Well, this is the end. I'd like to thank all of you who reviewed. I'd mostly like to thank three top reviewers: Jimbonian for kicking my ass into place, Black Wolf Pup Priestess for giving me great ideas and not criticizing my math, and brobox for giving me seconds thoughts about my writing. Thank you.
I did fairly well for one of my first fics, or at least I think. I'd like to cut mornstar's non-existing balls off for criticizing my math.
Now for the Emma's:
Best Reviewer (most often): The finalists are: Jimbonian, Black Wolf Pup Priestess, and brobox. And the winner is: Black Wolf Priestess! Email me directly to get your Emma (and I'm serious)!
Best Reviewer (best at giving ideas): The finalists are: Jimbonian, brobox, and wordwiz. And the winner is: brobox! Email directly to get your Emma!
Best Reviewer (kicking my ass back into shape): The finalists are: Jimbonian. And the winner is: Jimbonian. Email me directly to get your Emma!
And now, to show the most hilarious flame:
by the way im a gay bastard who plays with barbies and barney and i just peed my pants and you suck monkey balls and so does wolf pack leaderand graidas force and gay fics are my favorite because there just like me ... GAY.
And that was submitted by: Ay Och. I bet you are gay.
Anyway, here is the spoiler for my sequel to this:
'We were at the lake. Sunny day, a little breeze, and getting the shit beat outta ya when you were tubing behind a two hundred forty horsepower motor. Life was good.'
Okay, not much of a spoiler, but oh well.