Disclaimer: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, they are borrowed though.
I still don't own anything.
George "We are back to answer more questions."
Fred "And we both have hot dates, so we will get right to it."
George "The first question is from ladyfredandgeorge."
Ladyfredngeorge "Alright guys spill it, cough it up, give us the skinny. who thw heck is...Drumroll please...The Half Blood Prince? We know you know, come on we won't tell."
Fred "Isn't it obvious? The Half Blood Prince is Nearly Headless Nick."
George "What a silly question, but Fred is quite right."
Fred "The next question is from Misteria Evans, ?userid=627669
Misteria Evans "Are you supposed to submit your questions here?? Ok well I'm doing it anways. Do you guys ever plan on going back to school? I mean, Umbridge basically went psycho, so why not?"
Fred "As we say in book five we have quite outgrown formal education."
George "We do not intend on going back."
Fred "Plus we have already opened our shop on Diagon Alley."
George "The next question is from Naphatarie, ?userid=554039
Naphatarie "hi gread and forge heres my Question if you were a yu-gi-ho guy wich one would you be ?"
Fred "What is a yu-gi-ho?"
George "Good question."
Fred "Speaking of questions, Kaylee and Ginny have some."
Kaylee and Ginny "Fred, and George, Yeah right percy is your favorite brother! Take that spell off him before I tell Mum no one near him can sleep at night! Going out BYE!" Ginny
"Fred and George, See! and we were productive, we bought... well you'll find out :):) Me and ginny are better at pranks then you cuz were cute and we get out of the trouble so hahahahahaha Jk but please take that spell off him or im hexing you" Kaylee
George "Ask us nicely, and we will consider it."
Fred "And just because you aren't caught doesn't mean you are better at pranking."
George "You young ones have a lot to learn."
Fred "We now have a question from Kia."
Kia "Hey Uncles! lol Thanks! you sure cuz i heard she was mean... (your mum) Dad said i can go but I have to wait till he tells everyone else which wont be till im 25 probably. I want to know everything you've done to people, and can you teach me? I have a lot of pay back... Luv Ya" Kia
Fred "She is only ever mean if we provoke her."
George "Which we do often I might add."
Fred "She wouldn't be mean to you."
George "Just read the Prank Files once FreakishlyHuman finishes them, and you will learn a lot."
Fred "Our next question is from Red Roses2
Red Roses2 "Can't you guys owl me a list of prank suggestions? And places where a Muggle like myself can find them? And mailing things to your own house is kind of hard the Muggle way, but I'll give it a shot. Giggles at remembering that you guys owled Percy dragon dung I just might to something similar of that to this friend of my sister's that I REALLY don't like. So you know, you guys are geniuses.
George "As we said above, just read the Prank Files once they are finished, that will give you all the ideas you need."
Fred "We aren't all that familiar with muggle prank shops."
George "But try an internet search."
Fred "I don't know if we are quite up to genius level, but I suppose that's close enough."
George "And now a long winded accusation from our git of an older brother, Percy."
Percy Weasley, Junior Assistant to the Minister of Magic "You two immature delinquents! If I had my way you wouldn't be allowed near the publi.... I'll make this quick. I want to spend as little time conversing with two criminals as possible: Where is Hermes? I sent him out four days ago with an important letter from the Minister of Magic himself. The Minister had expected a response two days ago, which he has yet to receive. My conclusion is that you two whelps have interfered in the delivery. It is very important that the Minister receives his messages! I'm giving you two days to return that letter with Hermes...no other owl will do. If you do, I'll have the hit wizards go easy on you two, but if you do not, I assure you that you will wish you had by the time the Ministry is through with you!!
Fred "We haven't seen Hermes."
George "Ya know I think long winded may have been an understatement."
Fred "Yeah, I think his cauldron bottom report was better."
George "How do you know?"
Fred "It caught on fire faster."
