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Chapter 4

Finally home again!

Our detectives are returning home from a hard day's work. They are pretty grumpy after the most ludicrous mission of their short lives. (Well, Kurama's life hasn't been very short.)

Ai: Finally home! I am so damn tired.

As our group approaches the door, a rustling noise is heard from the bushes.

Yusuke: Did you all hear something?

Kuwabara: Yeah, and I'll bet it's those same laughing voices!

Audience: hehehehehehe

Kuwabara: Hey! You better stop messing with us before I hurt you.

Ai: More like we're going to beat you if you don't shut up!

All of a sudden, Anna, the Crazed Kurama Fan Girl jumps out of the bushes and throws herself at Kurama

Anna: Finally! Flower Man, you have returned to me! I've been hiding in the bush for hour's awaiting you arrival! Can I touch your hair? Please?!

Kurama: 'Why me? Why can't she be a Hiei fan or something?' Uh, sorry but I'm uh really tired and I'm going to bed now and...

Anna: Gasp Bed... did you say BED? Can I come with you?!?!?!?! Please Flower Man?!?!?!

Kurama: No!!! er... ummm no, I don't think that would be a good idea...

Anna: Seductive smile Oh, but I think it would be a good idea...

Everybody else just sighs and walks into the house.

Anna: Please! What do you say?

Kuama: Walks in and closes the door Goodnight.

Anna: Shouts through the door Goodnight my Flower Man! I'll see you later!

Ai: Trouble with you stalker again, Kurama?

Kurama: Nods and walks to the couch and sits down Yes, but this time she talked to me again. Usually she would just say Mocks Anna "Flower man!" then she would stare and me and... moan.

Kohana: walks out of the kitchen with BBQ potato chips Why don't you just make her forget about you or something?

Kurama: It wouldn't work. All she'd have to do is go home and watch more Yu Yu Hakusho, and then she'd fall in love with me all over again.

Audience: HAHAHA!

Kuwabara: Jumps up off the couch THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU SO BAD LAUGHING VOICE THAT JO MAMA WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU!

The front door opens and a guy that looks like Danny from Grease (the movie) walks in.

Man: Hey Hey Hey! Thumbs up I'm Joe Mama, who called for me? Well, that's not important because now you're under my curse. Struts across the room, takes Kohana's chips, struts back to the door and leaves

Kohana: Gasp Huh? He took my chips! Looks at her empty hands, then to the door in shock

Kurama: I swear I locked that door! Investigates the door It's still locked...

Yusuke: He looked nothing like my mama!

Kuwabara: Sheepishly He looked a little like my mama...

Ai: Then I NEVER wanna meet Joe Mama...

Joe Mama: Crawls through a closed window Hey Hey Hey! Thumbs up, then he walks past Kurama and out the front door. Everyone stares in shock

Hiei: Comes down the stairs and notices the shocked looks Hn, what's going on down here?

Kohana: HN! Crosses her arms and turns away from Hiei

Ai: Oh nothing out of the ordinary... strange men breaking and entering, Kuwabara admits that his mom looks like a man, aliens abduct Yusuke's brain...

GIR from Invader Zim goes running out with Yusuke's brain in a mason jar.

Yusuke: Groan Not again! Hey you! Give that back! Chases after GIR.

Kurama: How can he survive without a brain?

Kohana: I don't even wanna know.

Hiei: Not like he ever used it in the first place.

Yusuke: Walks in Ok, I got it back.

Ai: Right then, I'm going to bed now, I have to work tomorrow. Leaves

Kurama: Me too. Leaves

Yusuke: Yeah, I have to go to school.

Kuwabara: Same here. They leave

Hiei and Kohana simply follow everybody up to their rooms. Kurama walks into his and Hiei's room and flops down on his bed. Hiei walks in after him, goes to the window, and hops out of it and onto "his" tree branch to sleep.

Hiei: Pokes his head in the window Kurama, come here and see this. Snicker snicker

Kurama: Really tired What now?

He looks out and sees Anna walking towards his window dressed up as Juliet (How ever Juliet looks in your mind).

Anna: Flower Man, Flower Man, Where fore art thou Flower Man? Come forth to me and let me touch thy hair, and I shall be forever yours...

Kurama groans and slams the window shut. He flops back down in his bed, wishing he had a tranquilizer or something, not even bothering to change into any pajama's.

-Meanwhile in Kohana and Ai's room...

Kohana: Sitting up in bed I can't believe that little jerk! He promised that he would never cheat on me! I hate him!

Ai: Walks in the room in a bathrobe, fuzzy blue slippers, and combing her hair Are you going to bitch like this all night? I have work early tomorrow and I would really like to get some sleep tonight.

Kohana: Oh shut the hell up! Continues complaining out loud to herself

Ai: Whatever... Gets in bed and turns on some light music

Kohana: Turn the damn radio off! I don't wanna hear it all night!

