A/N: Like Always, I do not own any Harry Potter Characters, and do not claim any of the royalties from it. If I did I'd be living on my own island by now!
The Shortest One-Fic Ever
James was digging through his best buddy, Moony's, trunk looking for a particular item with fervour. Suddenly his knuckles rapped on something hard. Pulling it out he blinked in surprise. He read the title of the, what appeared to be, a book. Accio Love.
"Uh.... Remus...what is this?" James asked slightly appalled.
"I have no idea...probably Sirius's" Remus said looking amazed at the leather bound book.
"Sirius?" James asked.
"It's not mine! Peter!" Sirius replied laughing.
"Peter?"
"I'm sorry! I'm horny!" Peter yelled, his pink face turning pinker.
The other three Marauder boys laughed. Then Sirius said, "Good job Wormtail, we're all proud of you!"
"Yah, now we know you're not queer!" James laughed aloud.