A/N Sorry this is dragging out SO much but with so many shrinks to keep happy its SUCH a hassle. GAH!
Well here is my humor chapter, with the suggest of a bit more Miroku pervy ness so here ya go.
Um, lets see what else? My plot has developed...*plots and plans and grins wickedly*
And more stuff will be happening now that I've got MORE direction for my story
DISCLAIMER: Okay, this is what, the SIXTH time you've asked?! I STILL don't own Inuyasha.
Cause we ALL know that if I did he wouldn't choose KIkyou OR Kagome...He'd choose me. DUH?!
Anyway, no he isn't mine *Curses!* But one day will be because I'm going to make him be my
BIRTHDAY present...*grins impishly* Which comes this may....*wonders how she'll pull this off* Oh well..
CHAPTER SIX: Miroku to the figurative rescue!!
After a hard day of getting things together Kagome found herself living with a large amount of people in her house. She recently met Tae and Saitou. Tae she liked, Saitou made her want to beat her head against a metal spike. That man was insufferable! He made it seem like he was the sole reason the sun rose each day. She continually pulled the constant cigarette from his mouth and put it out, and he STILL insisted on smoking in her home! Kagome was starting to wonder if you could skin a wolf as easily as you could skin a cat. Wolf was starting to look pretty damn appetizing. For the billionth time that day she snatched the cigarette from Saitou's mouth, "For the last time you damn wolf, keep it outside, you idiot! My home, my house, my rules dammit! No smoking in my house! Please!"
Saitou looked down at the enraged girl, "I will smoke where I want. Remove yourself from my sight you pathetic mouse girl."
Kagome glared, "Mouse? I'll show you mouse, you freaky wolf bastard!"
"Bastard?! You bitch! I'll show you exactly what it means to talk that way to me!"
Kagome stood toe to toe with the man, face tight with grim determination, "I dare you to try. You don't scare me you sick puppy!"
Saitou growled, "You fucking cunt, you don't know what you're getting yourself into!"
Kagome was about to offer a crude reply when a voice chimed in, "Take that back! How can you use that as an insult?! Its about the glorious female genitalia! It should be worshiped, not thrown about like a curse!"
Both of the angry teenagers turned to face Miroku, who was doing his best to look like he was full of righteous anger instead of a lechers lust. Kagome pick up the closest object, which happened to be Saitou's sharpening stone and threw it at Miroku, hitting him in the head, successfully knocking the boy out cold. This resulted with Saitou starting to scream, "That was my best whet stone! You used it to kill a leacher! Its forever tainted! I can never use it on my sword again you bitch!"
This got Kagome riled up again and she was about to attack in a flurry of physical abuse and verbal assault when Inuyasha and Kenshin picked her up very bodily and removed her. Saitou started to laugh before several curses of pain were heard from Inuyasha and Kenshin. Now several shades paler Saitou continued to try and seem nonchalant but Sano and Shesshomaru found it needed to remove the soon-to-be-dead teenager before Kagome had a field day tearing him limb from limb.
Sango watched in amusement as Sano and Shesshomaru forced Saitou out into driveway, settling him in a car and telling him to stay put.
Mere seconds after Sano and Shesshomaru returned to the house Kagome came tearing into the room, eyes ablaze with fury, and demanded to know where Saitou was, "Where the hell is that fucking wolf bastard?! I'll kill him!"
Miroku chose that moment to wake up, and seeing the unsuspecting Kagome's form near his hand, he decided that maybe he could get a bit of a feel.
Kagome's angry search for Saitou ended abruptly as she felt a masculine hand caressing the curves of her ass wonderingly. Twitching slightly she screamed, "HENTAI!" as her fist made contact with Miroku's semi-prone body, knocking him back into the world of fluttering birdies over his head.
Sango growled at the unconscious boy and was itching to get her hands on something to bruise him with as Kenshin and Inuyasha tore into the room, demanding to know what in the nine hells had happened.
Kagome, still shaking with fury, turned her blazing eyes on them, "I'll tell you what happened! I have a bastard stinking up my home, the same home Souta will be coming back to, with smoke and a pervert groping me! THAT is what happened!"
