Yeah, my first flame! I'm so proud! I'm now taking ideas to piss off this asshole with the flamethrower, so give me your ideas! I decided to put this up just to make fun of him/her/it. I'm halfway done with chapter six! And this is NOT the next chapter. This is called my Wall of Shame. And if I get ten more things like this, I'm taking down Ulrich's Suicide.

YO! FBALL!! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS! ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE A SICK MAN! THIS KIND OF TRASH TALK BEING ON IS ILLEGAL! AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW,'CAUSE IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE! JUST BE GLAD THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JAIL FOR THIS! BUT I'M WARNING YOU! IF YOU EVER TYPE IN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN EVER AGAIN, PARDON MY FRENCH, I SWEAR I WILL SAY FAR WORSE!

That was French? It sounded like American to me. And I'm a man? Cool! I'm only thirteen, just started puberty-maybe I shouldn't have wrote that, or else King Bitchy up there'll another fit. You know who you are, and I don't. And what'll you do, email me to death?