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novels.
Fred "Well we are back; we have slept and are ready to tackle more questions."
George "Unless of course they have to do with romances."
Fred "Yes, this is the very last time we will answer any questions that have anything to do with romance."
George "The pranking questions we have decided we would continue to allow."
Fred "It is after all our area of expertise."
George "Now to the questions."
Fred "And here is one now, from LadyBlackofAzkaban, ?userid=435812
LadyBlackofAzkaban "I have another question but its for Fred, My friend Tracy wants to know if Fred will go out with her. She apparantly wants to "Take him off the market for good! If you know what I mean winking and smirking"
(If I were you i'd watch out for her mental that one)
Your friend, Lady Black oo and George tomorrow nights great!gives George a kiss on the cheek Where ever shall we go?"
George "Well I love prank stores myself."
Fred "Well I sadly cannot accept any dates, I think at this point I have accepted more than what is wise for any guy to accept, especially at once."
George "Now we have a question from someone who isn't asking us out, in fact we may have to give Harry her address, her name is HarryPotterObsessed."
HarryPotterObsessed "Fred and George, I know you said to refrain from pranks and couple questions, but it's hard to, not that I'm gonna bother with couples questions...it's not like you two are romantically stable at the moment(Fred, I didn't know you were married)...right, would you two consider selling your merchandise in a muggle store? Even a practically harmless one?"
Fred "Thank you for sparing us the couples question, and yes we would put our stuff in a muggle store."
George "Of course, muggle pranksters everywhere should benefit from our high quality pranks."
Fred "The next question comes from LadyFredngeorge."
George "A lovely name."
Ladyfredngeorge "first off you did prank bill when you put dung beetles in his soup & the sneakoscope went off and my (?) is what is the name of freaks new fic even though I do have her on my author alert it's still good to know? bye the way I love you both hence the name"
Fred "Yes I had quite forgotten about that."
George "It really is hard to keep track."
Fred "I do believe FreakishlyHuman will be posting the prank fic under the name of The Prank Files."
George "It is currently a work in progress."
Fred "Should be out soon though."
George "The next question is from Rock Angel, ?userid=102178
Rock Angel "A fight between a vampire and a caveman who would win, and why?"
Fred "Well is it day or night?"
George "Does the cavemen have garlic? Or sharp fragments of wood?"
Fred "A cavemen has brute strength, but Vampires are undead."
George "I don't think we have enough information to go on."
Fred "We can ask Lupin and get back to you."
George "Or we can just say the Vampire would win and not explain why."
Fred "That works, and we have another question from Akira-Asakura-47, ?userid=533211
Akira-Asakura-47 "Laughs hysterically This is quite interesting... But the poor guys, they're being sleep deprived, and George is being accused of getting a girl pregnant... I wonder how Mrs. Weasley would think of this... That will be quite a scary situation... Pats Plushies designed to look like Fred&George Poor, poor boys, well that's what you get for having dated too many girls... Oh well, bye-bye, and um... I hope you guys survive the next few chapters! "
Fred "Well George hasn't dated that many girls honestly."
George "Nor do I sleep with random girls."
Fred "Yes George really isn't the type too, nor would he deny it if it were true."
George "I may be a prankster, but some things just shouldn't be joked about."
Fred "Seriously."
George "The next question is from Kaylee."
Kaylee "Dear Fred, and George, Me and Ginny got to go, but guess what we know how you got your money... we heard ROn and HArry talking about it. Can you please take that spell off of Percy before I have to hex you myself. And me and Ginny saw a store that you guys could use to open your shop If your interested let us know. And guess what GInny has a BOYFRIEND! "Dont tell them that Kay! hi Fred,George...my two big brothers"
Fred "Well we hope you were productive while you were there."
George "What spell?"
Fred "We wouldn't hex Percy!"
George "He is our most favorite brother!"
Fred "Hmmm as interested as I am in knowing who Ginny is dating we have banned romance as a general topic, so I will not ask."
George "The next question will be ignored."
Ashley "Actually its your or Draco Malfoy's but if you dont want it I can kill it is that what you want?"
Fred "Kiara has a question."
Kiara "Hey Guys! Guess what I am your niece! I am your brother Bills daughter Im not kidding. He just found out not to long ago when my mother gave me to him because she was real sick, I am 8 years old and you can call me Kia. I was wondering do you think I can hang out with you guys, and meet everyone else? Or will they hate me? My dad said you two would probably understand the best. Write back Kia"
George "You can hang out with us."
Fred "It's always wonderful to have another person we can lead down the path of pranksters."
George "And no one will hate you, Mum will probably adore you."
Fred "Come over sometime for tea."
George "Our final question for tonight is from ChocolateBubbles, ?userid=536364
ChocolateBubbles "Hi! Um...I was just wondering...Aren't Fred-n-George just 16? Cuz in the 5th book they're in 6th year. Cuz they wanted to not go back for 7th but said Mrs. Weasley would kill them."
Fred "No we were in our seventh year during book five."
George "Yes, during the summer we thought about not going back for our seventh year because we already had the money we needed for our shop."
Fred "And we are in fact seventeen."
George "Keep the questions coming, but remember romance questions will now be ignored."