Inuyasha needed to be forcefully held back from killing the delinquent monk. Kenshin, though angry, kept his emotions in check. Sango was holding onto Kagome, wondering if maybe she should call for help.
Just as she was about to open her mouth, a set of powerful arms encircled Kagome and lifted her up. Sano laid a restraining hand on Inuyasha, who was fairly angry about his brother picking up Kagome. (Though he'd never admit it to anyone, himself included!)
Kagome swore a blind streak, in a number of different languages, that had everyone in the room in utter awe of the small girl.
Having heard her loud voice through most of the house, the staff, and all the teenagers had come to witness this once in a lifetime...well, no....The as of yet only event like this, though anyone with half a brain knew it would probably be happening fairly often with Saitou in the house.
Kouga whispered to Ginta, a fellow wolf, "I didn't know a person could do all that."
Ginta replied, "They can't. Leastways not all at once..."
Kouga looked on in amazement and whistled, "Thats pretty damn impressive. How does she know all that?"
Rika looked over his shoulder, "I dunno, but I wanna learn!"
Kouga, looking scandalized, threw his hands over Rika's ears. He wasn't too sure how he felt about this girl he was dating anymore, and the new girl looked fairly, hell, really amazing to him, in his not-so-humble opinion.
Shesshomaru just continued to walk, diligently trying to ignore Kagome's curses, and anatomically impossible suggestions. At one point, he nearly dropped her when she suggested he attempt something that sounded very uncomfortable with a large wooden spike. Not to mention, he mused to himself, near, if not utterly, impossible.
A few people blanched and more people turned beet red. Inuyasha was still trying to gather his wits about him long enough to demand that Kagome be released.
A snicker was heard, fairly silent, from Tae, who found this whole situation beyond amusing. Poor Tsabaume was in utter shock and Yahiko had been required to catch the small girl on a number of occasions when Kagome's words and helpful suggestions to them all had been a bit strong.
When Shesshomaru finally managed to remove the girl from the semi-public eye, he took her to the black room and dropped her unceremoniously onto her butt.
"I suggest you rethink your insatiable desire to rend Saitou's limbs from his body. I have the distinct feeling he'll need them later. Besides, if you tear them off, I fear he shan't be able to wield his sword nearly as well."
Kagome blushed, "ISHY!"
Shesshomaru looked confused before her meaning overcame his mind and a blush stained his cheeks, "I didn't mean it like that!"
Kagome looked up at him, "Uh huh...Suuuuuure. Thats what they all say."
Shesshomaru raised an eyebrow, and Kagome cleared it up, "Thats what all the closet residers say Fluffy, thats all."
Kagome could swear on her life she'd never seen one face get that red that quickly....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~With the REST of the House*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A sudden very loud, and very masculine scream tore through the house, followed by giddy shrieks of laughter. With curious expressions on their faces, the Samurai Demons and their allies made their way down to the black room to see Shesshomaru huddled up in a fetal position rocking back and forth muttering something to himself as Kagome laughed herself silly.
Rin rushed to Shesshomaru's side, worried. Seeing Rin reassured Shesshomaru enough to elicit the reaction of him burying his face in her chest and mumbling something to himself.
After a number of raised eyebrows and worried frowns Rika decides to ask Kagome what happened.
Kagome calmed herself down enough to tell them, "After insulting him by suggesting that he was gay, I gave a very graphic description of him with another guy...namely Jakken..." at that name Shesshomaru gave a might shudder and whimpered, before Kagome continued, "and I guess that was just a little too much for his poor mind to deal with. Didn't know I could get him reduced to THAT. Funny as all hell though."
This was followed by laughter from several different people and some had to leave the room to go be sick at the mental image that brought to mind.
Kagome looked on innocently, eyes wide with mock bafflement.
"Why is everyone acting so strangely?"
Inuyasha snorted, his face a bit pale, "Because Jakken is gay and DOES have a thing for Shesshomaru."
Kagome shrugged, "I figured that, which is why I used Jakken's name in the first place. Duh?"
Aya found herself overcome with a case of the giggles. Soujirou, face unnaturally white, steadied her with a quivering knees, unable to be rid the disturbing picture Kagome had so easily put there.
