Rainy Days
Disclaimer: They belong to Capcom, not me. Lucky bastards.
Rating: I'll be honest, who knows at this point.
Summary: Place the two most stubborn Outbreak characters together in some stupid situations and what do you get? Cursing and sexual tension what else do ya need? OH yeah a plot too =p...
Warnings: None...yet
Notes: No this is not a serious Outbreak fic, I'm in crackdown mode at school so I'm venting out the seriousness and putting in comedy. =p
Chapter One:
Morning Mayhem
Alyssa was soundly asleep, in her land of dreams. Dreams of wealth...money...and...wealth. That's what happens when your power hungry. She wasn't exactly poor, she had a villa out in SkyView, one of Raccoon City's more wealthy sections of town. Her semi famous name and high profile profession made getting the place a lot easier.
The morning sun tried to radiant it's lovely rays through her window, but the shades were drawn. The bedroom walls a soft beige, the carpets a maroon color and in her queen sized canopy bed laid the "queen". Her ash blonde hair, partly in a ponytail ready to become un done, a black eye mask covering her eyes and a black negligee covering her figure.
It was summer time so having the covers over her was inappropriate, Alyssa fidgeted and mumbled incoherently. When asleep she was pleasant to look at but when awake, that was a whole different story...
Suddenly an awful rattling erupted from the kitchen, though at first it didn't bother Alyssa, it's persistence; like an alarm clock's ability to pierce the subconscious made her stir.
"What the hell is making all of that racket?!" Alyssa awoke with a miffed expression, She rubbed the back of her neck and removed her eye mask, releasing her royal blue eyes from their hibernation.
She threw herself over the bed and slipped her feet into her fluffy black slippers, is anyone else seeing a pattern here? and stomped irately to the kitchen.
Alyssa looked at the sink as if it were a western showdown, she walked up and struck the faucet. It stopped.
"Ah, good, now I can-"
The sink snapped back, and rattled louder than it did before.
"You piece of shit." Alyssa sighed with annoyance and began to strangle the faucet head, it popped off and sent her flying to the kitchen floor, water spraying onto her and the floor. Now she had herself a nice fountain...ok let's call it a geyser.
"Damnit, Damnit, Damnit!" Alyssa cursed the situation and ran back to her room, slipping in the process several times. She grabbed her cordless from the hook and hit the speed dial for the nearest Plumbing Facility And yes when your rich you can have a speed dial to something other than the fire and police department
"Raccoon City Plumbing, what can I do for ya?" A man with a slight New Yorker accent answered.
"Uh yeah, I need you to send one of your goons over, I've got one heck of a leak here...were talking Old Faithful." Alyssa almost seemed to order.
"Ok, and what's your address lady?" He really didn't care what was going on quite frankly.
"34377, SkyView Way." Alyssa sighed with impatience.
"SkyView? You might be loaded then, oh pardon did that slip?" He asked sarcastically
"Listen buster, I don't have time for your monkeyshines send one of your guys down here and fix this now!" Alyssa slammed the phone down with that comment and ran back to the sink trying to keep the water from spitting out . As you can see Alyssa isn't much of a artisan
9:45AM
It blinked, he put his glove back on and headed for the employee lounge. He was greeted by the same kind faces that he was used to looking at, he nodded at whoever said good morning, and then stooped at his locker, or cubbyhole if you will.
"Hey Davie, your looking stoic as usual." A young woman approached him, and smiled.
David looked at her a slight smile on his face.
"What the heck am I supposed to look like, it's early in the mornin...I don't wanna be here." He said grabbing a white tank and his famous chain with the circle pendant, from the cubby.
"Aww, I'm beginning to think your not a morning person." She smiled.
"Ya think." David replied with more than just a little sarcasm.
"I'm making coffee, want some?" She asked.
"Why are you being so nice? What happened." David had to jump to that conclusion because Samantha Morgan was never nice...at all.
"I can't be nice? Something has to be wrong?" Samantha smiled, pearly whites a glow.
