Disclaimer: Today I own a pair of dirty socks. Still not Harry Potter
though.
Fred "I just want to take this moment to thank you all for the questions."
George "Yes, keep it up!"
Fred "Our first question is from Wolf of light, ?userid=457287
Wolf of Light "To both: What would you suggest for pranking each of the below. Their names have been censored to be kind.
Whip obssesor (Filch)
Greasy haired slavedriver(snape)
Now insane (Umbridge)
George "Well anything that would enrage them is always effective. Stuff they can't fix easily."
Fred "Like in the case of the Now Insane, setting lose fireworks, and creating swamps are quite lovely methods."
George "For future pranking reference look for the upcoming fiction by Freakishly Human."
Fred "It will have all the information about the pranks you don't already know about!"
George "Our next question is from LaChupaCabre."
LaChupaCabre "choose better questions to answer.. the liking people and stuff questions are kinda dumb, Anyways, i gotta question:
Who would win a 100m race, a chicken with its legs tied together of a tortoise with an impediment charm on it?"
Fred "Well we are trying to answer all questions, though the romance stuff is getting a bit out of hand, we can't date all of you lovely ladies."
George "And we would be murdered if we tried to."
Fred "Anyway I think that the tortoise has a better chance, what do you think George?"
George "Well the chicken might be able to win if it were a downhill race, the chicken could just roll down the hill."
Fred "Good point, but let's keep this moving."
George "Yeah I have a feeling the next few days are going to leave us feeling very sleep deprived."
Fred "The next question is from Red Roses2."
Red Roses2 "(Is slightly feeling out of place since there are so many Fred and George lovers asking questions, and she's Sirius, Harry, and Ron crazy) I have a question for you guys, obviously. Have you ever pulled any pranks in the Muggle way? Like, on Percy or someone in your family? If you have, what was it? Did you get in trouble with Mrs. Weasley? I'd like to know so I can prank my little sister, but I'm not a witch, so it's a little harder for me. Especially since there aren't any joke shops near by. Oh, and does Ron really like Hermione in a romantic way? Or is he just being over- protective of his female best friend like he is with Ginny? Just wondering.
George "Wow, well we have pulled plenty of pranks, but many of our pranks tend to be magical."
Fred "We have pulled many pranks on Percy in particular, like sending him dragon dung."
George "You might try a prank like that through muggle post, like send your sister a letter saying she's accepted to Hogwarts."
Fred "Or a letter saying she's won some contest."
George "Have fun with it, and be creative."
Fred "As for the second half of the question, we are always in trouble with Mum, it is really hard to keep track of what for."
George "And we honestly don't know the relationship between Ron and Hermione, he does seem to like her quite a bit."
Fred "And we have another question from Red Rose2."
Red Rose2 "I forgot a question. Have you two ever considered playing matchmaker? (Smiles mischievously at the thought and chuckled) It would just be so funny."
George "We have never considered that."
Fred "I do not think we will."
George "We already have enough to do, but you can ask Percy if he will do it."
Fred "Though be prepared for very boring couples."
George "Next we have a statement to Fred from Lucia Lenore."
Lucia: FRED YOUR CHEATING ON ME!?!?!?!?!!? HOW DARE YOU! Your a-a-a-a-a A MEANIE! I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!
Fred "Awww want a twinkie?!"
George "I will let you work that one out, moving on we have a question from Teddybeardancer."
Teddybeardancer "OK i have 2 questions. Are U 2 ticklish and if u r where? And how come you never prank Bill or charlie in the books? OK maybe those were three questions. But answer them still!"
Fred "That is top secret, we will never tell!"
George "It isn't smart information to reveal to the general public."
Fred "And well, the books aren't about us."
George "We tried to talk J.K. into writing them as Fred and George and the Sorcerer's Stone, but she didn't go for it."
Fred "But as we said Freakishly Human will soon be publishing the pranks that you haven't read about in the books."
George "Our next question is from HermyGWeasley, ?userid=628052"
HermyGWeasley "My dear Prankster Princes, I was wondering if you knew how many Fred/Hermione and George/Hermione fics are out there (there are quite a lot). Does this information disturb or please you? Also, I was hoping maybe you would invent a toothpaste to turn teeth blue. It would be great if I could use it on my little brother. Thanks."
Fred "I am not interested in Hermione Granger romantically, nor will I ever be."