Soujirou handed Aya off to the equally giggly Rika before sitting down, "I'm sorry to say, Kagome, that was the most disturbing thing I have ever heard of."
Shippo looked ready to cry from disgust, and Kagome suddenly dropped to her knee and swept the younger children into a strong hug, "I'm sorry for doing that to you. It was kind of dumb of me wasn't it?"
This had a number of the guys fairly shocked.
Kouga felt a small flutter in his heart, his heart reviewing all the up sides of Kagome. He wasn't, however, the only boy who looked at this amazing girl with desire.
Inuyasha found himself envious of the younger members, wishing it was himself in that gentle embrace.
Kenshin wasn't too sure what he thought, but he was beginning to think that maybe some changes were overcoming him, and for the first time in a long time they seemed to be good changes.
Soujirou, the most unthought of, of the boys, seemed also to have found himself ensnared by the girl he found to be a goddess in his eyes.
Rika, Aya and Kaoru all saw the looks in their boy's eyes. Rika nodded, accepting this as it was, and Aya looked sad, though peaceful.
Kaoru, on the other hand, was angry. Not really at any one person, more like angry at Fate for putting this on her.
Miroku chose that moment to get perverted again, and slide his hand along Kagome's ass again, secretly hoping to get a feel of skin.
A large number of fists hit him at the same time, as a unified voice shouted, "HENTAI!!!!"
Sango, however, wasn't content with that as she spent several minutes hitting him, leaving nice bruises behind.
"You damn pervert! I thought I cured you of that habit?!"
Kagome laughed nervously, "Breath Sango. Its okay."
Inuyasha snorted and encouraged Sango to take it all out on the poor boy. Others murmured their obvious consent.
After a few more moments Kagome stepped in, "Alright, alright..He groped me. Big deal."
As Sango looked up at Kagome, a wayward hand smoothed over the demon hunter's butt as it had done earlier to Kagome and everyone watched in fascination as Sango's eyebrow twitched twice before her fist made one last contact with Miroku's skull. With a slight moan of pain, Miroku dropped out of reality.
Sango stood up and dusted herself off, "I feel better. What about you?"
Megumi shrugged, "I'm surprised he's gone that long without groping anyone, especially Kagome. Seeing as she is new and all. But, its always nice to watch him get pummeled after being perverted. I feel better for it."
Most, if not all, of the girls agreed quietly, but with a strong satisfaction.
Kagome blinked, confusion and obvious fear written on her face, "You guys scare me. I'm just gonna, you know, walk away. Minding my own business, la la la..."
With that she darted out of the room with a shout of forgiveness for ever mingling with crazy people who have the means to cause her great bodily harm.
Several eyebrows were raised, snickers were heard and laughter, hidden by fake coughs, were what penetrated the silence.
Inuyasha sighed, "I will never, as long as I live, understand that girl."
Sano nodded, "Yeah. She's a, what do they say? An enigma wrapped in a mystery? That sounds about right."
Sano nodded before realizing everyone was staring at him, "WHAT?!"
More blank stares and a few gaping mouths greeted his question. A vein appeared on his forehead, and before he could start shouting Shesshomaru spoke, "You...That sounded intelligent. Good gods who are you and what have you done with Sanosuke?! Our Sano can't even pronounce the word mystery I don't think..."
Sano hit Shesshomaru once and ground out, "I'm not stupid, just easily bored, dammit."
Megumi practically purred, "I find this more intelligent side of you very sexy Sano...What say you and I run off and...explore this new found side of you?"
Sano didn't need to be asked twice and set off quickly, Megumi in his arms.
Kenshin blinked.
"EWWWW!"
Everyone turned to Yahiko, who looked ill, "Thats gross and wrong and disgusting and ew."
Silent nods agree with the young boys proclamation.
Inuyasha shuddered in horror at the thought, and was fairly glad Miroku was out cold, or he'd get ideas. It was times like this Inuyasha, (and his fellow demons) really wished they were normal humans.
A scream pierced the air but before anyone could react Kagome tore into the room screaming, "EW, EW, EW, EW, EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"What is it?!" demanded a very perturbed Soujirou.
