said something smart.
Audience: HAHAHA!!
Kuwabara: Damn it! Where the hell is that laugh coming from?
Ai: *sigh* Scratch that.
Botan: Oh no! Looks like we have company coming!
A gang of 6 rogue demon thieves come forth from the surrounding wilderness. They all have their weapons drawn and are ready to attack.
Thief 1: What are you doin' on our turf?
Thief 2: This is our roaming land! By invading it you've signed you death warrents!
Yusuke: What the hell! We are a little too busy to play with you right now.
Thief 3: We don't want to play, We want to Kill!
Ai: I swear are all 3rd rate demons the same or what? *Pulls out her Tantos* (a/n: Ai is a human.)
Kurama: Yeah, most of them. Rose whip!
Kuwabara: Well, looks like it's time for a little one on one. Not like I couldn't kill them all of course. Spirit Sword!
Yusuke: Oh come on Kuwabara sharing is nice, don't ya know! Besides I want some action as well. *Gets his spirit gun ready*
Thief 1: One of us would be more than enough to take on all of you!
Hiei: *Holding his Katana* I don't think so.
Kohana: *Gets her boomerangs ready* You weaklings sure do talk big, but I doubt you could back it up.
Thief 4: Ooooh! I get the boomerang bitch. She's good lookin'. Once she looses to me we can have some real fun!
Kohana: YOU PERVERT!! *She throws her boomerangs and slices the demons head off.*
Yusuke: You assholes are just slowing us down! Spirit Gun!
Kuwabara: Really! I'm missing my favorite show! *He cuts a demons in half*
Hiei and Kurama simply slaughter their targets without saying anything. Ai decides to do a little actual combat with a thief who also uses the two knife technique. The others watch her fight the demon who appears to be not much of a match.
Kuwabara: You know, I've never actually seen her fight with those things.
Botan: She's pretty good!
Hiei: Hn, not bad for an annoying human.
Kurama: Indeed
Yusuke: Hey! Quit playing around Ai! We need to get going!
Ai: Ok, Geez you people never let me have any fun! *She thrusts one of her tantos into the demons head and the other into its heart.* This was the first time I've ever come across a demon who uses the same technique as me, so, I took the oppertunity to fight against him. I kinda regret it though, he was so pitiful it almost gives the technique a bad reputation. *Trying to dislodge her tanto from the demons head* The damn thing won't come out!
Ai continues to jerk on the knife until she finally yanks it out. She falls backwards into some mud and the head of the demon goes flying through the air. Botan catches the head.
Botan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *She tosses the head and leaps into Kurama's arms*
Kurama: Uhhhh... *Blush blush* (a/n: Yes, I am a HUGE fan of BotanxKurama pairing, but unfortunately, that isn't a pairing in this story. Rose_Whip wouldn't let me!!)
Audience: *Roaring with laughter* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: I swear I'm gonna get you! You mysterious laughing voice!
Ai: Awwwwww look! Kurama's blushing.
Kurama: Am not!
Kohana: Yeah you did! HAHA!
Botan: *Lets go of Kurama, blushing a little herself* Ummm well, let's get going.
Kurama: Yes, good idea.
The group continues their search through Makai. They come up on a small clearing in the woods. Suddenly a hugh gust of wind knocks them all off their feet. The gust is followed by a maniacal irish accented laugh. A tall demon with wild red hair that surrounds a small white horn on his forehead, and big blue eyes rushes up to them.
Demon: *Talking with a fast paced, cheerful, irish accent* Well, well, well. Lookie at what we've got here! A bunch goes and gets themselves lost in the woods and wanders into my home! What a shame! Hey, aren't you Yusuke Urameshi?! *Rushes up and shakes a baffled Yusuke's hand* Nice to see ya lad!
Yusuke: *Takes his hand back* Uhhh right...
Demon: Don't ya know! You are quite famous here! Many of us demons lost a pretty penny bettin' against you in the tournaments. But eh, that's all in the past is it not. So, what brings you around here? On another mission are ye?!