George "Yes this information is quite distressing, but not much we can do about it."
Fred "We made our speech, which tells of our feelings on the matter."
George "And yes to the second question, we could make toothpaste that turns teeth blue, or pink, or any color really."
Fred "We will let you know when it is complete."
George "Yes we will start on it almost immediately."
Fred "The next question is from Rock Angel, ?userid=102178"
Rock Angel "Ron and Hermione like each other, every one knows but them. They never stop arguing. What would you do to get them to admit to one another their feelings?"
George "Very good question, and I am afraid we don't know the answer."
Fred "Yes we can try and check on it and get back to you with the answer. No promises though."
George "Our next question comes from LadyBlack."
LadyBlack "Hey this is for George, okay...i kinda...have...fallen in love with you. and I was wonderin if your single and would like to umm maybe hang out? and now i'm done making a fool of myslef(blushing horribly) uh...bye"
George "That sounds wonderful, is tomorrow night good?"
Fred "Oi George, well suit yourself, but don't accept too many dates!"
George "Moving on we have a question from Witch-In-Training."
Witch-In-Training "hey, can you get Ron to go out with me sometime? if not, does any of you want to go out for milkshake with me?"
Fred "We will check with Ron, what sort of milkshakes?"
George "Yeah what sort?"
Fred "Here is a question from Ashley."
Ashley "Hey george remember the night before you left you spent it with a 4th year student named Ashley? Well i didn' know how to tell you this but im Pregnant, and i KNOW its yours... :( Im to young..."
George "Can we refuse to comment?"
Fred "In a way you just commented."
George "The next question is from Kaylee."
Fred "Good Save."
Kaylee "HI Remember Me your Sister's Best friend? Well um yeah Did you guys know you snore wicked loud and would you be willing to bring me and Ginny to Hogsmead if we cant talk your mom into letting us go?? (we might be able too) you think she'll lets us?"
Fred "Percy is the one who snores, we jynx him in his sleep."
George "And I bet Ginny will be able to talk mum into it."
Fred "If not we will do our best to get you there."
George "Now us sleep deprived souls are going to go get some much needed rest."
Fred "In the future please refrain from asking about couples, and pranks."
Fred "I just want to take this moment to thank you all for the questions."
George "Yes, keep it up!"
Fred "Our first question is from Wolf of light, ?userid=457287
Wolf of Light "To both: What would you suggest for pranking each of the below. Their names have been censored to be kind.
Whip obssesor (Filch)
Greasy haired slavedriver(snape)
Now insane (Umbridge)
George "Well anything that would enrage them is always effective. Stuff they can't fix easily."
Fred "Like in the case of the Now Insane, setting lose fireworks, and creating swamps are quite lovely methods."
George "For future pranking reference look for the upcoming fiction by Freakishly Human."
Fred "It will have all the information about the pranks you don't already know about!"
George "Our next question is from LaChupaCabre."
LaChupaCabre "choose better questions to answer.. the liking people and stuff questions are kinda dumb, Anyways, i gotta question:
Who would win a 100m race, a chicken with its legs tied together of a tortoise with an impediment charm on it?"
Fred "Well we are trying to answer all questions, though the romance stuff is getting a bit out of hand, we can't date all of you lovely ladies."
George "And we would be murdered if we tried to."
Fred "Anyway I think that the tortoise has a better chance, what do you think George?"
George "Well the chicken might be able to win if it were a downhill race, the chicken could just roll down the hill."
Fred "Good point, but let's keep this moving."
George "Yeah I have a feeling the next few days are going to leave us feeling very sleep deprived."
Fred "The next question is from Red Roses2."
Red Roses2 "(Is slightly feeling out of place since there are so many Fred and George lovers asking questions, and she's Sirius, Harry, and Ron crazy) I have a question for you guys, obviously. Have you ever pulled any pranks in the Muggle way? Like, on Percy or someone in your family? If you have, what was it? Did you get in trouble with Mrs. Weasley? I'd like to know so I can prank my little sister, but I'm not a witch, so it's a little harder for me. Especially since there aren't any joke shops near by. Oh, and does Ron really like Hermione in a romantic way? Or is he just being over- protective of his female best friend like he is with Ginny? Just wondering.
George "Wow, well we have pulled plenty of pranks, but many of our pranks tend to be magical."
