::Note from Lams:: Okay, once again, a super big thanks to KeithUrbanFan and She-who-must-not-be-named666. I've also got to mention Queen of the Confused and Leo-07-88, who have been dedicated reviewers. I haven't gotten to reading any of their stuff yet, but since they say nice things about me, they obviously have good taste, so I reccomend all of it! Also, a big thanks to godwallop, who not only writes some of the best reviews I've ever seen, but also writes a kickass fic. I didn't catch all the references to the Wu-Tang Clan, but that's what I get for being a tragically uncool white girl from the sticks. Check that one out too. Hugs and muffins for all of you!

"Actually," said George. "We are testing out the skinny dipping, if you remember."

"Oh yeah!" said Ron, who looked rather sheepish now. "Harry? Are you out here?"

"Ron!" said Harry, who ran in slow motion towards Ron with his arms extended."

"Oh save it for Malfoy!" said Ron. "We've got to go gather up sticks now."

Harry looked rather disappointed, but followed Ron, who was now dressed again. They walked throw the woods. Suddenly, a green light shot out at Harry, who narrowly missed it. "What was that?" said Harry.

"Well I say - I am quite sorry Harry, old sport! I heard the rustling in the bushes and I thought you might have been a rabbit. Frightfully large mistake on my part. Hah hah. Goodness me!"

"Who IS that?" said Harry.

"Umm, I think it's Hagrid. Only, I can't understand a word he's saying," said Ron. "Jolly good -what?"

"Well, we'll need to change that!" said Harry as he pulled out his wand. "Adfabiliso!"

"I wuz tryin to holla at these dizzles fo' shizzle, yo! Dis is whack, biatch!" said Hagrid.

"No!!!" exclaimed Harry. "I turned him into an exceptionally large and white Snoop Dog!"

Meanwhile, Snape and Hermione were settling into the ditch. They hadn't spoken a word to each other since Hermione tried to get on Snape the last time. They ate hot dog after hot dog simply because they did not want to talk to one another. Finally, they had devoured the entire back and things were very quiet and awkward.

Finally, Hermione broke the ice. "Want to play a game?" she asked. "You know, to pass the time."

Professor Snape usually wasn't interested in these childish endeavors, but since a game with Hermione meant he wouldn't have to make conversation, he went along with the idea.

"Okay!" she said. "Let's play 20 questions! Okay... I've got something. Go ahead and ask me a question. Yes or no questions only."

"Is it me?" he asked uninterestedly.

"You need to be more specific," she said.

"Ugh! Fine! Is it me naked, tied to a tree, and oiled all over?"

"Holy cow! You are good at this game!" said Hermione.

"It wasn't that difficult to guess," he said. "Okay, I've got something."

"Is it a person?" she asked.

"Yes."

"Are they in this ditch at this exact moment?"

"Yes."

"Is it me, naked, oiled, and tied to a tree, ready to let you have your wicked way with me?"

"Good Lord, no!"

"Well, that's no fun, what is it?" she pouted.

"It's a police officer. I suggest we make a run for it," said Professor Snape.

"Potter! Decided to come into the dark scary woods without a nightlight? I hope you don't wet your pants!" said Draco Malfoy.

"Oooh! Harry peed his pants?" said Colin Creevy excitedly as he zoomed in and took a picture of Harry's crotch.

"Shu' up or I'll bust a cap in your ass!"

Draco looked at Hagrid, who was now wearing very low pants and was holding a bottle of Crystal. "What the hell did you do to him, Harry?" he demanded.

Harry looked up at Draco, "I couldn't understand a word he was saying so..."

"Nice one, Potter," said Draco, pointing his wand at Hagrid. "Adfabiliso!"

"Thet's th' third time tonight! Fry mah hide! W'd yo' please stop changin' mah voice!" said Hagrid, who sounded like an angry redneck.

"Umm, maybe we'd better get him back to Dumbledore," said Harry.

"What? No snake jokes this chapter?" said Draco.

"YO MAMA!"

Ron gaped at Draco, "Ahhh! You just said 'snake!' Wait a minute, so did I! You owe us another bizarre outburst, Harry."

Harry rolled his eyes reluctantly. "IF BEASTIALITY IS WRONG, THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT!"