Part 4
Entrance of a Warrior
A/n: I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I know it took me forever, but I updated!!!! W00t! Thanks To Shem for bugging me about it, and to Rae for, well, being Rae!!! Onto the disclaimer!
No own dammit!!!!!!!!!!!
A shadowed figure stealthily crept down a deserted hallway, (A good thing it was that way too, because such hallways rarely were at this time of night.) The figure's Asian face almost smiled as it hooked a laptop up to a terminal in a previously locked room. If you haven't already guessed, the mystery figure of the hour was none other than Iishono Catiro, on one of Hack's 'wish list' missions. These were missions of less importance then, say, killing of a certain person with cleft eyebrows, and I don't mean Dorothy.
"We are....almost....we....are....done!" Hack's voice whispered from the laptop, " Now, get that ass of yours back home, Iishy-chan"
"Isono-san no –chan, Hack-Lady" Oni's voice this time.
"Yeah. Whatever" Iishono replied, mimicking Hack's predictable response.
(A/N: Oni, being only 5 ('and half') still has trouble with names from other countries. F.Y.I. Oni absolutely adores Iishono, and Iishono adores her right back. Hack-lady is Oni's nickname for Hack)
Iishono sighed, clicked the laptop closed, and crept back into the hallway. Oh, and wouldn't you know it, as soon as she was done the easy part alarms went off... everywhere!!! Just her luck, she was armed, but unable to do anything about it...stealth missions sucked. Then again, she only had two knives and her special gun. Her knives were too hard to use on someone just trying to blow your head off, and her gun was too special to use on any old soldier.
"I hate soldiers....I HATE soldiers," she muttered quietly as she ducked through doorways and around corners...well, that and various swear words in a variety of languages. She eventually had to cease this however, as the cursed people kept appearing with more frequency, at every corner, doorway and previously unguarded post. Sometimes, she simply had to 'disappear' into thin air.
No one saw her, occupied as they were with whatever they were occupied with, and whipping around one of the last corners, Iishy breathed a sigh of relief.
Too soon, as one of the exit's guards heard it, and went to investigate...you have to pity him.
Seconds later she was deep in the thick brush (why are thick plants and bushes called that? Brush and scrub...sounds like something your parents tell you to do) and about a metre from technically being inside the forest. She had learned from the experience about 5 seconds ago, and glanced around before sighing. A relatively easy mission to ease into the week, nothing like it. Well, that was another thing she would regret later.
The laptop started to vibrate.
She flicked it open, and retreated deeper into the forest.
"⪠I figured out what happened! âª" Hack said merrily. (A/n: the ⪠icon indicates a musical tone o' voice)
"hn."
"Someone, something or somewhat set off explosives on the other side of the base, and the .....East side....The signal came from about 100-150 metres away straight, and to your left, if you wanted to know."
"I'm going to be late"
"Fine then. See you soon!"
She closed the laptop, and headed forward, and then to her left.
" Weak.... It is a disgrace to the honour of this world for them to fight...only the strong should fight..." with force of anger, Wufei hurled his katana into a tree, it cleaved it in half, and sat there, stuck.
He heaved a great sigh and retrieved his Katana from the tree.
"Only half a job done, it is pitiful of me...."
"....And fucking lucky for me."
He spun around to see an Asian girl, somewhere around his age, wearing black clothes, and a black expression.( in other words, angry, not an expression like a black person...no offence what-so-ever, pearsons)
He second-guessed what she was talking about, correctly I might add.
"You shouldn't have been in there anyway, who ever you are, women are too weak to fight these battles." He turned away.
He heard her mutter something, and I will tell you, dear readers what it was.
"Fucking Sexist...I dare you..."
"To what?"
"Let me correct myself, fucking thick sexist" She smiled as he turned back.... Wasn't hard to get his attention. "Fight me, and then we will se who doesn't have the right to battle as they wish, it shouldn't be too hard for you, should it?" Iishono loved to fight, that is 1 on 1, not wars, (Like our favourite fucked up psycho bitch, Dorothy) even if it drove her friends nuts. (Except Rae, who liked killing people who deserved it....but that drove them nuts too) Becky hated when she did this, the next best thing to a pacifist she was! At least, according to Iishono...
