Disclaimer: All I own is lint. I don't own Harry Potter, just lint. That
makes me so sad.
Fred "Well since no one really listened and continued asking questions we have decided to answer them."
George "Next time we say we're on a break please believe us."
Fred "Or we won't answer any of your questions."
George "Now moving on to the fun stuff, the first question is from Kaylee."
Kaylee "Fred and George,You might want to be careful on your dates tonight... Lol We have sone things planned. And Ginny wants to know is it true you have a niece
Fred "It would seem so."
George "But this isn't an ask Bill column now is it?"
Fred "Moving on to a question from Kia, though it is more of a statement."
George "In the future try and stick to questions only."
Kia "Uncles, ok I was just worried. But you guys seem cool. Dad told me alot about you guys and how Ron is friends with Harry Potter thats so cool! I also heard how you guys left school thats cool I wish I could. I want to be just like you two. We might be coming to be visit. Dad is nervous tho. Bye Luv Ya"
Fred "Well even if it isn't a question, she's got her priorities straight."
George "We would be so proud if you turned out like us."
Fred "We encourage everyone to follow in our footsteps."
George "Now we have a question from gashlycrumb-tinie, ?userid=420219
gashlycrumb-tinie "Hi! ::waves:: Please excuse my hyper, addness. Well I have a question. I swear it has nothing to do with romance or pranks. Do you guys ever listen to music? If so, what type? I know you guys don't listen to muggle music, so what do you listen to? I just made a batch of cookies. Would you like one, or ::cough:: two?"
Fred "Well at home we listen to the wizard radio when mum is playing it."
George "On our own time we never really listen to much though."
Fred "Moving on, our next question is from Lemming of the B.D.A."
Lemming of the B.D.A. "HELLO ALL! NOW YOU EVEN THOUGH MY NAME UP TOP IS LEMMING OF THE B.D.A., YOU HOTTIES CAN CALL ME LEMM. NOW DON'T THINK I'M HITTING ON YOU OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, I JUST THINK YOU'RE HOT. ANYWAY, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS... 1.) I'VE ALWAYS HAD THE EMPRESSION THAT WITH A SET OF BOY TWINS ONE SEEMS MESSED UP AND ONE IS PRETTY COOL, OR TOTALLY HOT! TELL ME WHICH ONE OF YOU DUDES IS THE MESSED UP ONE AND WHICH ONE IS THE AWSOME ONE? 2.) NOT TO GET ON THE SUBJECT OF "ROMANCE",(EW, JUST KIDDING), I SAW GINNY SNOGGING WITH WOOD AND EVEN GETINNG TO THIRD BASE, ( if you know what I mean). HOW DO YOU CHAPS FEEL ABOUT THAT? Bye now! keep your teeth clean!Luv ya."
Fred "Well, we think we are both awesome."
George "And somehow Percy got messed up."
Fred "And you're next question has to do with romance, so we will not be answering it."
George "Instead we will answer HermyGWeasley's ?userid=628052) question."
HermyGWeasley "How long can you hold your breath?"
Fred "Approximately 45 seconds for me."
George "I think I have the same time."
Fred "That means even our lungs are identical."
George "Our next question is from Akira-Asakura-47, ?userid=533211
Akira-Asakura-47 "Yes yes, I know you aren't answering questions for a while... But none the less,I have a question I really need to get straight or else my story will never come out... I thought your shop was in Hogsmeade near the Shreiking Shack, isn't it? I could've sworn it was... Please, I need to know... Soon if possible...Thanks... Oh and last time I sent in a review, it wasn't actually a question,just a review to the story itself... Oh well, too late for that... Bye-bye!"
Fred "Seriously, our shop is on Diagon Alley."
George "The following is quoted from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
career advice page 675
"If anyone fancies buying a portable swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"
Fred "There you have it; our shop is on Diagon Alley."
George "Next we have an answer to one of the questions we asked about a question that we had asked."
Naphatarie ?userid=554039) "its a muggle anime"
Fred "This was the question that asked us what yu-gi-oh guy we would be."
George "Our source, FreakishlyHuman, has informed us that a muggle anime is something that muggles watch on the television."
Fred "We are not muggles so therefore we do not know what yu-gi-oh character we would be."
George "Now i-love-cow-tipping, ?userid=578166, would like to ask a question."
i-love-cow-tipping "George, what is your shoe size? And Fred, can you put both legs behind your head while eating chicken. I would really like a mental image of that."
George "My shoe size is twelve."
Fred "Well I can't say I have ever tried the first part, but I have eaten chicken."
George "Now we have a statement from teddybeardancer."
Teddybeardancer "Answer my previous question or else I will personally wring your necks if I don't set a mad Mrs.Weasely on you first. Mwahahahahaha! (cough, cough) U will pay! (Chokes and dies)"
Fred "The spots we are ticklish in are strictly confidential."
George "And there are only so many ways mum could kill us."
Fred "And we have another statement from Ginny."
Ginny "Please take the spell off I will do anything. Or Mum will find out about your sack of money"
George "If we take the spell of Percy we will put it on you or Ron instead."
Fred "And Mum will kill Harry, cause he is the one who gave us the money."
George "Those are all the questions for now."
Fred "Updates will continue to be slow."
George "Also we want to add that the purpose of this isn't to have regular conversations with us."
Fred "So keeping to questions only would be good."
George "We will start ignoring any statements if we have to."
Fred "One more thing, try to keep the questions as closely related to the books as possible."
George "We love other characters and all, but we can't exactly answer questions related to them."
Fred "Yes and try and refrain from asking us questions that should be directed at different characters from the books."
George "This is for asking us questions about, well, us."
Fred "If you ask FreakishlyHuman nicely maybe she will set up something with other characters."
George "Though she really doesn't get enough sleep as it is."
