Disclaimer: I own my socks, and that's about it.

Fred "Nice socks Freakish!"

FreakishlyHuman "Thanks"

Fred "Don't mention it."

FreakishlyHuman "I'm not giving you a raise."

Fred "It was worth a shot."

FreakishlyHuman "Get to the questions."

Fred "Sure thing boss."

George "Sorry I am late."

Fred "I tried complimenting her socks, didn't work."

George "Next time try her hair."

Fred "Will do!"

FreakishlyHuman "On with the questions!"

George "Our first question is from baka-ningen-14, ?userid=437749

Baka-Ningen- 14 "okay, i have questions for both of you... george: who at hogwarts do you like? if you dont like any one, i have a friend who likes you... fred: would you like to go out for dinner sometime? because i think you rock! (and you are really hot...)"
George "Well, that is top secret information!"
Fred "Nah it isn't, he likes Katie." George "Well maybe a little." Fred "As for the second question, dinner would be lovely!"
George "Fred have you read all the questions on the list?"
Fred "Nope, do I look like Percy?"
George "Good point…"
Fred "Why do you ask anyway?"
George "No reason, on to the next question."
Fred "Anyway, the next question is from Stroppy-Teenager, ?userid=584907
Stroppy-Teenager "Have you guys ever pranked Dumbledore? Or Snape? Or any members of staff? If you have, what did you do?"
George "Of course, we couldn't possibly call ourselves pranksters if we never pulled pranks on professors."
Fred "We do not discriminate, we are offer completely equal pranking opportunities!"
George "While we can't list everything we have ever done we can name a few of our favorites."
Fred "Ah, memories."
George "Like the time that we snuck into Snape's office and relabled all his ingredients."
Fred "He was furious, though there wasn't ever any proof we did it."
George "There is also the time we made those shoelaces that trip whoever uses them."
Fred "Lucky for us, Dumbledore has a sense of humor."
George "Anyway, you can learn more of our earlier pranks, we have been telling FreakishlyHuman all about them and she has been writing a fic about them on this very site."
George "The next question is from Joysong, ?userid=604914" Joysong
"Fred, are you aware that you signed a marriage contract with me two years ago!? YOU KEEP UP TO IT BOY! And George, dear, how is your spleen?"
Fred "A marriage contract? That's what that was? Ah well, you are dead sexy Joysong, so I can deal!"
George "My spleen is lovely, I think, thank you for asking!"
Fred "And with that we reach the final question."
George "Yes this one is from, Unmade Desire."
Unmade Desire "hi what book do you graduate in? i' m totally confused.how's buisness and would you ever consider letting ginny sell stuff (i.e. candy jewellry) in ur shop?"
Fred "Technically we do not graduate, we leave in book five after causing Umbridge as much trouble as possible first."
George "Business is excellent, and while we are on the subject we have a new stock of Fireworks made, if anyone wants to buy any!"
Fred "We would both be unbelievably proud if Ginny wanted to put anything in our shop, but it would have to have prankster quality."
George "So that is all for the most recent questions, keep on asking, we will keep on answering!"