Fred "We have pulled many pranks on Percy in particular, like sending him dragon dung."
George "You might try a prank like that through muggle post, like send your sister a letter saying she's accepted to Hogwarts."
Fred "Or a letter saying she's won some contest."
George "Have fun with it, and be creative."
Fred "As for the second half of the question, we are always in trouble with Mum, it is really hard to keep track of what for."
George "And we honestly don't know the relationship between Ron and Hermione, he does seem to like her quite a bit."
Fred "And we have another question from Red Rose2."
Red Rose2 "I forgot a question. Have you two ever considered playing matchmaker? (Smiles mischievously at the thought and chuckled) It would just be so funny."
George "We have never considered that."
Fred "I do not think we will."
George "We already have enough to do, but you can ask Percy if he will do it."
Fred "Though be prepared for very boring couples."
George "Next we have a statement to Fred from Lucia Lenore."
Lucia: FRED YOUR CHEATING ON ME!?!?!?!?!!? HOW DARE YOU! Your a-a-a-a-a A MEANIE! I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!
Fred "Awww want a twinkie?!"
George "I will let you work that one out, moving on we have a question from Teddybeardancer."
Teddybeardancer "OK i have 2 questions. Are U 2 ticklish and if u r where? And how come you never prank Bill or charlie in the books? OK maybe those were three questions. But answer them still!"
Fred "That is top secret, we will never tell!"
George "It isn't smart information to reveal to the general public."
Fred "And well, the books aren't about us."
George "We tried to talk J.K. into writing them as Fred and George and the Sorcerer's Stone, but she didn't go for it."
Fred "But as we said Freakishly Human will soon be publishing the pranks that you haven't read about in the books."
George "Our next question is from HermyGWeasley, ?userid=628052"
HermyGWeasley "My dear Prankster Princes, I was wondering if you knew how many Fred/Hermione and George/Hermione fics are out there (there are quite a lot). Does this information disturb or please you? Also, I was hoping maybe you would invent a toothpaste to turn teeth blue. It would be great if I could use it on my little brother. Thanks."
Fred "I am not interested in Hermione Granger romantically, nor will I ever be."
George "Yes this information is quite distressing, but not much we can do about it."
Fred "We made our speech, which tells of our feelings on the matter."
George "And yes to the second question, we could make toothpaste that turns teeth blue, or pink, or any color really."
Fred "We will let you know when it is complete."
George "Yes we will start on it almost immediately."
Fred "The next question is from Rock Angel, ?userid=102178"
Rock Angel "Ron and Hermione like each other, every one knows but them. They never stop arguing. What would you do to get them to admit to one another their feelings?"
George "Very good question, and I am afraid we don't know the answer."
Fred "Yes we can try and check on it and get back to you with the answer. No promises though."
George "Our next question comes from LadyBlack."
LadyBlack "Hey this is for George, okay...i kinda...have...fallen in love with you. and I was wonderin if your single and would like to umm maybe hang out? and now i'm done making a fool of myslef(blushing horribly) uh...bye"
George "That sounds wonderful, is tomorrow night good?"
Fred "Oi George, well suit yourself, but don't accept too many dates!"
George "Moving on we have a question from Witch-In-Training."
Witch-In-Training "hey, can you get Ron to go out with me sometime? if not, does any of you want to go out for milkshake with me?"
Fred "We will check with Ron, what sort of milkshakes?"
George "Yeah what sort?"
Fred "Here is a question from Ashley."
Ashley "Hey george remember the night before you left you spent it with a 4th year student named Ashley? Well i didn' know how to tell you this but im Pregnant, and i KNOW its yours... :( Im to young..."
George "Can we refuse to comment?"
Fred "In a way you just commented."
George "The next question is from Kaylee."
Fred "Good Save."
Kaylee "HI Remember Me your Sister's Best friend? Well um yeah Did you guys know you snore wicked loud and would you be willing to bring me and Ginny to Hogsmead if we cant talk your mom into letting us go?? (we might be able too) you think she'll lets us?"
Fred "Percy is the one who snores, we jynx him in his sleep."
George "And I bet Ginny will be able to talk mum into it."
Fred "If not we will do our best to get you there."
George "Now us sleep deprived souls are going to go get some much needed rest."
Fred "In the future please refrain from asking about couples, and pranks."