Okay I will now post the next chapter. This chapter is full of humor so
prepare to laugh. And about the sad ending, I might just change it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Harry Potter. Kai Emily and some others are the only ones I own. Oh and I own the plot too.
----------------- (After Transfiguration, and it is lunch time.)
The Rekai Tanteis were walking with Harry to lunch. They had just finished Potion, charms, and transfiguration.
Kuwabara, Hiei and Kai had all blanked out during their classes. The three barely knows how to levitate an object. But they didn't really care anyway.
On their way to the great hall the guys noticed that there were adults standing around all over the place. All of them seem to wearing some kind of badge in the shape of a phoenix.
(It's Lockhart's team in case you're wondering.)
One of them walked past our team and Kai accidentally let his mouth slipped. "Hi Nelson," greeted Kai by accidental.
Nelson stopped in his tracks and turned around to face Kai.
"How did you know my name?" asked Nelson suspiciously.
Kai was sweating immensely trying to come up with an answer.
"Um your badge," said Kai pointing to Nelson's badge.
"Oh, well carry on," said Nelson and he turned around to continue. But then he realized that his name wasn't anywhere on his badge. Nelson turned around and the students were gone.
------------------- (The great Hall.)
Everyone was now seated and were waiting for their meal. In the mean time they all shared a conversation with their close ones.
"So Ron," started Hermione, "I heard that you guys are short on a beater, what are you gonna do?"
(I don't know who were the replacements, so just pretend one of them just quit. I didn't read fifth book.
"Oh about that, we are going to hold a tryout tomorrow," replied Ron.
"But you have no field," said Hermione.
"There's still the sky Hermione. We're just looking for a beater."
"Oh," sighed Hermione, who was outwitted for the second time that day.
--------------- ( The Rekai Tanteis.)
"So what did you guys think about the classes?" asked Yusuke.
"Yeah yeah, it was fine,"
"Whatever,"
"Uh-huh," (Try and guess who said that.)
"I thought it was pretty cool, I mean turning a bird into a water goblet?" started Yusuke, "That's quite a lesson."
"..............................."
"..............................."
"..............................."
"..............................."
"Who the hell are you?" asked a wide eyed Kuwabara.
"*glares*"
"Imposter!!!!!!!!" yelled Kai as he, Kuwabara and Hiei lunged at Yusuke. The four wrestled around until they were finally able to apprehend Yusuke while the whole school was watching.
Kurama was very red from embarrassment.
"Let go of him," shouted Kurama in embarrassment.
(I'm going to switch into a new quote.)
Kai: Who are you?
Yusuke: Yuke, I mean Yusuke.
Kai: Aha! You couldn't even say your name right. Imposter!!!!!!
Yusuke: Shut up I am Yusuke!
Kai: Then say you like school.
Yusuke: I like school.
Kai: Aha! The real Yusuke would never say that.
Yusuke: Argh! You are really pissing me off Kai.
Kai: Again you have proven you are an imposter. Everybody calls me Kaito not Kai.
Yusuke: *Breathing in and out like a bull.*
Kai: if you really are Yusuke then show us the rei-gun.
Yusuke: I can't!
Kai: That's because you're an imposter.
Yusuke: I can I just don't wanna.
Kai: That's because you can't.
Yusuke: You're not leaving me with a lot of options here.
Kai: Good.
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Suddenly Talon flew down from the sky and started attacking Yusuke.
"Ow, Ow , get your bird away from me," shrieked Yusuke in horror.
"Never mind, you are Yusuke," Talon then flew back to its master's shoulder.
"Gee how'd you figure that out?" asked Yusuke sarcastically.
"Talon has a scent on you like a hound. No imposter will be able to fool him," said Kai grinning.
"-_-"
------------------- (The Slytherine table)
"Look at them, they're idiots," mocked Malfoy to his goons.
----------------- (Back to the Gryffindor table)
"Well that was some show you guys put on," applauded Emily and Ginny simultaneously.
"Uh, yeah, show." Replied Kai nervously.
Kurama is asked by another girl out, again he denied. The guys understood why, Kurama wasn't interested in anyone yet and wasn't going to until he had inherit his father's company. But Kai on the other hand was a different story. The three guys were expecting him to start dating any time now.