Kagome gasped, "It was...EWW! I was walking and then I heard something and I went to check it out and it was Megumi and Sano and they were...EWW! Doing the nasty! EWW! Yuck! No, wrong, so not right! In MY house! AHH! Not good! They need to go die in a fire. Ehh...EHHH! Or something. Ewwww. Not right...I never wanted to see that, ever. Because it really isn't right. At all. No. Its bad..."
Inuyasha patted her shoulder, "I know."
Sympathetic smiles and nods met her words. Kagome looked at them in a disgusted manner, "YOU try walking in on that!"
Blank looks met her statement, "We have. A number of times. In all sorts of odd positions, areas, tools...We've seen it all." was Rin's reply to that. Kagome took that moment to do the most graceful thing she could in that situation....Pass out.
Inuyasha caught her, "I think she took that a bit hard."
Tae laughed, "Poor girl. Makes me wonder if she's a virgin."
A number of blushes and stutters met her comment and Tae just shrugged them off, "Oh get over it. We'll find out some night before too long."
She gave a meaningful look to a number of the boys who turned very, very red in the face.
She just laughed and moved on.
Kagome was lucky to never hear that, other wise heads would roll, and blushes would abound in great excess.
End note:
Wellllllllllll there it was. A REALLY shitty chapter...*pouts*
But thanks for ALL the input I've gotten. Those reviews (espically the ones with ideas) are a BIG help.
Because its SO early on in the story I dunno WHO everyone will end up with, but I hope you're getting a sense of romance.
Too many guys like Kagome and they're all hot...How is that FAIR?! I want hot guys who like me..Hell I'd just like a decent guy to like me...
ANYWAY! I'm babbling and you're probably annoyed.
So, anyway, I'm going to ask for your reviews because I like to get my readers into it more. I like to make them feel like they've been as big of a part of the story as they really are.
So please, review, send ideas, e:mail me whatever. Talk to me, and lets here what you got.
Oh by the way...I'm looking for a beta reader...An editor so to speak...Cause I'm probably not catching all of my own mistakes.
Someone wanna help me out?! PLEASE?!?!?!
Well laters
S * I * L * V * E * R * H * A * N * Y * O * U * 1
Love you ALL....so.... please help me out.
Well here is my humor chapter, with the suggest of a bit more Miroku pervy ness so here ya go.
Um, lets see what else? My plot has developed...*plots and plans and grins wickedly*
And more stuff will be happening now that I've got MORE direction for my story
DISCLAIMER: Okay, this is what, the SIXTH time you've asked?! I STILL don't own Inuyasha.
Cause we ALL know that if I did he wouldn't choose KIkyou OR Kagome...He'd choose me. DUH?!
Anyway, no he isn't mine *Curses!* But one day will be because I'm going to make him be my
BIRTHDAY present...*grins impishly* Which comes this may....*wonders how she'll pull this off* Oh well..
CHAPTER SIX: Miroku to the figurative rescue!!
After a hard day of getting things together Kagome found herself living with a large amount of people in her house. She recently met Tae and Saitou. Tae she liked, Saitou made her want to beat her head against a metal spike. That man was insufferable! He made it seem like he was the sole reason the sun rose each day. She continually pulled the constant cigarette from his mouth and put it out, and he STILL insisted on smoking in her home! Kagome was starting to wonder if you could skin a wolf as easily as you could skin a cat. Wolf was starting to look pretty damn appetizing. For the billionth time that day she snatched the cigarette from Saitou's mouth, "For the last time you damn wolf, keep it outside, you idiot! My home, my house, my rules dammit! No smoking in my house! Please!"
Saitou looked down at the enraged girl, "I will smoke where I want. Remove yourself from my sight you pathetic mouse girl."
Kagome glared, "Mouse? I'll show you mouse, you freaky wolf bastard!"
"Bastard?! You bitch! I'll show you exactly what it means to talk that way to me!"
Kagome stood toe to toe with the man, face tight with grim determination, "I dare you to try. You don't scare me you sick puppy!"
Saitou growled, "You fucking cunt, you don't know what you're getting yourself into!"
Kagome was about to offer a crude reply when a voice chimed in, "Take that back! How can you use that as an insult?! Its about the glorious female genitalia! It should be worshiped, not thrown about like a curse!"