George "Moving on to Elizabeth Aiken, ?userid=557917
Elizabeth Aiken "Ok Fred and George...uh oh yeah, I have two questions...1. If you were stranded on a desert island and can only have three of your inventions what would they be? 2. Out of your whole family who is the easiest to prank and how? wait wait there is one more That whole "sunshine dasies blah blah" where did you come up with that?!?! I think its bloody brilliant!! Signed an ever adoring fan" Elizabeth Aiken
Fred "Hmmm I don't know if I could pick just three."
George "As long as we had our wands..."
Fred "Yes they would be useful to have, then we could just summon everything else we need."
George "Percy is easy to prank, not to mention amusing."
Fred "Ron used to be quite gullible though."
George "On that note we just randomly put some words together, and Ron fell for it."
Fred "Now we have a question from Ashley Lauren Potter."
Ashley Lauren Potter "Fred and George, have you guys ever pulled a prank on Ron and Harry? If you have, what was it?"
George "Well we have pulled plenty on Ron, though we have yet to pull something good on Harry."
Fred "We will keep you posted on that."
George "Next question is from avejofobico, ?userid=582764
Avejofobico "WHAT DO YOU THINK?? SHOULD I START MY OWN NUDIST COLONY??, THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU'RE YOUR OWN BOSS AND YOU CAN HANG OUT NAKED"
Fred "That is an interesting outlook on it."
George "Yes by all means, start your nudist colony."
Fred "Our final question is from, LadyBlackofAzkaban, ?userid=435812
LadyBlackofAzkaban "Hey there guys, My question is for the both of you,I need a really good prank to pull on an old enemy but you have to think muggle wise, since magic is forbidden out side of skool. Thankx Lots of Love" -Lady Black-
Fred "Well we don't know much about muggle pranking methods."
George "Sorry we couldn't be of much assistance, though we are going to research this subject further."
Fred "We also regret to announce that the questions will have to be put on hold for a while."
George "We are now devoting our time to giving FreakishlyHuman details of the pranks you don't know about, so that she can get the first chapter of The Prank Files written."
Fred "Thank you all for submitting your questions."
George "We will let everyone know when we can answer some more."
George "We are back to answer more questions."
Fred "And we both have hot dates, so we will get right to it."
George "The first question is from ladyfredandgeorge."
Ladyfredngeorge "Alright guys spill it, cough it up, give us the skinny. who thw heck is...Drumroll please...The Half Blood Prince? We know you know, come on we won't tell."
Fred "Isn't it obvious? The Half Blood Prince is Nearly Headless Nick."
George "What a silly question, but Fred is quite right."
Fred "The next question is from Misteria Evans, ?userid=627669
Misteria Evans "Are you supposed to submit your questions here?? Ok well I'm doing it anways. Do you guys ever plan on going back to school? I mean, Umbridge basically went psycho, so why not?"
Fred "As we say in book five we have quite outgrown formal education."
George "We do not intend on going back."
Fred "Plus we have already opened our shop on Diagon Alley."
George "The next question is from Naphatarie, ?userid=554039
Naphatarie "hi gread and forge heres my Question if you were a yu-gi-ho guy wich one would you be ?"
Fred "What is a yu-gi-ho?"
George "Good question."
Fred "Speaking of questions, Kaylee and Ginny have some."
Kaylee and Ginny "Fred, and George, Yeah right percy is your favorite brother! Take that spell off him before I tell Mum no one near him can sleep at night! Going out BYE!" Ginny
"Fred and George, See! and we were productive, we bought... well you'll find out :):) Me and ginny are better at pranks then you cuz were cute and we get out of the trouble so hahahahahaha Jk but please take that spell off him or im hexing you" Kaylee
George "Ask us nicely, and we will consider it."
Fred "And just because you aren't caught doesn't mean you are better at pranking."
George "You young ones have a lot to learn."
Fred "We now have a question from Kia."
Kia "Hey Uncles! lol Thanks! you sure cuz i heard she was mean... (your mum) Dad said i can go but I have to wait till he tells everyone else which wont be till im 25 probably. I want to know everything you've done to people, and can you teach me? I have a lot of pay back... Luv Ya" Kia
Fred "She is only ever mean if we provoke her."
