I'm finally back! The only reason why that Kaito Nutcase is still alive is
because he plays the main roll in the story. Or else he'd bee scorching in
the oven right now! Wait a minute; he is scorching in the oven at the
moment. But then again who cares?
First I have to explain how Koenma got out of paper work.
---------------------- (After Keiko entered)
There was the scene; Hiei and Kaito going at it. Kuwabara trying to find some food, Koenma standing in his teenage form with the pacifier still, and Yusuke looking as dumb as the real Frankenstein.
"Yusuke! Remove that ridiculous disguise," Keiko ordered in perfect English.
"Yes ma'am!" Yusuke replied, and immediately fixed his hair, and wiped off all the makeup on his face.
Keiko then jumped into Yusuke's arms and gave him a flat kiss on his lips.
"Woohoo! Yusuke's smooch- ow!" Kuwabara was then slapped in the back of the head by Kurama who happens to be there.
Bam! Bang! Crash! Splatters! Dish breaks!
Yukina then entered the room wearing her traditional Koorime clothings. She must have used it as a Halloween costume.
"Yukina!" Kuwabara screamed in delight. (That's right)
"Yukina?" Hiei said, amazingly he was still able to talk even though Kaito was choking him with his medallion at the moment.
'Hiei-san, what did you do to your hair?" Yukina asked in her usual happy manner.
-- glaring at Kaito.
"Keiko what are you doing here?" Yusuke asked again.
"I'll tell you tomorrow, right now I'd like to enjoy Halloween," Keiko replied.
"Lord Koenma!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Both Kurama and Koenma cringed from the echo that ran throughout the hall. Entered Botan.
"Lord Koenma! You know you're not supposed to leave your office," said an angered Botan.
"Don't worry Botan. I got Jorge to cover for me," Koenma then snapped a finger and Botan disappeared with a puff of smoke.
-----------------------
"Did you see that?" asked Hermione
"Yeah, he made her disappeared. So what?"
"You can't apparate in Hogwarts,"
"Maybe they can"
-----------------------------
"How do you do that?" Yusuke asked.
"I have my ways."
"Numbskulls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why do people keep popping in like that?" asked Kuwabara.
"Keiko and Yukina you may stay, numbskulls follow me," Ordered Genkai.
"Aw," Yusuke moaned as he left Keiko and followed Genkai.
Kurama walked over to the two warring ones, "Break it up you two. You fight like children."
"keep and eye on the boy," Genkai whispered to Yukina as she left the room.
--------------------
"There," said Ron. "Are you happy now? All five of them have left. Not one of them is watching Harry. Are you satisfied?"
"No," Hermione replied flatly, "I'm still sure that these new students are not as they seems. Ron?"
"Yes?"
"Do you see Lockhart?" Hermione asked.
"Yeah, he's standing over there."
"That's strange; usually he goes around and talks of his great work all the time. Not that I'm complaining about it."
"I think it's quite pleasant that he is finally shutting his big mouth."
"Ron!" Hermione scolded.
"Whatever," Ron sighed in defeat. "Where is Ginny anyways? I haven't seen her all week."
"She's with Hagrid," Hermione replied.
"Why is she with Hagrid?"
"You just don't understand a single thing about a woman's emotion do you?"
"How can I? She's always hiding things from me."
"Forget it Ron," said Hermione raising her hand in defeat.
Harry then popped in, "Are you guys talking about me?"
"No!" replied the two.
------------------------
"So Emily," Harry started, "There's that visit to Hogsmeade next weekend, all the guys are asking someone to go with them."
Emily looked at him with an eyebrow raised, "Are you asking me out?"
"Well, um, yeah why not? I- I," Harry stuttered uncontrollably.
"Sure," Emily replied.
"Wh-what?"
"I said 'yes,'"
Harry looked very happy; you could tell it by looking into his eyes. 'Yes!'
Emily had just said yes to Harry asking her out. 'I'm sorry Kai, I'm moving on.'