"You're right of course, shouldn't be too much of a problem, seeing as you're unarmed" It was just like a woman to challenge someone to a fight when they have neither anything to fight with, or about.
She raised an eyebrow, "I'm not quite THAT stupid"
That's saying something...He thought. She pulled two knives out of her belt, and readied herself.
He lunged first, but she leaped into the tree out of his reach, for the moment.
"You can't hide up there forever"
"Wanna bet?"
But she obviously decided not to, as she jumped behind him, this time she was the attacker.
He, being all the neater in his fluency, parried and struck at her legs...she blocked it.
He was about to lung again, but he was interrupted.
"OI! Warrior-san, A.S.A.P.!" A girl, or, as I should say, another girl, ran into the clearing. She had purple hair, however, and paler skin.
Iishono sighed, and flopped into sitting, "Que?"
"Not my fault for interrupting your fight, its all Lia's"
"What now?"
"She says your not supposed to fight him...and she was to lazy to run over here"
"Why the hell not?"
"He's a gundam pilot"
She stood up...and looked at him with wide black eyes, "why didn't you say that dammit!?!"She sighed, "Oh well...we will have to continue this later, Duty calls.... what a stupid quote..."
"I agree, we will fight later, or would if we knew who each other were"
She turned back "Ah! That would be what I forgot, but I know who you are, at least after that little revelation about the gundam...I am Iishono Catiro, we will fight later"
"That we will"
"Ya, Rae, what is it?" Iishono asked as they walked back to the road, wasn't too far to a bus stop, though Iishono doubted that was how Rae got here.
"We have just the slightest problem"
"That doesn't help"
"You'll see it when we get back, or , an hour or so after we get back"
Iishono looked at her curiously, "I assume you're gonna tell me exactly what on the way?"
"If I have to..."
Entrance of a Warrior
A/n: I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I know it took me forever, but I updated!!!! W00t! Thanks To Shem for bugging me about it, and to Rae for, well, being Rae!!! Onto the disclaimer!
No own dammit!!!!!!!!!!!
A shadowed figure stealthily crept down a deserted hallway, (A good thing it was that way too, because such hallways rarely were at this time of night.) The figure's Asian face almost smiled as it hooked a laptop up to a terminal in a previously locked room. If you haven't already guessed, the mystery figure of the hour was none other than Iishono Catiro, on one of Hack's 'wish list' missions. These were missions of less importance then, say, killing of a certain person with cleft eyebrows, and I don't mean Dorothy.
"We are....almost....we....are....done!" Hack's voice whispered from the laptop, " Now, get that ass of yours back home, Iishy-chan"
"Isono-san no –chan, Hack-Lady" Oni's voice this time.
"Yeah. Whatever" Iishono replied, mimicking Hack's predictable response.
(A/N: Oni, being only 5 ('and half') still has trouble with names from other countries. F.Y.I. Oni absolutely adores Iishono, and Iishono adores her right back. Hack-lady is Oni's nickname for Hack)
Iishono sighed, clicked the laptop closed, and crept back into the hallway. Oh, and wouldn't you know it, as soon as she was done the easy part alarms went off... everywhere!!! Just her luck, she was armed, but unable to do anything about it...stealth missions sucked. Then again, she only had two knives and her special gun. Her knives were too hard to use on someone just trying to blow your head off, and her gun was too special to use on any old soldier.
"I hate soldiers....I HATE soldiers," she muttered quietly as she ducked through doorways and around corners...well, that and various swear words in a variety of languages. She eventually had to cease this however, as the cursed people kept appearing with more frequency, at every corner, doorway and previously unguarded post. Sometimes, she simply had to 'disappear' into thin air.
No one saw her, occupied as they were with whatever they were occupied with, and whipping around one of the last corners, Iishy breathed a sigh of relief.