(Note: they don't know about his past.)
Kai then walked over and sat next to Harry.
"Hey Harry," started Kai.
"Yes?"
"Um, what's this I hear about Quidditch? I'm kind of interested." Kai lied with a gloomy face.
"Well Quidditch is like soccer. But instead it's played in the air," explained Harry. After Harry had mentioned the air Kai's eye lit up.
"It's played on the air? Hmm,"
"Blah blah blah blah blah,"
(You know how quidditch is played.)
"So there is only one position opening?" asked Kai.
"Yeah, we just need a beater," replied Ron,
"The beaters are to protect the players from raging cannonballs that just wants to knock them off their broom?" asked kai in amazement.
"Yeah, that's all the games really about, but you have to know how to fly a broomstick to be able to play," added Ron knowing the foreigners don't know how to fly.
Kai grinned and said, "Oh don't worry, I was born to fly."
Kai then walked back to his teammates to and said, "Mission accomplished. I'm perfect for that spot."
"Do you even know how to fly a broom?" asked Hiei in his cold manner.
"Don't worry." Said Kai to his teammates, "We have flying next. And if I still can't ride a broom, I can always fake it."
Finally the meal was all set up. The guys looked at the meal and were going to begin pigging out. But some one entered the hall and shouted, "Numbskull!!!!"
A lot of the kids who has had DADA already shuddered at the voice. Kai and Yusuke sat up and looked at Genkai with annoyed eyes.
"What is it now grandma?" asked Yusuke sarcastically.
"Not you, you," said Genkai pointing to Kai, "Out on the field now!"
"Don't I get lunch first?" Kai yelled back.
"No!" Genkai replied flatly in Kai's face.
"On second thought I'm thinking of canceling breakfast too."
"You can't do that! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day," complained Kai.
"I can and I will if you don't get moving!"
Kai's face went frantic. He knew the old hag don't joke around very much. So he immediately stood up and started walking.
"Have fun!" yelled Yusuke after Kai.
"That's it you're coming too!" ordered Genkai.
"Aww" and Yusuke joined up.
"Hehehehe," laughed Kuwabara, "Have fun Urameshi, and SHRIMP #2!"
Immediately Kai Lunged at Kuwabara about to strangle him, but Yusuke restrained him dragging him outside.
"Did you see that? They're afraid of her like they've known her for life," said Hermione in awe.
"You're right," said Ron, "We'll have to ask them about that later."
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While everyone was eating Genkai took the two to the so called field. It turned out to be the forbidden forest.
"So this is the forbidden forest?" asked Kai wiping his nose, "looks like any other forest."
"Heh, try coming out here at night," chuckled Genkai.
"Alright then I will," pouted Kai.
"You can't idiot, you have to watch Harry. How did you ever get to be a genius again?" mocked Genkai.
"Humph,"
"So why am I here again?" asked Yusuke.
"To make sure YOUR student develop his aim,"
Kai clawed his head furiously and shouted, "I didn't miss. I accidentally let go of it!"
"Whatever,"
Yusuke clawed his head too and shouted, "What! You dragged me out here just to make sure his aim is better?"
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So the training went as usual. Yusuke ran in the wood with Kai right behind him yelling, "Air gun!" Kai shot bullets after bullets, each one narrowly missing Yusuke. After about a hundred bullets, and a section of the forest completely blown apart Kai was completely out of Ki.
(The air gun is something I made up. It's like Yusuke's spirit gun. Only it acts more as a missile blowing things up rather than just a bullet.)
"Hahahahahahaha!" laughed Kai. "Forget lunch, that was way better."
"You missed every shot!" Yelled Genkai.
"What!" Yelled Yusuke furiously. "You actually want me blown to smithereens?
"Yeah,,,,,,,,," Genkai scratching her chin, "That would be nice."
*Rumble*
Kai sweat dropped and rubbed his tummy.
"Um is there still time for lunch?"
--------------- (The great hall)
Ginny was very upset that Kai had completely forgotten about their visit to Hagrid, and she was still eying him. However the idiot didn't actually know he had made an agreement.
Kai and Yusuke were gobbling down all they can after their exhausting training session. A lot of people were staring wide eyed at how much the two can eat. Unfortunately the two only had five minutes to eat. But they managed to eat all the food.