(It's a good thing Kaito wasn't there)
--------------------- (Dumbledore's office)
"I thought we were supposed to be watching Harry," said Yusuke.
"Not now," said Genkai. "There are some new updates to your parts. A close friend of Harry known as Hermione is on to you. The girl has noticed that you have been watching Harry. The only way to confuse her is to make sure you five are not the only ones watching Harry."
"So you left Yukina and Keiko back there," said Kurama.
"That's right,"
"Why do we have to keep this job of ours such a secret again?" Yusuke asked.
Genkai continued, "That's one of the updates. We weren't sure of this before; but now we know for sure that some one here is working for Voldemort, also undercover. It could be a student, or one of the guards. The teachers are the only ones who we are sure that are innocent."
"Malfoy," said Kaito.
"We can't just go blaming him just because he is the son of a rotten human," said Genkai. "We have to be absolutely sure. Or our cover could be blown. Next up is; the chamber of secrets. The ogres have picked up a bizarre sound wave coming from deep under Hogwarts. This Christmas; Professor Dumbledore will convince Harry to stay with the Weaseley again. Another Rekai Agent will go undercover and look out for him. Meanwhile you three will spend Christmas investigating."
"Wait," Kaito stopped Genkai in her tracks, "What do you mean three?"
"That's right I said three. The Chamber of Secrets is the home of a monster that is deadly to any human who look into its eyes. Although it's supposed to be dead, we can't take any chances. Only demons allowed."
"Aw man," Kaito complained, "I wish I was still a demon. Stupid Koenma, too lazy to teach me how to control it, instead took away my true power."
"Don't say that," said Kurama, "The last thing you would ever want is to live as a demon, be glad your form was able to be taken away unlike ours."
"Anyways, if you look into its eyes directly you will die instantly. The effects don't work on demons. That's all for now, you're all dismissed."
(Yusuke's only half human by the way. So he's going)
-------------------------- (Back to the great hall)
"Meow...." Emily felt a tug on her robe and looked over. She saw a black cat sitting there innocently.
"Hello Moon, how are you doing? I haven't seen you in a while," said Emily as she cuddled Moon in her arms. A lot of people had just acknowledged that a cat they've never seen before was eating the food off of their table. Harry decided to ask,
"Is that your cat?" Harry asked.
"Well in a way; yes," Emily replied. "Although she refused to leave Hogwarts, so every year I leave her to spend the summer with professor Dumbledore."
"Really?" Harry smiled looking at the cat.
"Where have you been Moon? I rarely get to see you," Emily asked still cuddling the cat.
--------------------- (Where the Rekai Tanteis are)
"Where have you been Hiei?" Kurama asked.
"Yeah shrimp! How come you keep disappearing?" Kuwabara added.
"Hn. None of your business," Hiei replied.
(Hehehe, both gangs are asked by the same question)
"Argh, hey shrimp! You could say something different once in a while. You keep kicking us out of your life like we're chopped liver."
"Because you are nothing more than chopped liver to me," Hiei replied again.
Kuwabara was angered by the remark but just said, "Not what I meant by saying something different."
"Hey, where's Talon? I haven't seen him in almost a week," asked Kaito.
"Oh, about that," Yusuke grinned, "I hope you don't mind if I sent him on a little trip."
"What--------- Kind------------- Of--------------- Trip!?" Kaito eyed Yusuke.
-------------------- (Back to the great hall)
The HP gang continued the feast quietly. Ginny then entered the Great Hall and Ron immediately stops mouthing his muffin.
"Ginny! Where have you been?" Ron yelled out in both anger and relief.
"I was with Hagrid," Ginny answered like nothing had happened.
"Told you," said Hermione towards Ron.
"Why are you with Hagrid all the time?" Ron questioned, "Is Pansy picking on you again?"
"No!" Ginny yelled, "You just don't understand."