That scared him, he wasn't going to lie to himself she was very attractive, couldn't be no more than 25. Raven colored hair tied into a neat ponytail, she wasn't in uniform yet a gray tanktop with denim jeans was her attire at the moment. Why such a pretty young thing was plumbing of all things was a mystery to him.
"Yeah, something's gotta be wrong Sam." David simply put it.
"Your silly." She smiled again
If he didn't know any better he would think she was flirting with him, but it had been so long since he'd had any dealings with women that he wasn't even sure anymore.
"Ah, Dave just the guy I was looking for."
"What's up Frank?" David asked, but he already knew what the weasel was planning.
"I got a job for ya, bitchy old lady down in SkyView." He passed David the address went on his way.
"Great, early and the morning and I have to deal with a bitch old woman." David sneered at the piece of paper. He rolled his eyes, and grabbed his truck keys from out of his pocket.
"Hmm, still want that coffee?" Sam smiled
"Nah, I think I'm gonna need some alcohol, when I get back." David shook his head and left."Oh God, geez this stupid sink!" Alyssa yelled as the water jetted from the spout.
"Where is that stupid plumber!" Alyssa yelled again to that anonymous guy in the room. She always needs someone to yell at remember?
David pulled up to the house, he surveyed the surroundings.
"Geez, are pipes around here made out of gold or something?" He shrugged it off and figured a job is a job. Taking his tool belt from out of the passenger seat he slung it across his shoulder and walked up to the house. He doubled checked the adress on the paper, and the rang the door bell.
"Finally!" Alyssa spit out some water and ran to the door.
David came face to dace to a dripping wet and very peeved off Alyssa.
David looked behind him, as if to see if this was Candid Camera or something, but to no avail, here was a woman drenched with water, breathing like a dragon in her scanties.
"Umm, maybe I have-"
"No! Get your ass in here!" Alyssa tugged on his arm.
David looked at the sink then back at Alyssa.
"What the...gotta stop the leak." David mumbled to himself unaware that Alyssa had heard him.
"What do you think I've been doing for the past 35 minutes you jerk!" Alyssa complained
"Well, you obviously haven't officially stopped the leak, you just got in the way." David stated the obvious.
"Argh, just do your damn job!" Alyssa sneered.
David shrugged, and snatched her fuzzy slipper-heal off of her foot.
"Hey what are you-?"
David clogged the spout with the heal of the house shoe.
"Good, that should do it, at least until I fix the sink."
"You..you asshole, that was my 72 dollar house shoe, now it's ruined." Alyssa said with hands on her hips
"You told me to do my job." David smirked.
"With my shoe!?" Alyssa exclaimed
"Hmm...Yeah." David shrugged her off, she wasn't old but she sure was bitchy, though a bit of a looker in those wet clothes.
Alyssa threw her hands up in defeat, she had things to do and being stuck with this asshole wasn't making the day's future look any brighter.
"Hey, before you go what exactly happened here?" David questioned as he got the right tools together.
"Well, the sink was rattling." Alyssa told the half truth.
"And?" David saw tight through that half lie.
"Ok, I hit it the stupid faucet and off." Alyssa said holding the broken faucet in her hand.
"You hit it?" David queried with a cocked eyebrow.
"Yeah." Alyssa said as if that's what's she was supposed to do.
"Come on lady, your killing me here." David gave an exasperated sigh, and continued to rummage for the tools to fix the sink.
"Well, what the hell was I supposed to do? Let it rattle and disturb my sleep?" Alyssa explained matter-of-factly.
"Oh, no we couldn't have that." David sneered with sarcasm.
"No need to be a smart ass, I'm going to go change into some dry clothes." Aylssa explained
When David didn't reply she decided to go to her room, which was odd she never really explained herself to anyone, rather just left and let the poor sap figure it out on their own.
Of all the mornings, too not have my make-up on. Alyssa thought to herself and eyed David one more time before retreating to her bedroom.
A/N: Oh what a surprise right? =/Well has Alyssa met her match? Or can she out wit the numbah one plubmah, Xx nice rap huh? RXR pretty please .