Fred "Well we are back; we have slept and are ready to tackle more questions."
George "Unless of course they have to do with romances."
Fred "Yes, this is the very last time we will answer any questions that have anything to do with romance."
George "The pranking questions we have decided we would continue to allow."
Fred "It is after all our area of expertise."
George "Now to the questions."
Fred "And here is one now, from LadyBlackofAzkaban, ?userid=435812
LadyBlackofAzkaban "I have another question but its for Fred, My friend Tracy wants to know if Fred will go out with her. She apparantly wants to "Take him off the market for good! If you know what I mean winking and smirking"
(If I were you i'd watch out for her mental that one)
Your friend, Lady Black oo and George tomorrow nights great!gives George a kiss on the cheek Where ever shall we go?"
George "Well I love prank stores myself."
Fred "Well I sadly cannot accept any dates, I think at this point I have accepted more than what is wise for any guy to accept, especially at once."
George "Now we have a question from someone who isn't asking us out, in fact we may have to give Harry her address, her name is HarryPotterObsessed."
HarryPotterObsessed "Fred and George, I know you said to refrain from pranks and couple questions, but it's hard to, not that I'm gonna bother with couples questions...it's not like you two are romantically stable at the moment(Fred, I didn't know you were married)...right, would you two consider selling your merchandise in a muggle store? Even a practically harmless one?"
Fred "Thank you for sparing us the couples question, and yes we would put our stuff in a muggle store."
George "Of course, muggle pranksters everywhere should benefit from our high quality pranks."
Fred "The next question comes from LadyFredngeorge."
George "A lovely name."
Ladyfredngeorge "first off you did prank bill when you put dung beetles in his soup & the sneakoscope went off and my (?) is what is the name of freaks new fic even though I do have her on my author alert it's still good to know? bye the way I love you both hence the name"
Fred "Yes I had quite forgotten about that."
George "It really is hard to keep track."
Fred "I do believe FreakishlyHuman will be posting the prank fic under the name of The Prank Files."
George "It is currently a work in progress."
Fred "Should be out soon though."
George "The next question is from Rock Angel, ?userid=102178
Rock Angel "A fight between a vampire and a caveman who would win, and why?"
Fred "Well is it day or night?"
George "Does the cavemen have garlic? Or sharp fragments of wood?"
Fred "A cavemen has brute strength, but Vampires are undead."
George "I don't think we have enough information to go on."
Fred "We can ask Lupin and get back to you."
George "Or we can just say the Vampire would win and not explain why."
Fred "That works, and we have another question from Akira-Asakura-47, ?userid=533211
Akira-Asakura-47 "Laughs hysterically This is quite interesting... But the poor guys, they're being sleep deprived, and George is being accused of getting a girl pregnant... I wonder how Mrs. Weasley would think of this... That will be quite a scary situation... Pats Plushies designed to look like Fred&George Poor, poor boys, well that's what you get for having dated too many girls... Oh well, bye-bye, and um... I hope you guys survive the next few chapters! "
Fred "Well George hasn't dated that many girls honestly."
George "Nor do I sleep with random girls."
Fred "Yes George really isn't the type too, nor would he deny it if it were true."
George "I may be a prankster, but some things just shouldn't be joked about."
Fred "Seriously."
George "The next question is from Kaylee."
Kaylee "Dear Fred, and George, Me and Ginny got to go, but guess what we know how you got your money... we heard ROn and HArry talking about it. Can you please take that spell off of Percy before I have to hex you myself. And me and Ginny saw a store that you guys could use to open your shop If your interested let us know. And guess what GInny has a BOYFRIEND! "Dont tell them that Kay! hi Fred,George...my two big brothers"
Fred "Well we hope you were productive while you were there."
George "What spell?"
Fred "We wouldn't hex Percy!"
George "He is our most favorite brother!"
Fred "Hmmm as interested as I am in knowing who Ginny is dating we have banned romance as a general topic, so I will not ask."
George "The next question will be ignored."
Ashley "Actually its your or Draco Malfoy's but if you dont want it I can kill it is that what you want?"
Fred "Kiara has a question."
Kiara "Hey Guys! Guess what I am your niece! I am your brother Bills daughter Im not kidding. He just found out not to long ago when my mother gave me to him because she was real sick, I am 8 years old and you can call me Kia. I was wondering do you think I can hang out with you guys, and meet everyone else? Or will they hate me? My dad said you two would probably understand the best. Write back Kia"
George "You can hang out with us."
Fred "It's always wonderful to have another person we can lead down the path of pranksters."
George "And no one will hate you, Mum will probably adore you."
Fred "Come over sometime for tea."
George "Our final question for tonight is from ChocolateBubbles, ?userid=536364
ChocolateBubbles "Hi! Um...I was just wondering...Aren't Fred-n-George just 16? Cuz in the 5th book they're in 6th year. Cuz they wanted to not go back for 7th but said Mrs. Weasley would kill them."
Fred "No we were in our seventh year during book five."
George "Yes, during the summer we thought about not going back for our seventh year because we already had the money we needed for our shop."
Fred "And we are in fact seventeen."
George "Keep the questions coming, but remember romance questions will now be ignored."