Ginny grabbed a plate and went to sit with her friends on the other side of the table. (If I remember correctly, Ginny didn't spend too much time with the three HP main characters. I don't even remember her appearing in the third book. So she must have other friends)
"Argh, what is wrong with this girl? I'm supposed to be looking out for her and yet she won't tell me a single thing" Ron complained, and took another bite of his muffin.
"Just give her some time Ron," Hermione suggested.
- Just then Moon suddenly leapt out of Emily's arms and ran across the room.
"Moon, where are you going?"
Moon jumped up to Dumbledore's plate and stared at him. Professor Dumbledore scratched the cat between the ears and smiled at Emily.
"HOW DARE YOU?!"
Yusuke bursted into the hall being chased by Kaito, followed by the rest of the Rekai Tanteis.
Kaito was struggling to get free and choke Yusuke. He was being held back by his teammates and didn't look like he was going anywhere.
"Look Kaito," Yusuke smiled nervously, "I just needed a strong bird to fly to Japan. The owls couldn't do it, so I just borrowed him. Is that so wrong?"
"Oh yes, it is," Kaito grinned with a crazy face, "Talon was supposed to help me with my revenge, but now it's all going to be ruined because of you!"
"Revenge?" Yusuke asked nervously, "What revenge?"
"Oh, you'll see. Actually I'll be taking revenge on you right now!" Kaito yelled as he tried lunging forward scarring the heck out of Yusuke. But the remaining teammates held him back again.
Malfoy couldn't help but let out a little chuckle. Unfortunately for him, he was right next to the Rekai Tanteis and Kaito had heard it.
"What are you laughing at? You quidditch champ wanna be." Kaito yelled toward Malfoy. In addition to that he spitted the fake vampire teeth in his mouth at Malfoy. It hit Malfoy right between his eyes. (I'll call him Draco now, it's weird writing Malfoy. His name is funny.)
"Ow! He attacked me!" Draco yelled out.
"Oh!!!!!!!!! Go home and cry to your mommy, blubber puss," Kaito spat the remark.
-------------------- (a couple of minutes later)
Kaito had been settled down due to Koenma's threat to prolong his,,,,,,,,, Sentence! Koenma was talking with Dumbledore with Moon right next to him. Yusuke was hugging Keiko. Kaito was pigging out, keeping an eye on Harry, (Not really, he's watching the person next to him) Harry was talking with Emily. Ron is talking with Hermione
(Now here is the part you're all waiting for)
Hiei is standing with Genkai trying to excuse himself from all these people. But it was hopeless for him.
"Hello Yukina," Kuwabara grinned sitting down next to Yukina putting his arms around her.
"Hello Kazuma-san, I'm sorry I wasn't around this last month. A lot of detective work was to be done in order to provide the new sources of information," said Yukina in her sweet manner.
(I know, it doesn't seem like Yukina talking. But now you know why she wasn't around much.)
"That's alright," said Kuwabara as he pulled Yukina closer,
Hiei saw this and bursted out, "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gasp
Everyone stopped eating.
--------------------------- (Cliff Hanger)
Hahahaha,
Can't wait 'til next chapter huh?
OMG I forgot all about Krurone. I'll try to add him in the next chapter. Although I can't find anything for him to do. Any ideas?
Anyways. I believe that the HP Gang did appear much more than the last chapters.
Note, Kaito will take revenge on the kids. One way or another.
Things will get more dramatic.
Koenma will stay in Ningen Kai.
Keiko's purpose will be reviewed in the next chapter.
Genkai will appear more often
Kuwabara will be dumber
Yusuke will be smarter, (OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!)
Neville will get to play the guitar,
And the YYH band will play a gig muuuuuuuuch later in the story.
Hermione will find out sooner or later
Ron will get more credit
Harry will start competing against Kaito for Emily's affection.
Talon will return
Ginny will start making her move and all of the other girls
I'll try and add more quidditch games
And things are going to start turning out for the worst in a while.
That's all
Review please, Oh and Blue fox please leave your e-mail address
You don't have to I just want to be able to contact you.