Kurama had gone to feed Krurone, while Kuwabara was doing the same thing to his pet. Hiei on the other hand was hit by a cupcake earlier by Malfoy. He went out of the great hall and hasn't been back.
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Hiei was now walking towards a very large stone gargoyle. 'stupid human wait til I get my hands on you.'
He knew this was Professor Dumbledore's office, because he happened to read someone's mind. Hiei stood in front of the statue and said, "Jolly Ranchers," (hehehehe)
The stone Gargoyle moved and reviewed a stair case leading upwards. Hiei walked up the steps and entered the headmaster's office.
"I'm here to request permission to kill one of your students!" yelled Hiei.
"Hello?" and still no one answered him.
Hiei scanned around the office but found no Dumbledore. Hiei knew he wouldn't be granted such a thing. But he wanted the boy to receive the worst punishment this school can provide.
Hiei then spotted something on Albus Dumbledore's desk. And walks over to examine. It turned out to be sweet snow.
"hmm,"
Hiei reached to grab it but immediately something from underneath the desk flew at him trying to scratch out his eye. He stuttered back and saw his attacker.
A black cat.
"What the," Hiei searched his mind for any answers.
'None of them ever mentioned a cat guarding sweet snow.'
"Move out of the way cat!" ordered Hiei.
The cat didn't hiss nor move. It stood its ground with its claws out in case Hiei tried another attempt.
Hiei was about to remove his katana but remember that Kurama had it confiscated this morning. 'Kurama and his stupid rules' thought Hiei.
The cat saw what Hiei wanted to do and attacked him. Again the cat went for the face. Hiei now had a black fur on his face and he was desperately trying pull it off. Without sight due to the cat on his face Hiei went all over the place knocking over tons of things and messed up the whole office.
Finally the cat gave in, but not before giving Hiei eight claw marks on the cheek.
"OWWW!!" screamed Hiei, "Why you little!"
Hiei went to tackle the cat but missed and knocked over Albus' desk. The cat ran all over the place. It jumped onto the wall and bounced off. Hiei did the same thing but he sort of made a big hole.
Bam! Splat! Crack! Bang! It went on for a while until the office was completely trashed.
Hiei and the cat now laid their backs against the only thing standing, which happens to be the wall.
"You,,,, are,,,, one,,,,, tough,,,,, cat!" said a panting Hiei.
Hiei then saw the collar the cat was wearing and read it aloud.
"Moon, Moon's your name huh? More like devil to me."
Hiei then got up, "This isn't over! We'll meet again my feline foe, and the sweet snow will be mine."
Hiei hurried out of the office and back to his friends.
'Hehehehe, clumsy porcupine, I wonder how he got such a reputation.'
----------------- (The great hall.)
Hiei arrived back just as Yusuke and Kai had finished eating,
"Hey what happened to your face?" chuckled Yusuke.
"GRRR!"
"AAAHHH!" came a scream that sounded a lot like Professor Dumbledore's.
Hiei then turns around and stalks off whispering like he had nothing to do with anything.
--------- (Flying)
"Welcome to your first flying lesson," said Madame Hooche to a bunch of kids and five guys who were way too old to be there.
Madame Hooche then proceeded to the lesson, "Raise your right arm over your broom and say up!"
Everyone did so and most of them worked. Hiei's broom stayed still, after like ten tries Hiei decided to use his eye to levitate the broom. (Didn't remove the bandanna.)
Kurama's broom started growing roots which served as legs to elevate the broom up into his hand. A lot of kids were pretty stunned.
Kuwabara's broom decided to fly off without him, "hey come back here," yelled Kuwabara as he ran after his rogue broom.
Every one including Madame Hooche sweat dropped and continued without him.
Yusuke's broom took a while but then levitated. Kai's broom did just as it was told.
"Hehehehe, jealous?"
"Humph!"
the flying lesson continued as planned Yusuke was having the time of his life, Kurama tried once saying it was enough. Hiei didn't even try and Kuwabara was still chasing his broom.
Kai on the other hand was just as his word. He was born to fly.