Both of the angry teenagers turned to face Miroku, who was doing his best to look like he was full of righteous anger instead of a lechers lust. Kagome pick up the closest object, which happened to be Saitou's sharpening stone and threw it at Miroku, hitting him in the head, successfully knocking the boy out cold. This resulted with Saitou starting to scream, "That was my best whet stone! You used it to kill a leacher! Its forever tainted! I can never use it on my sword again you bitch!"
This got Kagome riled up again and she was about to attack in a flurry of physical abuse and verbal assault when Inuyasha and Kenshin picked her up very bodily and removed her. Saitou started to laugh before several curses of pain were heard from Inuyasha and Kenshin. Now several shades paler Saitou continued to try and seem nonchalant but Sano and Shesshomaru found it needed to remove the soon-to-be-dead teenager before Kagome had a field day tearing him limb from limb.
Sango watched in amusement as Sano and Shesshomaru forced Saitou out into driveway, settling him in a car and telling him to stay put.
Mere seconds after Sano and Shesshomaru returned to the house Kagome came tearing into the room, eyes ablaze with fury, and demanded to know where Saitou was, "Where the hell is that fucking wolf bastard?! I'll kill him!"
Miroku chose that moment to wake up, and seeing the unsuspecting Kagome's form near his hand, he decided that maybe he could get a bit of a feel.
Kagome's angry search for Saitou ended abruptly as she felt a masculine hand caressing the curves of her ass wonderingly. Twitching slightly she screamed, "HENTAI!" as her fist made contact with Miroku's semi-prone body, knocking him back into the world of fluttering birdies over his head.
Sango growled at the unconscious boy and was itching to get her hands on something to bruise him with as Kenshin and Inuyasha tore into the room, demanding to know what in the nine hells had happened.
Kagome, still shaking with fury, turned her blazing eyes on them, "I'll tell you what happened! I have a bastard stinking up my home, the same home Souta will be coming back to, with smoke and a pervert groping me! THAT is what happened!"
Inuyasha needed to be forcefully held back from killing the delinquent monk. Kenshin, though angry, kept his emotions in check. Sango was holding onto Kagome, wondering if maybe she should call for help.
Just as she was about to open her mouth, a set of powerful arms encircled Kagome and lifted her up. Sano laid a restraining hand on Inuyasha, who was fairly angry about his brother picking up Kagome. (Though he'd never admit it to anyone, himself included!)
Kagome swore a blind streak, in a number of different languages, that had everyone in the room in utter awe of the small girl.
Having heard her loud voice through most of the house, the staff, and all the teenagers had come to witness this once in a lifetime...well, no....The as of yet only event like this, though anyone with half a brain knew it would probably be happening fairly often with Saitou in the house.
Kouga whispered to Ginta, a fellow wolf, "I didn't know a person could do all that."
Ginta replied, "They can't. Leastways not all at once..."
Kouga looked on in amazement and whistled, "Thats pretty damn impressive. How does she know all that?"
Rika looked over his shoulder, "I dunno, but I wanna learn!"
Kouga, looking scandalized, threw his hands over Rika's ears. He wasn't too sure how he felt about this girl he was dating anymore, and the new girl looked fairly, hell, really amazing to him, in his not-so-humble opinion.
Shesshomaru just continued to walk, diligently trying to ignore Kagome's curses, and anatomically impossible suggestions. At one point, he nearly dropped her when she suggested he attempt something that sounded very uncomfortable with a large wooden spike. Not to mention, he mused to himself, near, if not utterly, impossible.
A few people blanched and more people turned beet red. Inuyasha was still trying to gather his wits about him long enough to demand that Kagome be released.
A snicker was heard, fairly silent, from Tae, who found this whole situation beyond amusing. Poor Tsabaume was in utter shock and Yahiko had been required to catch the small girl on a number of occasions when Kagome's words and helpful suggestions to them all had been a bit strong.
When Shesshomaru finally managed to remove the girl from the semi-public eye, he took her to the black room and dropped her unceremoniously onto her butt.