George "Which we do often I might add."
Fred "She wouldn't be mean to you."
George "Just read the Prank Files once FreakishlyHuman finishes them, and you will learn a lot."
Fred "Our next question is from Red Roses2
Red Roses2 "Can't you guys owl me a list of prank suggestions? And places where a Muggle like myself can find them? And mailing things to your own house is kind of hard the Muggle way, but I'll give it a shot. Giggles at remembering that you guys owled Percy dragon dung I just might to something similar of that to this friend of my sister's that I REALLY don't like. So you know, you guys are geniuses.
George "As we said above, just read the Prank Files once they are finished, that will give you all the ideas you need."
Fred "We aren't all that familiar with muggle prank shops."
George "But try an internet search."
Fred "I don't know if we are quite up to genius level, but I suppose that's close enough."
George "And now a long winded accusation from our git of an older brother, Percy."
Percy Weasley, Junior Assistant to the Minister of Magic "You two immature delinquents! If I had my way you wouldn't be allowed near the publi.... I'll make this quick. I want to spend as little time conversing with two criminals as possible: Where is Hermes? I sent him out four days ago with an important letter from the Minister of Magic himself. The Minister had expected a response two days ago, which he has yet to receive. My conclusion is that you two whelps have interfered in the delivery. It is very important that the Minister receives his messages! I'm giving you two days to return that letter with Hermes...no other owl will do. If you do, I'll have the hit wizards go easy on you two, but if you do not, I assure you that you will wish you had by the time the Ministry is through with you!!
Fred "We haven't seen Hermes."
George "Ya know I think long winded may have been an understatement."
Fred "Yeah, I think his cauldron bottom report was better."
George "How do you know?"
Fred "It caught on fire faster."
George "Moving on to Elizabeth Aiken, ?userid=557917
Elizabeth Aiken "Ok Fred and George...uh oh yeah, I have two questions...1. If you were stranded on a desert island and can only have three of your inventions what would they be? 2. Out of your whole family who is the easiest to prank and how? wait wait there is one more That whole "sunshine dasies blah blah" where did you come up with that?!?! I think its bloody brilliant!! Signed an ever adoring fan" Elizabeth Aiken
Fred "Hmmm I don't know if I could pick just three."
George "As long as we had our wands..."
Fred "Yes they would be useful to have, then we could just summon everything else we need."
George "Percy is easy to prank, not to mention amusing."
Fred "Ron used to be quite gullible though."
George "On that note we just randomly put some words together, and Ron fell for it."
Fred "Now we have a question from Ashley Lauren Potter."
Ashley Lauren Potter "Fred and George, have you guys ever pulled a prank on Ron and Harry? If you have, what was it?"
George "Well we have pulled plenty on Ron, though we have yet to pull something good on Harry."
Fred "We will keep you posted on that."
George "Next question is from avejofobico, ?userid=582764
Avejofobico "WHAT DO YOU THINK?? SHOULD I START MY OWN NUDIST COLONY??, THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU'RE YOUR OWN BOSS AND YOU CAN HANG OUT NAKED"
Fred "That is an interesting outlook on it."
George "Yes by all means, start your nudist colony."
Fred "Our final question is from, LadyBlackofAzkaban, ?userid=435812
LadyBlackofAzkaban "Hey there guys, My question is for the both of you,I need a really good prank to pull on an old enemy but you have to think muggle wise, since magic is forbidden out side of skool. Thankx Lots of Love" -Lady Black-
Fred "Well we don't know much about muggle pranking methods."
George "Sorry we couldn't be of much assistance, though we are going to research this subject further."
Fred "We also regret to announce that the questions will have to be put on hold for a while."
George "We are now devoting our time to giving FreakishlyHuman details of the pranks you don't know about, so that she can get the first chapter of The Prank Files written."
Fred "Thank you all for submitting your questions."
George "We will let everyone know when we can answer some more."