Too soon, as one of the exit's guards heard it, and went to investigate...you have to pity him.
Seconds later she was deep in the thick brush (why are thick plants and bushes called that? Brush and scrub...sounds like something your parents tell you to do) and about a metre from technically being inside the forest. She had learned from the experience about 5 seconds ago, and glanced around before sighing. A relatively easy mission to ease into the week, nothing like it. Well, that was another thing she would regret later.
The laptop started to vibrate.
She flicked it open, and retreated deeper into the forest.
"⪠I figured out what happened! âª" Hack said merrily. (A/n: the ⪠icon indicates a musical tone o' voice)
"hn."
"Someone, something or somewhat set off explosives on the other side of the base, and the .....East side....The signal came from about 100-150 metres away straight, and to your left, if you wanted to know."
"I'm going to be late"
"Fine then. See you soon!"
She closed the laptop, and headed forward, and then to her left.
" Weak.... It is a disgrace to the honour of this world for them to fight...only the strong should fight..." with force of anger, Wufei hurled his katana into a tree, it cleaved it in half, and sat there, stuck.
He heaved a great sigh and retrieved his Katana from the tree.
"Only half a job done, it is pitiful of me...."
"....And fucking lucky for me."
He spun around to see an Asian girl, somewhere around his age, wearing black clothes, and a black expression.( in other words, angry, not an expression like a black person...no offence what-so-ever, pearsons)
He second-guessed what she was talking about, correctly I might add.
"You shouldn't have been in there anyway, who ever you are, women are too weak to fight these battles." He turned away.
He heard her mutter something, and I will tell you, dear readers what it was.
"Fucking Sexist...I dare you..."
"To what?"
"Let me correct myself, fucking thick sexist" She smiled as he turned back.... Wasn't hard to get his attention. "Fight me, and then we will se who doesn't have the right to battle as they wish, it shouldn't be too hard for you, should it?" Iishono loved to fight, that is 1 on 1, not wars, (Like our favourite fucked up psycho bitch, Dorothy) even if it drove her friends nuts. (Except Rae, who liked killing people who deserved it....but that drove them nuts too) Becky hated when she did this, the next best thing to a pacifist she was! At least, according to Iishono...
"You're right of course, shouldn't be too much of a problem, seeing as you're unarmed" It was just like a woman to challenge someone to a fight when they have neither anything to fight with, or about.
She raised an eyebrow, "I'm not quite THAT stupid"
That's saying something...He thought. She pulled two knives out of her belt, and readied herself.
He lunged first, but she leaped into the tree out of his reach, for the moment.
"You can't hide up there forever"
"Wanna bet?"
But she obviously decided not to, as she jumped behind him, this time she was the attacker.
He, being all the neater in his fluency, parried and struck at her legs...she blocked it.
He was about to lung again, but he was interrupted.
"OI! Warrior-san, A.S.A.P.!" A girl, or, as I should say, another girl, ran into the clearing. She had purple hair, however, and paler skin.
Iishono sighed, and flopped into sitting, "Que?"
"Not my fault for interrupting your fight, its all Lia's"
"What now?"
"She says your not supposed to fight him...and she was to lazy to run over here"
"Why the hell not?"
"He's a gundam pilot"
She stood up...and looked at him with wide black eyes, "why didn't you say that dammit!?!"She sighed, "Oh well...we will have to continue this later, Duty calls.... what a stupid quote..."
"I agree, we will fight later, or would if we knew who each other were"
She turned back "Ah! That would be what I forgot, but I know who you are, at least after that little revelation about the gundam...I am Iishono Catiro, we will fight later"
"That we will"
"Ya, Rae, what is it?" Iishono asked as they walked back to the road, wasn't too far to a bus stop, though Iishono doubted that was how Rae got here.
"We have just the slightest problem"
"That doesn't help"
"You'll see it when we get back, or , an hour or so after we get back"
Iishono looked at her curiously, "I assume you're gonna tell me exactly what on the way?"
"If I have to..."