Neko please don't delete the document files until I've opened it It was partly my fault anyways
First I have to explain how Koenma got out of paper work.
---------------------- (After Keiko entered)
There was the scene; Hiei and Kaito going at it. Kuwabara trying to find some food, Koenma standing in his teenage form with the pacifier still, and Yusuke looking as dumb as the real Frankenstein.
"Yusuke! Remove that ridiculous disguise," Keiko ordered in perfect English.
"Yes ma'am!" Yusuke replied, and immediately fixed his hair, and wiped off all the makeup on his face.
Keiko then jumped into Yusuke's arms and gave him a flat kiss on his lips.
"Woohoo! Yusuke's smooch- ow!" Kuwabara was then slapped in the back of the head by Kurama who happens to be there.
Bam! Bang! Crash! Splatters! Dish breaks!
Yukina then entered the room wearing her traditional Koorime clothings. She must have used it as a Halloween costume.
"Yukina!" Kuwabara screamed in delight. (That's right)
"Yukina?" Hiei said, amazingly he was still able to talk even though Kaito was choking him with his medallion at the moment.
'Hiei-san, what did you do to your hair?" Yukina asked in her usual happy manner.
-- glaring at Kaito.
"Keiko what are you doing here?" Yusuke asked again.
"I'll tell you tomorrow, right now I'd like to enjoy Halloween," Keiko replied.
"Lord Koenma!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Both Kurama and Koenma cringed from the echo that ran throughout the hall. Entered Botan.
"Lord Koenma! You know you're not supposed to leave your office," said an angered Botan.
"Don't worry Botan. I got Jorge to cover for me," Koenma then snapped a finger and Botan disappeared with a puff of smoke.
-----------------------
"Did you see that?" asked Hermione
"Yeah, he made her disappeared. So what?"
"You can't apparate in Hogwarts,"
"Maybe they can"
-----------------------------
"How do you do that?" Yusuke asked.
"I have my ways."
"Numbskulls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why do people keep popping in like that?" asked Kuwabara.
"Keiko and Yukina you may stay, numbskulls follow me," Ordered Genkai.
"Aw," Yusuke moaned as he left Keiko and followed Genkai.
Kurama walked over to the two warring ones, "Break it up you two. You fight like children."
"keep and eye on the boy," Genkai whispered to Yukina as she left the room.
--------------------
"There," said Ron. "Are you happy now? All five of them have left. Not one of them is watching Harry. Are you satisfied?"
"No," Hermione replied flatly, "I'm still sure that these new students are not as they seems. Ron?"
"Yes?"
"Do you see Lockhart?" Hermione asked.
"Yeah, he's standing over there."
"That's strange; usually he goes around and talks of his great work all the time. Not that I'm complaining about it."
"I think it's quite pleasant that he is finally shutting his big mouth."
"Ron!" Hermione scolded.
"Whatever," Ron sighed in defeat. "Where is Ginny anyways? I haven't seen her all week."
"She's with Hagrid," Hermione replied.
"Why is she with Hagrid?"
"You just don't understand a single thing about a woman's emotion do you?"
"How can I? She's always hiding things from me."
"Forget it Ron," said Hermione raising her hand in defeat.
Harry then popped in, "Are you guys talking about me?"
"No!" replied the two.
------------------------
"So Emily," Harry started, "There's that visit to Hogsmeade next weekend, all the guys are asking someone to go with them."
Emily looked at him with an eyebrow raised, "Are you asking me out?"
"Well, um, yeah why not? I- I," Harry stuttered uncontrollably.
"Sure," Emily replied.
"Wh-what?"
"I said 'yes,'"
Harry looked very happy; you could tell it by looking into his eyes. 'Yes!'
Emily had just said yes to Harry asking her out. 'I'm sorry Kai, I'm moving on.'
(It's a good thing Kaito wasn't there)
--------------------- (Dumbledore's office)
"I thought we were supposed to be watching Harry," said Yusuke.