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Thanks
I'll update soon.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Harry Potter. Kai Emily and some others are the only ones I own. Oh and I own the plot too.
----------------- (After Transfiguration, and it is lunch time.)
The Rekai Tanteis were walking with Harry to lunch. They had just finished Potion, charms, and transfiguration.
Kuwabara, Hiei and Kai had all blanked out during their classes. The three barely knows how to levitate an object. But they didn't really care anyway.
On their way to the great hall the guys noticed that there were adults standing around all over the place. All of them seem to wearing some kind of badge in the shape of a phoenix.
(It's Lockhart's team in case you're wondering.)
One of them walked past our team and Kai accidentally let his mouth slipped. "Hi Nelson," greeted Kai by accidental.
Nelson stopped in his tracks and turned around to face Kai.
"How did you know my name?" asked Nelson suspiciously.
Kai was sweating immensely trying to come up with an answer.
"Um your badge," said Kai pointing to Nelson's badge.
"Oh, well carry on," said Nelson and he turned around to continue. But then he realized that his name wasn't anywhere on his badge. Nelson turned around and the students were gone.
------------------- (The great Hall.)
Everyone was now seated and were waiting for their meal. In the mean time they all shared a conversation with their close ones.
"So Ron," started Hermione, "I heard that you guys are short on a beater, what are you gonna do?"
(I don't know who were the replacements, so just pretend one of them just quit. I didn't read fifth book.
"Oh about that, we are going to hold a tryout tomorrow," replied Ron.
"But you have no field," said Hermione.
"There's still the sky Hermione. We're just looking for a beater."
"Oh," sighed Hermione, who was outwitted for the second time that day.
--------------- ( The Rekai Tanteis.)
"So what did you guys think about the classes?" asked Yusuke.
"Yeah yeah, it was fine,"
"Whatever,"
"Uh-huh," (Try and guess who said that.)
"I thought it was pretty cool, I mean turning a bird into a water goblet?" started Yusuke, "That's quite a lesson."
"..............................."
"..............................."
"..............................."
"..............................."
"Who the hell are you?" asked a wide eyed Kuwabara.
"*glares*"
"Imposter!!!!!!!!" yelled Kai as he, Kuwabara and Hiei lunged at Yusuke. The four wrestled around until they were finally able to apprehend Yusuke while the whole school was watching.
Kurama was very red from embarrassment.
"Let go of him," shouted Kurama in embarrassment.
(I'm going to switch into a new quote.)
Kai: Who are you?
Yusuke: Yuke, I mean Yusuke.
Kai: Aha! You couldn't even say your name right. Imposter!!!!!!
Yusuke: Shut up I am Yusuke!
Kai: Then say you like school.
Yusuke: I like school.
Kai: Aha! The real Yusuke would never say that.
Yusuke: Argh! You are really pissing me off Kai.
Kai: Again you have proven you are an imposter. Everybody calls me Kaito not Kai.
Yusuke: *Breathing in and out like a bull.*
Kai: if you really are Yusuke then show us the rei-gun.
Yusuke: I can't!
Kai: That's because you're an imposter.
Yusuke: I can I just don't wanna.
Kai: That's because you can't.
Yusuke: You're not leaving me with a lot of options here.
Kai: Good.
----------------------
Suddenly Talon flew down from the sky and started attacking Yusuke.
"Ow, Ow , get your bird away from me," shrieked Yusuke in horror.
"Never mind, you are Yusuke," Talon then flew back to its master's shoulder.
"Gee how'd you figure that out?" asked Yusuke sarcastically.
"Talon has a scent on you like a hound. No imposter will be able to fool him," said Kai grinning.
"-_-"
------------------- (The Slytherine table)
"Look at them, they're idiots," mocked Malfoy to his goons.
----------------- (Back to the Gryffindor table)
"Well that was some show you guys put on," applauded Emily and Ginny simultaneously.
"Uh, yeah, show." Replied Kai nervously.
Kurama is asked by another girl out, again he denied. The guys understood why, Kurama wasn't interested in anyone yet and wasn't going to until he had inherit his father's company. But Kai on the other hand was a different story. The three guys were expecting him to start dating any time now.
(Note: they don't know about his past.)
Kai then walked over and sat next to Harry.
"Hey Harry," started Kai.