"I suggest you rethink your insatiable desire to rend Saitou's limbs from his body. I have the distinct feeling he'll need them later. Besides, if you tear them off, I fear he shan't be able to wield his sword nearly as well."
Kagome blushed, "ISHY!"
Shesshomaru looked confused before her meaning overcame his mind and a blush stained his cheeks, "I didn't mean it like that!"
Kagome looked up at him, "Uh huh...Suuuuuure. Thats what they all say."
Shesshomaru raised an eyebrow, and Kagome cleared it up, "Thats what all the closet residers say Fluffy, thats all."
Kagome could swear on her life she'd never seen one face get that red that quickly....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~With the REST of the House*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A sudden very loud, and very masculine scream tore through the house, followed by giddy shrieks of laughter. With curious expressions on their faces, the Samurai Demons and their allies made their way down to the black room to see Shesshomaru huddled up in a fetal position rocking back and forth muttering something to himself as Kagome laughed herself silly.
Rin rushed to Shesshomaru's side, worried. Seeing Rin reassured Shesshomaru enough to elicit the reaction of him burying his face in her chest and mumbling something to himself.
After a number of raised eyebrows and worried frowns Rika decides to ask Kagome what happened.
Kagome calmed herself down enough to tell them, "After insulting him by suggesting that he was gay, I gave a very graphic description of him with another guy...namely Jakken..." at that name Shesshomaru gave a might shudder and whimpered, before Kagome continued, "and I guess that was just a little too much for his poor mind to deal with. Didn't know I could get him reduced to THAT. Funny as all hell though."
This was followed by laughter from several different people and some had to leave the room to go be sick at the mental image that brought to mind.
Kagome looked on innocently, eyes wide with mock bafflement.
"Why is everyone acting so strangely?"
Inuyasha snorted, his face a bit pale, "Because Jakken is gay and DOES have a thing for Shesshomaru."
Kagome shrugged, "I figured that, which is why I used Jakken's name in the first place. Duh?"
Aya found herself overcome with a case of the giggles. Soujirou, face unnaturally white, steadied her with a quivering knees, unable to be rid the disturbing picture Kagome had so easily put there.
Soujirou handed Aya off to the equally giggly Rika before sitting down, "I'm sorry to say, Kagome, that was the most disturbing thing I have ever heard of."
Shippo looked ready to cry from disgust, and Kagome suddenly dropped to her knee and swept the younger children into a strong hug, "I'm sorry for doing that to you. It was kind of dumb of me wasn't it?"
This had a number of the guys fairly shocked.
Kouga felt a small flutter in his heart, his heart reviewing all the up sides of Kagome. He wasn't, however, the only boy who looked at this amazing girl with desire.
Inuyasha found himself envious of the younger members, wishing it was himself in that gentle embrace.
Kenshin wasn't too sure what he thought, but he was beginning to think that maybe some changes were overcoming him, and for the first time in a long time they seemed to be good changes.
Soujirou, the most unthought of, of the boys, seemed also to have found himself ensnared by the girl he found to be a goddess in his eyes.
Rika, Aya and Kaoru all saw the looks in their boy's eyes. Rika nodded, accepting this as it was, and Aya looked sad, though peaceful.
Kaoru, on the other hand, was angry. Not really at any one person, more like angry at Fate for putting this on her.
Miroku chose that moment to get perverted again, and slide his hand along Kagome's ass again, secretly hoping to get a feel of skin.
A large number of fists hit him at the same time, as a unified voice shouted, "HENTAI!!!!"
Sango, however, wasn't content with that as she spent several minutes hitting him, leaving nice bruises behind.
"You damn pervert! I thought I cured you of that habit?!"
Kagome laughed nervously, "Breath Sango. Its okay."
Inuyasha snorted and encouraged Sango to take it all out on the poor boy. Others murmured their obvious consent.
After a few more moments Kagome stepped in, "Alright, alright..He groped me. Big deal."
As Sango looked up at Kagome, a wayward hand smoothed over the demon hunter's butt as it had done earlier to Kagome and everyone watched in fascination as Sango's eyebrow twitched twice before her fist made one last contact with Miroku's skull. With a slight moan of pain, Miroku dropped out of reality.
Sango stood up and dusted herself off, "I feel better. What about you?"