"Not now," said Genkai. "There are some new updates to your parts. A close friend of Harry known as Hermione is on to you. The girl has noticed that you have been watching Harry. The only way to confuse her is to make sure you five are not the only ones watching Harry."
"So you left Yukina and Keiko back there," said Kurama.
"That's right,"
"Why do we have to keep this job of ours such a secret again?" Yusuke asked.
Genkai continued, "That's one of the updates. We weren't sure of this before; but now we know for sure that some one here is working for Voldemort, also undercover. It could be a student, or one of the guards. The teachers are the only ones who we are sure that are innocent."
"Malfoy," said Kaito.
"We can't just go blaming him just because he is the son of a rotten human," said Genkai. "We have to be absolutely sure. Or our cover could be blown. Next up is; the chamber of secrets. The ogres have picked up a bizarre sound wave coming from deep under Hogwarts. This Christmas; Professor Dumbledore will convince Harry to stay with the Weaseley again. Another Rekai Agent will go undercover and look out for him. Meanwhile you three will spend Christmas investigating."
"Wait," Kaito stopped Genkai in her tracks, "What do you mean three?"
"That's right I said three. The Chamber of Secrets is the home of a monster that is deadly to any human who look into its eyes. Although it's supposed to be dead, we can't take any chances. Only demons allowed."
"Aw man," Kaito complained, "I wish I was still a demon. Stupid Koenma, too lazy to teach me how to control it, instead took away my true power."
"Don't say that," said Kurama, "The last thing you would ever want is to live as a demon, be glad your form was able to be taken away unlike ours."
"Anyways, if you look into its eyes directly you will die instantly. The effects don't work on demons. That's all for now, you're all dismissed."
(Yusuke's only half human by the way. So he's going)
-------------------------- (Back to the great hall)
"Meow...." Emily felt a tug on her robe and looked over. She saw a black cat sitting there innocently.
"Hello Moon, how are you doing? I haven't seen you in a while," said Emily as she cuddled Moon in her arms. A lot of people had just acknowledged that a cat they've never seen before was eating the food off of their table. Harry decided to ask,
"Is that your cat?" Harry asked.
"Well in a way; yes," Emily replied. "Although she refused to leave Hogwarts, so every year I leave her to spend the summer with professor Dumbledore."
"Really?" Harry smiled looking at the cat.
"Where have you been Moon? I rarely get to see you," Emily asked still cuddling the cat.
--------------------- (Where the Rekai Tanteis are)
"Where have you been Hiei?" Kurama asked.
"Yeah shrimp! How come you keep disappearing?" Kuwabara added.
"Hn. None of your business," Hiei replied.
(Hehehe, both gangs are asked by the same question)
"Argh, hey shrimp! You could say something different once in a while. You keep kicking us out of your life like we're chopped liver."
"Because you are nothing more than chopped liver to me," Hiei replied again.
Kuwabara was angered by the remark but just said, "Not what I meant by saying something different."
"Hey, where's Talon? I haven't seen him in almost a week," asked Kaito.
"Oh, about that," Yusuke grinned, "I hope you don't mind if I sent him on a little trip."
"What--------- Kind------------- Of--------------- Trip!?" Kaito eyed Yusuke.
-------------------- (Back to the great hall)
The HP gang continued the feast quietly. Ginny then entered the Great Hall and Ron immediately stops mouthing his muffin.
"Ginny! Where have you been?" Ron yelled out in both anger and relief.
"I was with Hagrid," Ginny answered like nothing had happened.
"Told you," said Hermione towards Ron.
"Why are you with Hagrid all the time?" Ron questioned, "Is Pansy picking on you again?"
"No!" Ginny yelled, "You just don't understand."
Ginny grabbed a plate and went to sit with her friends on the other side of the table. (If I remember correctly, Ginny didn't spend too much time with the three HP main characters. I don't even remember her appearing in the third book. So she must have other friends)
"Argh, what is wrong with this girl? I'm supposed to be looking out for her and yet she won't tell me a single thing" Ron complained, and took another bite of his muffin.