Yusuke: 'Who is this guy and how the hall does he know me?'
Kuwabara: 'What is so familiar about this wierdo?'
Kurama: 'I know I've seen this fighter before...'
Hiei: 'What a fool'
Ai: 'hehehehe. He's kinda cute ^_^'
Yusuke: That's it! I know who you are! You're Jin that wind master guy aren't you.
Demon: Ack no! I'm not Jin, I'm his twin brother Tonik! (a/n: Get it? Jin and Tonik? Gin and Tonic HAHA ok yeah)
Kuwabara: You mean that freak has an identical twin?
Tonik: Yup! We're two peas in a pod Jin and I are!
Kurama: Obviously
Jin has a twin, The pacifier is still missing. Hiei and Kohana broke up, and Kuwabara still hears the laughing voices. What can all of this possibly be leading to? I'm not telling. You'll just have to wait to find out!
In the meantime, please review and tell me what you think so far. (If you're going to flame, be sensible about it) Any review is much appreciated. The more good reviews I get, the soner I update. Oh and I finally updated Rooms of Insanity! If you haven't checked it out yet, you should. I need some ideas quick, so if you're looking for a good humor story, check it out please! Thanks
Ai: I'm the better OC!!!
Kohana: Like hell you are!!!!!!
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Koenmas pacifier has been stolen. Now it is up to the spirit detectives to revocer the valuable spirit uh... treasure. How will they find one pacifier with three realms to search through before it is too late?
Ch.2 The Great Pacifier Search
Everyone is in Makai searching high and low for the pacifier. Hiei is using his Jagan to search for its energy, Kuwabara is looking under bushes, Botan is floating about on her oar searching for any sign of the pacifier.
Yusuke: *grumbling* This is so stupid! How the hell does he expect us to find that stupid pacifier?! We don't even know where to begin looking!
Kohana: Just shut the hell up and look!
Hiei: Hn!
Kohana: Oh what are you "hn" ing about you little Mukuro f*cker?!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kuwabara: *Jumps out of the bushes* The laughing voices followed us!
Ai: *Glaring at Kuwabara* Don't make me hurt you.
Hiei: What are youu talking about Kohana?! I never did anything with Mukuro!
Kohana: I hate you! Don't ever talk to me again!
Hiei: Fine! if that's how you really want to end our relationship...
Kohana: Hn!
Hiei: Hn!
Botan: Uh, how about finding that pacifier now.
Kurama: Yes, the sooner we start, the sooner we will find it.
Ai: *Jumps out of a tree* Well that logic makes sense, but how do we know which realm to look in?
Yusuke: Yeah Botan! Arn't you supposed to know this stuff?
Botan: Well how am I supposed to know! I know nothing more about this mission than you!
Kuwabara: Why don't you guys just stop arguing and look for this stupid thing!
Ai: Hey, for once Kuwabara said something smart.
Audience: HAHAHA!!
Kuwabara: Damn it! Where the hell is that laugh coming from?
Ai: *sigh* Scratch that.
Botan: Oh no! Looks like we have company coming!
A gang of 6 rogue demon thieves come forth from the surrounding wilderness. They all have their weapons drawn and are ready to attack.
Thief 1: What are you doin' on our turf?
Thief 2: This is our roaming land! By invading it you've signed you death warrents!
Yusuke: What the hell! We are a little too busy to play with you right now.
Thief 3: We don't want to play, We want to Kill!
Ai: I swear are all 3rd rate demons the same or what? *Pulls out her Tantos* (a/n: Ai is a human.)
Kurama: Yeah, most of them. Rose whip!
Kuwabara: Well, looks like it's time for a little one on one. Not like I couldn't kill them all of course. Spirit Sword!
Yusuke: Oh come on Kuwabara sharing is nice, don't ya know! Besides I want some action as well. *Gets his spirit gun ready*
Thief 1: One of us would be more than enough to take on all of you!
Hiei: *Holding his Katana* I don't think so.
Kohana: *Gets her boomerangs ready* You weaklings sure do talk big, but I doubt you could back it up.