Megumi shrugged, "I'm surprised he's gone that long without groping anyone, especially Kagome. Seeing as she is new and all. But, its always nice to watch him get pummeled after being perverted. I feel better for it."
Most, if not all, of the girls agreed quietly, but with a strong satisfaction.
Kagome blinked, confusion and obvious fear written on her face, "You guys scare me. I'm just gonna, you know, walk away. Minding my own business, la la la..."
With that she darted out of the room with a shout of forgiveness for ever mingling with crazy people who have the means to cause her great bodily harm.
Several eyebrows were raised, snickers were heard and laughter, hidden by fake coughs, were what penetrated the silence.
Inuyasha sighed, "I will never, as long as I live, understand that girl."
Sano nodded, "Yeah. She's a, what do they say? An enigma wrapped in a mystery? That sounds about right."
Sano nodded before realizing everyone was staring at him, "WHAT?!"
More blank stares and a few gaping mouths greeted his question. A vein appeared on his forehead, and before he could start shouting Shesshomaru spoke, "You...That sounded intelligent. Good gods who are you and what have you done with Sanosuke?! Our Sano can't even pronounce the word mystery I don't think..."
Sano hit Shesshomaru once and ground out, "I'm not stupid, just easily bored, dammit."
Megumi practically purred, "I find this more intelligent side of you very sexy Sano...What say you and I run off and...explore this new found side of you?"
Sano didn't need to be asked twice and set off quickly, Megumi in his arms.
Kenshin blinked.
"EWWWW!"
Everyone turned to Yahiko, who looked ill, "Thats gross and wrong and disgusting and ew."
Silent nods agree with the young boys proclamation.
Inuyasha shuddered in horror at the thought, and was fairly glad Miroku was out cold, or he'd get ideas. It was times like this Inuyasha, (and his fellow demons) really wished they were normal humans.
A scream pierced the air but before anyone could react Kagome tore into the room screaming, "EW, EW, EW, EW, EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"What is it?!" demanded a very perturbed Soujirou.
Kagome gasped, "It was...EWW! I was walking and then I heard something and I went to check it out and it was Megumi and Sano and they were...EWW! Doing the nasty! EWW! Yuck! No, wrong, so not right! In MY house! AHH! Not good! They need to go die in a fire. Ehh...EHHH! Or something. Ewwww. Not right...I never wanted to see that, ever. Because it really isn't right. At all. No. Its bad..."
Inuyasha patted her shoulder, "I know."
Sympathetic smiles and nods met her words. Kagome looked at them in a disgusted manner, "YOU try walking in on that!"
Blank looks met her statement, "We have. A number of times. In all sorts of odd positions, areas, tools...We've seen it all." was Rin's reply to that. Kagome took that moment to do the most graceful thing she could in that situation....Pass out.
Inuyasha caught her, "I think she took that a bit hard."
Tae laughed, "Poor girl. Makes me wonder if she's a virgin."
A number of blushes and stutters met her comment and Tae just shrugged them off, "Oh get over it. We'll find out some night before too long."
She gave a meaningful look to a number of the boys who turned very, very red in the face.
She just laughed and moved on.
Kagome was lucky to never hear that, other wise heads would roll, and blushes would abound in great excess.
End note:
Wellllllllllll there it was. A REALLY shitty chapter...*pouts*
But thanks for ALL the input I've gotten. Those reviews (espically the ones with ideas) are a BIG help.
Because its SO early on in the story I dunno WHO everyone will end up with, but I hope you're getting a sense of romance.
Too many guys like Kagome and they're all hot...How is that FAIR?! I want hot guys who like me..Hell I'd just like a decent guy to like me...
ANYWAY! I'm babbling and you're probably annoyed.
So, anyway, I'm going to ask for your reviews because I like to get my readers into it more. I like to make them feel like they've been as big of a part of the story as they really are.
So please, review, send ideas, e:mail me whatever. Talk to me, and lets here what you got.
Oh by the way...I'm looking for a beta reader...An editor so to speak...Cause I'm probably not catching all of my own mistakes.
Someone wanna help me out?! PLEASE?!?!?!
Well laters
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Love you ALL....so.... please help me out.