"Just give her some time Ron," Hermione suggested.
- Just then Moon suddenly leapt out of Emily's arms and ran across the room.
"Moon, where are you going?"
Moon jumped up to Dumbledore's plate and stared at him. Professor Dumbledore scratched the cat between the ears and smiled at Emily.
"HOW DARE YOU?!"
Yusuke bursted into the hall being chased by Kaito, followed by the rest of the Rekai Tanteis.
Kaito was struggling to get free and choke Yusuke. He was being held back by his teammates and didn't look like he was going anywhere.
"Look Kaito," Yusuke smiled nervously, "I just needed a strong bird to fly to Japan. The owls couldn't do it, so I just borrowed him. Is that so wrong?"
"Oh yes, it is," Kaito grinned with a crazy face, "Talon was supposed to help me with my revenge, but now it's all going to be ruined because of you!"
"Revenge?" Yusuke asked nervously, "What revenge?"
"Oh, you'll see. Actually I'll be taking revenge on you right now!" Kaito yelled as he tried lunging forward scarring the heck out of Yusuke. But the remaining teammates held him back again.
Malfoy couldn't help but let out a little chuckle. Unfortunately for him, he was right next to the Rekai Tanteis and Kaito had heard it.
"What are you laughing at? You quidditch champ wanna be." Kaito yelled toward Malfoy. In addition to that he spitted the fake vampire teeth in his mouth at Malfoy. It hit Malfoy right between his eyes. (I'll call him Draco now, it's weird writing Malfoy. His name is funny.)
"Ow! He attacked me!" Draco yelled out.
"Oh!!!!!!!!! Go home and cry to your mommy, blubber puss," Kaito spat the remark.
-------------------- (a couple of minutes later)
Kaito had been settled down due to Koenma's threat to prolong his,,,,,,,,, Sentence! Koenma was talking with Dumbledore with Moon right next to him. Yusuke was hugging Keiko. Kaito was pigging out, keeping an eye on Harry, (Not really, he's watching the person next to him) Harry was talking with Emily. Ron is talking with Hermione
(Now here is the part you're all waiting for)
Hiei is standing with Genkai trying to excuse himself from all these people. But it was hopeless for him.
"Hello Yukina," Kuwabara grinned sitting down next to Yukina putting his arms around her.
"Hello Kazuma-san, I'm sorry I wasn't around this last month. A lot of detective work was to be done in order to provide the new sources of information," said Yukina in her sweet manner.
(I know, it doesn't seem like Yukina talking. But now you know why she wasn't around much.)
"That's alright," said Kuwabara as he pulled Yukina closer,
Hiei saw this and bursted out, "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gasp
Everyone stopped eating.
--------------------------- (Cliff Hanger)
Hahahaha,
Can't wait 'til next chapter huh?
OMG I forgot all about Krurone. I'll try to add him in the next chapter. Although I can't find anything for him to do. Any ideas?
Anyways. I believe that the HP Gang did appear much more than the last chapters.
Note, Kaito will take revenge on the kids. One way or another.
Things will get more dramatic.
Koenma will stay in Ningen Kai.
Keiko's purpose will be reviewed in the next chapter.
Genkai will appear more often
Kuwabara will be dumber
Yusuke will be smarter, (OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!)
Neville will get to play the guitar,
And the YYH band will play a gig muuuuuuuuch later in the story.
Hermione will find out sooner or later
Ron will get more credit
Harry will start competing against Kaito for Emily's affection.
Talon will return
Ginny will start making her move and all of the other girls
I'll try and add more quidditch games
And things are going to start turning out for the worst in a while.
That's all
Review please, Oh and Blue fox please leave your e-mail address
You don't have to I just want to be able to contact you.
Neko please don't delete the document files until I've opened it It was partly my fault anyways