Fred "Bye everyone."
Fred "Well since no one really listened and continued asking questions we have decided to answer them."
George "Next time we say we're on a break please believe us."
Fred "Or we won't answer any of your questions."
George "Now moving on to the fun stuff, the first question is from Kaylee."
Kaylee "Fred and George,You might want to be careful on your dates tonight... Lol We have sone things planned. And Ginny wants to know is it true you have a niece
Fred "It would seem so."
George "But this isn't an ask Bill column now is it?"
Fred "Moving on to a question from Kia, though it is more of a statement."
George "In the future try and stick to questions only."
Kia "Uncles, ok I was just worried. But you guys seem cool. Dad told me alot about you guys and how Ron is friends with Harry Potter thats so cool! I also heard how you guys left school thats cool I wish I could. I want to be just like you two. We might be coming to be visit. Dad is nervous tho. Bye Luv Ya"
Fred "Well even if it isn't a question, she's got her priorities straight."
George "We would be so proud if you turned out like us."
Fred "We encourage everyone to follow in our footsteps."
George "Now we have a question from gashlycrumb-tinie, ?userid=420219
gashlycrumb-tinie "Hi! ::waves:: Please excuse my hyper, addness. Well I have a question. I swear it has nothing to do with romance or pranks. Do you guys ever listen to music? If so, what type? I know you guys don't listen to muggle music, so what do you listen to? I just made a batch of cookies. Would you like one, or ::cough:: two?"
Fred "Well at home we listen to the wizard radio when mum is playing it."
George "On our own time we never really listen to much though."
Fred "Moving on, our next question is from Lemming of the B.D.A."
Lemming of the B.D.A. "HELLO ALL! NOW YOU EVEN THOUGH MY NAME UP TOP IS LEMMING OF THE B.D.A., YOU HOTTIES CAN CALL ME LEMM. NOW DON'T THINK I'M HITTING ON YOU OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, I JUST THINK YOU'RE HOT. ANYWAY, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS... 1.) I'VE ALWAYS HAD THE EMPRESSION THAT WITH A SET OF BOY TWINS ONE SEEMS MESSED UP AND ONE IS PRETTY COOL, OR TOTALLY HOT! TELL ME WHICH ONE OF YOU DUDES IS THE MESSED UP ONE AND WHICH ONE IS THE AWSOME ONE? 2.) NOT TO GET ON THE SUBJECT OF "ROMANCE",(EW, JUST KIDDING), I SAW GINNY SNOGGING WITH WOOD AND EVEN GETINNG TO THIRD BASE, ( if you know what I mean). HOW DO YOU CHAPS FEEL ABOUT THAT? Bye now! keep your teeth clean!Luv ya."
Fred "Well, we think we are both awesome."
George "And somehow Percy got messed up."
Fred "And you're next question has to do with romance, so we will not be answering it."
George "Instead we will answer HermyGWeasley's ?userid=628052) question."
HermyGWeasley "How long can you hold your breath?"
Fred "Approximately 45 seconds for me."
George "I think I have the same time."
Fred "That means even our lungs are identical."
George "Our next question is from Akira-Asakura-47, ?userid=533211
Akira-Asakura-47 "Yes yes, I know you aren't answering questions for a while... But none the less,I have a question I really need to get straight or else my story will never come out... I thought your shop was in Hogsmeade near the Shreiking Shack, isn't it? I could've sworn it was... Please, I need to know... Soon if possible...Thanks... Oh and last time I sent in a review, it wasn't actually a question,just a review to the story itself... Oh well, too late for that... Bye-bye!"
Fred "Seriously, our shop is on Diagon Alley."
George "The following is quoted from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
career advice page 675
"If anyone fancies buying a portable swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"
Fred "There you have it; our shop is on Diagon Alley."
George "Next we have an answer to one of the questions we asked about a question that we had asked."
Naphatarie ?userid=554039) "its a muggle anime"
Fred "This was the question that asked us what yu-gi-oh guy we would be."
George "Our source, FreakishlyHuman, has informed us that a muggle anime is something that muggles watch on the television."
Fred "We are not muggles so therefore we do not know what yu-gi-oh character we would be."
George "Now i-love-cow-tipping, ?userid=578166, would like to ask a question."
i-love-cow-tipping "George, what is your shoe size? And Fred, can you put both legs behind your head while eating chicken. I would really like a mental image of that."
George "My shoe size is twelve."
Fred "Well I can't say I have ever tried the first part, but I have eaten chicken."
George "Now we have a statement from teddybeardancer."
Teddybeardancer "Answer my previous question or else I will personally wring your necks if I don't set a mad Mrs.Weasely on you first. Mwahahahahaha! (cough, cough) U will pay! (Chokes and dies)"
Fred "The spots we are ticklish in are strictly confidential."
George "And there are only so many ways mum could kill us."
Fred "And we have another statement from Ginny."
Ginny "Please take the spell off I will do anything. Or Mum will find out about your sack of money"
George "If we take the spell of Percy we will put it on you or Ron instead."
Fred "And Mum will kill Harry, cause he is the one who gave us the money."
George "Those are all the questions for now."
Fred "Updates will continue to be slow."
George "Also we want to add that the purpose of this isn't to have regular conversations with us."
Fred "So keeping to questions only would be good."
George "We will start ignoring any statements if we have to."
Fred "One more thing, try to keep the questions as closely related to the books as possible."
George "We love other characters and all, but we can't exactly answer questions related to them."
Fred "Yes and try and refrain from asking us questions that should be directed at different characters from the books."
George "This is for asking us questions about, well, us."
Fred "If you ask FreakishlyHuman nicely maybe she will set up something with other characters."
George "Though she really doesn't get enough sleep as it is."
Fred "Bye everyone."