"Yes?"
"Um, what's this I hear about Quidditch? I'm kind of interested." Kai lied with a gloomy face.
"Well Quidditch is like soccer. But instead it's played in the air," explained Harry. After Harry had mentioned the air Kai's eye lit up.
"It's played on the air? Hmm,"
"Blah blah blah blah blah,"
(You know how quidditch is played.)
"So there is only one position opening?" asked Kai.
"Yeah, we just need a beater," replied Ron,
"The beaters are to protect the players from raging cannonballs that just wants to knock them off their broom?" asked kai in amazement.
"Yeah, that's all the games really about, but you have to know how to fly a broomstick to be able to play," added Ron knowing the foreigners don't know how to fly.
Kai grinned and said, "Oh don't worry, I was born to fly."
Kai then walked back to his teammates to and said, "Mission accomplished. I'm perfect for that spot."
"Do you even know how to fly a broom?" asked Hiei in his cold manner.
"Don't worry." Said Kai to his teammates, "We have flying next. And if I still can't ride a broom, I can always fake it."
Finally the meal was all set up. The guys looked at the meal and were going to begin pigging out. But some one entered the hall and shouted, "Numbskull!!!!"
A lot of the kids who has had DADA already shuddered at the voice. Kai and Yusuke sat up and looked at Genkai with annoyed eyes.
"What is it now grandma?" asked Yusuke sarcastically.
"Not you, you," said Genkai pointing to Kai, "Out on the field now!"
"Don't I get lunch first?" Kai yelled back.
"No!" Genkai replied flatly in Kai's face.
"On second thought I'm thinking of canceling breakfast too."
"You can't do that! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day," complained Kai.
"I can and I will if you don't get moving!"
Kai's face went frantic. He knew the old hag don't joke around very much. So he immediately stood up and started walking.
"Have fun!" yelled Yusuke after Kai.
"That's it you're coming too!" ordered Genkai.
"Aww" and Yusuke joined up.
"Hehehehe," laughed Kuwabara, "Have fun Urameshi, and SHRIMP #2!"
Immediately Kai Lunged at Kuwabara about to strangle him, but Yusuke restrained him dragging him outside.
"Did you see that? They're afraid of her like they've known her for life," said Hermione in awe.
"You're right," said Ron, "We'll have to ask them about that later."
--------------------
While everyone was eating Genkai took the two to the so called field. It turned out to be the forbidden forest.
"So this is the forbidden forest?" asked Kai wiping his nose, "looks like any other forest."
"Heh, try coming out here at night," chuckled Genkai.
"Alright then I will," pouted Kai.
"You can't idiot, you have to watch Harry. How did you ever get to be a genius again?" mocked Genkai.
"Humph,"
"So why am I here again?" asked Yusuke.
"To make sure YOUR student develop his aim,"
Kai clawed his head furiously and shouted, "I didn't miss. I accidentally let go of it!"
"Whatever,"
Yusuke clawed his head too and shouted, "What! You dragged me out here just to make sure his aim is better?"
------------------
So the training went as usual. Yusuke ran in the wood with Kai right behind him yelling, "Air gun!" Kai shot bullets after bullets, each one narrowly missing Yusuke. After about a hundred bullets, and a section of the forest completely blown apart Kai was completely out of Ki.
(The air gun is something I made up. It's like Yusuke's spirit gun. Only it acts more as a missile blowing things up rather than just a bullet.)
"Hahahahahahaha!" laughed Kai. "Forget lunch, that was way better."
"You missed every shot!" Yelled Genkai.
"What!" Yelled Yusuke furiously. "You actually want me blown to smithereens?
"Yeah,,,,,,,,," Genkai scratching her chin, "That would be nice."
*Rumble*
Kai sweat dropped and rubbed his tummy.
"Um is there still time for lunch?"
--------------- (The great hall)
Ginny was very upset that Kai had completely forgotten about their visit to Hagrid, and she was still eying him. However the idiot didn't actually know he had made an agreement.
Kai and Yusuke were gobbling down all they can after their exhausting training session. A lot of people were staring wide eyed at how much the two can eat. Unfortunately the two only had five minutes to eat. But they managed to eat all the food.