Ai: And I don't wanna listen to you all night! Once you shut up, I'll turn it off!

Kohana: HN! Lays down I hate you... I hate everybody!

Ai: Sighs and turns off the radio Tell me something I don't know. Besides, maybe you've miss judged Hiei. I don't think he would ever cheat on you, especially not with Mukuro, of all people... er ummm... demons. He doesn't act like he's done anything. In fact, whenever you bring the subject up, it seems like he doesn't even know what you're talking about. Give him a chance to explain himself.

Kohana: He's just being a jerk. If he would rather have her... Then that's fine with me!

Ai: Do you honestly think he would ever do anything with Mukuro?

Kohana:....

Ai: Exactly what I thought...

Kohana: HEY! I didn't say that he wouldn't... I ... Uh ...

Ai: Just give him a chance to explain.

Kohana: Shut up! I'll do what I want! Opens the window and hops out onto a tree branch and continues complaining to herself

Ai: What ever ... good night. falls asleep

-Yusuke and Kuwabara's room...

Yusuke is rummaging like crazy through a messy floor covered in papers, candy wrappers, magazines, pop cans, chip bags, and clothes.

Yusuke: Damn it! I can't find my homework. Stands up and scratches his head Did I even do my homework...?

Kuwabara is sitting on his bed on his side of the room, which isn't very messy at all.

Kuwabara: You never do your homework Urameshi. I don't even know how you managed to not fail these past few years.

Yusuke: Laughs That's an easy one, the teachers want me out of there so bad, they're afraid to fail me!

Kuwabara: Well... If that works for you, then fine. I like the feeling that I have accomplished something in my life.

Yusuke: Yeah, I guess you're good at something after all! Starts laughing

Kuwabara: Hey! I never said that I was good at school! I mean... Damn it! What I am saying is that at least I will amount to something!

Yusuke: Yeah whatever... Hey I found it! And I didn't even do any of it. Hmmmm... looks easy, so maybe I can work on it now... Studies paper for a few seconds Oh damn... This is from two weeks ago... Crumples up paper and throws it aside Nah... just forget it. I'll copy Keiko's before school or something.

Kuwabara: You know, if it wasn't for Keiko, you'd still probably be in the first grade.

Yusuke: Gets into bed Shut up! I wish you people would stop ragging on me all the time. I'm going to sleep now.

-Outside

Hiei is sitting outside and is quite irritated. He is trying to get some sleep, but with Anna's useless attempts at poetry, and Kohana's persistent complaining, it is proving to be a difficult task for our tired fire demon.

Anna: Standing outside Kurama's window Love is like a red rose that... looks pretty, like your red hair... and uhhh... I love the color red which means that

Kohana: I hate that stupid little pip squeak. I'm gonna rip off his

Anna: Blossoms that are big and beautiful. And after I pick thy blossoms I will

Kohana: Shove them down his throat and then I'll take him by the

Anna: Hand and lead you to a magical place where I'll

Kohana: Pull out his hair strand by strand... (What a loving girlfriend )

Hiei: Grrrrrr!! I can't take this anymore!! Gets up and heads over to Kohana

Kohana: Then... After I do that I'll...

Hiei: Jumps in front of Kohana Hey!

Alarmed, Kohana screams and slaps Hiei in the face, not even realizing it was him. He falls out of the tree and lands with a loud thud in the grass, inches away from Anna, who is still reciting her poetry.

Kohana: Oh shit! That was Hiei. Looks down, biting her nails nervously Ohhhh.... He's... fine. Geez, not like.... I'd care... After a second, she climbs back through her window and into bed, where she pulls her blankets over her head and pretends to be asleep

Anna: Starts throwing rotting apples from a neighbors tree at Kurama's window Flower Man! You aren's even listening to me! Open your window and hear my vows of eternal love!

Kurama opens his window to yell at Anna to stop and go away, and instead he gets hit in the eye with an apple, which splatters all over his face.

Anna: gasp Flower Man! Are you ok?!?!

Kurama: Go running into the bathroom Gross! I got rotten apple in my mouth! I'm going to be sick!

Hiei:...... Oh damn..... Sits up with a red handprint on his cheek, and a sore back

Anna: Oh Flower Man!! Please come back and let me kiss your boo boo! I'm sorry! Do you forgive me? Please?!?!

Hiei manages to stand up and gives Anna a death glare

Anna: Oh Hiei! You're out here! I need to apologize to Kurama. Could you take me inside? Hiei?? What are you planning to do with that rope?!?!

A few moments later, Anna is hog-tied and sitting in a far corner of the yard with a gag over her mouth, and Hiei is resting in his tree. Kurama has finished cleaning the apple off of himself, and is sitting in bed, healing his black eye. It's a rough night for our spirit detectives, but they somehow manage to get some rest. What adventures await them tomorrow? You'll have to wait for Chapter five to find out. Until next time. See you later. And please don't forget to hit that lil' review button and tell us what you think. Thank you! Have a good day!