Thief 4: Ooooh! I get the boomerang bitch. She's good lookin'. Once she looses to me we can have some real fun!
Kohana: YOU PERVERT!! *She throws her boomerangs and slices the demons head off.*
Yusuke: You assholes are just slowing us down! Spirit Gun!
Kuwabara: Really! I'm missing my favorite show! *He cuts a demons in half*
Hiei and Kurama simply slaughter their targets without saying anything. Ai decides to do a little actual combat with a thief who also uses the two knife technique. The others watch her fight the demon who appears to be not much of a match.
Kuwabara: You know, I've never actually seen her fight with those things.
Botan: She's pretty good!
Hiei: Hn, not bad for an annoying human.
Kurama: Indeed
Yusuke: Hey! Quit playing around Ai! We need to get going!
Ai: Ok, Geez you people never let me have any fun! *She thrusts one of her tantos into the demons head and the other into its heart.* This was the first time I've ever come across a demon who uses the same technique as me, so, I took the oppertunity to fight against him. I kinda regret it though, he was so pitiful it almost gives the technique a bad reputation. *Trying to dislodge her tanto from the demons head* The damn thing won't come out!
Ai continues to jerk on the knife until she finally yanks it out. She falls backwards into some mud and the head of the demon goes flying through the air. Botan catches the head.
Botan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *She tosses the head and leaps into Kurama's arms*
Kurama: Uhhhh... *Blush blush* (a/n: Yes, I am a HUGE fan of BotanxKurama pairing, but unfortunately, that isn't a pairing in this story. Rose_Whip wouldn't let me!!)
Audience: *Roaring with laughter* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: I swear I'm gonna get you! You mysterious laughing voice!
Ai: Awwwwww look! Kurama's blushing.
Kurama: Am not!
Kohana: Yeah you did! HAHA!
Botan: *Lets go of Kurama, blushing a little herself* Ummm well, let's get going.
Kurama: Yes, good idea.
The group continues their search through Makai. They come up on a small clearing in the woods. Suddenly a hugh gust of wind knocks them all off their feet. The gust is followed by a maniacal irish accented laugh. A tall demon with wild red hair that surrounds a small white horn on his forehead, and big blue eyes rushes up to them.
Demon: *Talking with a fast paced, cheerful, irish accent* Well, well, well. Lookie at what we've got here! A bunch goes and gets themselves lost in the woods and wanders into my home! What a shame! Hey, aren't you Yusuke Urameshi?! *Rushes up and shakes a baffled Yusuke's hand* Nice to see ya lad!
Yusuke: *Takes his hand back* Uhhh right...
Demon: Don't ya know! You are quite famous here! Many of us demons lost a pretty penny bettin' against you in the tournaments. But eh, that's all in the past is it not. So, what brings you around here? On another mission are ye?!
Yusuke: 'Who is this guy and how the hall does he know me?'
Kuwabara: 'What is so familiar about this wierdo?'
Kurama: 'I know I've seen this fighter before...'
Hiei: 'What a fool'
Ai: 'hehehehe. He's kinda cute ^_^'
Yusuke: That's it! I know who you are! You're Jin that wind master guy aren't you.
Demon: Ack no! I'm not Jin, I'm his twin brother Tonik! (a/n: Get it? Jin and Tonik? Gin and Tonic HAHA ok yeah)
Kuwabara: You mean that freak has an identical twin?
Tonik: Yup! We're two peas in a pod Jin and I are!
Kurama: Obviously
Jin has a twin, The pacifier is still missing. Hiei and Kohana broke up, and Kuwabara still hears the laughing voices. What can all of this possibly be leading to? I'm not telling. You'll just have to wait to find out!
In the meantime, please review and tell me what you think so far. (If you're going to flame, be sensible about it) Any review is much appreciated. The more good reviews I get, the soner I update. Oh and I finally updated Rooms of Insanity! If you haven't checked it out yet, you should. I need some ideas quick, so if you're looking for a good humor story, check it out please! Thanks