Kurama had gone to feed Krurone, while Kuwabara was doing the same thing to his pet. Hiei on the other hand was hit by a cupcake earlier by Malfoy. He went out of the great hall and hasn't been back.
----------------------
Hiei was now walking towards a very large stone gargoyle. 'stupid human wait til I get my hands on you.'
He knew this was Professor Dumbledore's office, because he happened to read someone's mind. Hiei stood in front of the statue and said, "Jolly Ranchers," (hehehehe)
The stone Gargoyle moved and reviewed a stair case leading upwards. Hiei walked up the steps and entered the headmaster's office.
"I'm here to request permission to kill one of your students!" yelled Hiei.
"Hello?" and still no one answered him.
Hiei scanned around the office but found no Dumbledore. Hiei knew he wouldn't be granted such a thing. But he wanted the boy to receive the worst punishment this school can provide.
Hiei then spotted something on Albus Dumbledore's desk. And walks over to examine. It turned out to be sweet snow.
"hmm,"
Hiei reached to grab it but immediately something from underneath the desk flew at him trying to scratch out his eye. He stuttered back and saw his attacker.
A black cat.
"What the," Hiei searched his mind for any answers.
'None of them ever mentioned a cat guarding sweet snow.'
"Move out of the way cat!" ordered Hiei.
The cat didn't hiss nor move. It stood its ground with its claws out in case Hiei tried another attempt.
Hiei was about to remove his katana but remember that Kurama had it confiscated this morning. 'Kurama and his stupid rules' thought Hiei.
The cat saw what Hiei wanted to do and attacked him. Again the cat went for the face. Hiei now had a black fur on his face and he was desperately trying pull it off. Without sight due to the cat on his face Hiei went all over the place knocking over tons of things and messed up the whole office.
Finally the cat gave in, but not before giving Hiei eight claw marks on the cheek.
"OWWW!!" screamed Hiei, "Why you little!"
Hiei went to tackle the cat but missed and knocked over Albus' desk. The cat ran all over the place. It jumped onto the wall and bounced off. Hiei did the same thing but he sort of made a big hole.
Bam! Splat! Crack! Bang! It went on for a while until the office was completely trashed.
Hiei and the cat now laid their backs against the only thing standing, which happens to be the wall.
"You,,,, are,,,, one,,,,, tough,,,,, cat!" said a panting Hiei.
Hiei then saw the collar the cat was wearing and read it aloud.
"Moon, Moon's your name huh? More like devil to me."
Hiei then got up, "This isn't over! We'll meet again my feline foe, and the sweet snow will be mine."
Hiei hurried out of the office and back to his friends.
'Hehehehe, clumsy porcupine, I wonder how he got such a reputation.'
----------------- (The great hall.)
Hiei arrived back just as Yusuke and Kai had finished eating,
"Hey what happened to your face?" chuckled Yusuke.
"GRRR!"
"AAAHHH!" came a scream that sounded a lot like Professor Dumbledore's.
Hiei then turns around and stalks off whispering like he had nothing to do with anything.
--------- (Flying)
"Welcome to your first flying lesson," said Madame Hooche to a bunch of kids and five guys who were way too old to be there.
Madame Hooche then proceeded to the lesson, "Raise your right arm over your broom and say up!"
Everyone did so and most of them worked. Hiei's broom stayed still, after like ten tries Hiei decided to use his eye to levitate the broom. (Didn't remove the bandanna.)
Kurama's broom started growing roots which served as legs to elevate the broom up into his hand. A lot of kids were pretty stunned.
Kuwabara's broom decided to fly off without him, "hey come back here," yelled Kuwabara as he ran after his rogue broom.
Every one including Madame Hooche sweat dropped and continued without him.
Yusuke's broom took a while but then levitated. Kai's broom did just as it was told.
"Hehehehe, jealous?"
"Humph!"
the flying lesson continued as planned Yusuke was having the time of his life, Kurama tried once saying it was enough. Hiei didn't even try and Kuwabara was still chasing his broom.
Kai on the other hand was just as his word. He was born to fly.
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There read and Review. Oh and one more thing. Even if you have reviewed before please review this chapter if you are reading. I would like to know if people are still reading.
Thanks
I'll update soon.