Rainy Days
Disclaimer: They belong to Capcom, not me. Lucky bastards.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Place the two most stubborn Outbreak characters together in some stupid situations and what do you get? Cursing and sexual tension what else do ya need? OH yeah a plot too =p...
Warnings: Things get a little warm from this point on be warned mortals
Notes: .......
Chapter 6: Trapped!
David wiped his hands clean, after about three good Alyssa-free hours he'd been able to fix and finish up Alyssa's badly damaged pipes. If he didn't know any better he'd figure that he got his work done faster when Alyssa wasn't around. After her failed attempt at trying to out plumber him, and the whole peep show he realized she was the one prohibiting his work from getting done. Although his mind involuntarily rewinded back to the whole peep show she'd given him, even though it wasn't intended and even though he only got a flash...it was nice to say the least, not one flaw from what he could tell anyway.
"Snap out of it King, thinking like that will get you in trouble." He reminded himself as he slid out from underneath the sink. Only to look up and see the curse herself, black heels clad in a form fitting black skirt and mauve business suit top. Her hair tied up in a short pony tail the blonde and strawberry locks spiking out in different directions. Those blue eyes of hers shined with some new kind of life, and her lips stood to attention with the application of a scarlet colored lipstick. David eyed her up and down and shook his head.
"Were are you going all dolled up?" David asked curiously
"Well, not that it's any business of yours...but I've decided to go back and get my damn job back." Alyssa replied with that familiar snobbish tone in her voice.
"Oh excuse me your highness." David said with a sarcastic smirk.
Alyssa eyed him for a second then observed what in the past three hours he'd accomplished.
"You done?" Alyssa asked the obvious.
"Yeah, where's my money lady?" David asked with an extended hand
"Excuse me, what's all this junk on the floor again man!" Alyssa pointed to the pipes on the kitchen floor.
"Extra equipment don't get your panties all in a twist please." David waved her off, sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Where are you going to put all of this stuff?" Alyssa asked making a scene out of the whole situation.
"You have a basement? Oh wait silly me your house is as big as all hell how could I forget that you have a basement?" David said with a sneer and stood to his feet, stretching any creeks he may have had in his back. Alyssa blinked at how tall he was, she was so used to seeing him on the floor she forgotten how he practically towered over her even with her high heels.
After picking up the extra pipes a couple of more were left behind David couldn't carry all of them mind you.
"Umm a little help here Princess." David said emotionlessly
"Ugh! Fine, can't even carry all of the pipes." Alyssa mumbled the last few words under her breath.
"Well, are you gonna show me where the basement is? I don't exactly live here y'know." David for whatever reason was felling irritated and fast too.
"Calm down there sparky, this way." Alyssa said passing him with the other two extra pipes in tow, she led the way, switching her hips a little more than usual smirking at how David must be looking at the moment.
'Oh great...she just needs to...stop...dear God please...' David struggled to keep his eyes off her well defined backside.
After traveling down a few flights of steps, they finally arrived at the door that would take them to the basement. David took the lead and opened the door walking down the small flight of steps that led into the main part of the basement.
"To be honest I've never been down here." Alyssa admitted as she followed David down the pair of small steps walking cautiously into the dimly lit basement.
"Really? Wonder why?" David said sarcastically. "Where do you want these?"
"Just put them any ol where." Alyssa throwing the pipes in a barren corner of the basement.
David tried his best to be polite and stacked the pipes neatly against the wall as Alyssa looked around the new empty space.
"Where's the light switch in this joint?" " I may put some stuff down here now." Alyssa smiled, as she searched aimlessly for the light switch near the entrance to the basement.
"Ok, done. Well, let's get out of here." David said walking to where Alyssa was standing.
"Oh here it is." Alyssa said turning to the right, the side of her hip accidentally closing the door behind her.
"Would you forget the lights let's go." David sneered and walked past her to opened the basement door, only to find out that he couldn't.
"What?" Alyssa looked at David's suddenly worried face.
David's expression hardened as he put more strength into his next attempt to open the door.
"Oh hell...Hell no!" Alyssa figured out what was going on and shoved David out of the way to try her hand at the door.
"No! No! NO!" Alyssa rammed her shoulder up against the door, but all that did was bruise it to all hell. "Damnit"
"Let me try." David suggested but even his strength couldn't budge the damned thing either.
"What the hell is this thing made out of?" David grumbled irritably, although by looking it certainly wasn't wood.
"I don't know! Damnit I don't know!" Alyssa put her hand to her head mumbling the phrase "Oh God" over and over again.
"Look just calm down-
"Calm down! We're fuckin trapped you idiot." Alyssa pounded her fist on the basement door.
David side stepped her and walked back down the stairs into the main part of the basement, he whipped out his cell phone and dialed Sam's number calmly.
"Oh thank God you have a phone." Alyssa sped walked over to David snatching the phone away unaware that he'd already called Sam.
"Give me back my damn phone." David tried to snatch back the phone from her.
"I'm gonna call someone!" Alyssa said holding the phone with a firm grip, David trying his best not to hurt her while getting his phone back.
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"Hello." Sam answered
Give me the damn phone Alyssa!
No!
"Hello? Who is this?" Sam didn't have a clue as to what was going on the other line.
I'm not playin man! Give me the fuckin- The line went dead...
"Ok that was weird." Sam waved off the mysterious phone call and went back to work.
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"Alyssa, I really don't wanna hurt you" Look! I already called someone." David gave Alyssa a stern look
"You think those grease monkey friends of yours will save us! Please!" I' know someone who can get us out of here." Alyssa began to dial a number.
"Damnit!" David rushed at Alyssa unexpectantly with enough strength to knock her down, which he did by the way and the phone went flying to the ground the phone shattering into plastic metallic bits.
"Oh fucking great!" David through his hands up in defeat.
"It was your fault!" Alyssa said innocently form her place on the ground
"MY Fault!" Oh dear Jesus....UGH!" David fought back the urge to yell at her.
Alyssa sighed and looked at David's obvious angered face, he actually looked cute when he was all worked up, though saying something smart may have not been the best idea right about now.
David walked to the other side of the basement running a hand through the loose part of his hair, he sat down looking menacingly at Alyssa from across the room.
Alyssa stared back and sighed, "So what are we gonna do...David?"
David said nothing as he stared at Alyssa, with more than just an evil glare.
"...Well, you better think of something Mr. Antisocial, I've got things to do" Alyssa said looking at her nails.
David balled his fist up and sighed a sigh of annoyance he had to figure out how to get out of here cause if he didn't he would honestly kill this woman sitting across from him...really....
A/N: Chapter 7 summary: Hmm is David going to be able to put up with Alyssa? Will Alyssa's antics get her killed? Hilarity ensues as the odd couple try to find a way out of the basement. It was a short update, but the rest will be longer promise, RxR please man PLEASE! That's all I ask.
Disclaimer: They belong to Capcom, not me. Lucky bastards.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Place the two most stubborn Outbreak characters together in some stupid situations and what do you get? Cursing and sexual tension what else do ya need? OH yeah a plot too =p...
Warnings: Things get a little warm from this point on be warned mortals
Notes: .......
Chapter 6: Trapped!
David wiped his hands clean, after about three good Alyssa-free hours he'd been able to fix and finish up Alyssa's badly damaged pipes. If he didn't know any better he'd figure that he got his work done faster when Alyssa wasn't around. After her failed attempt at trying to out plumber him, and the whole peep show he realized she was the one prohibiting his work from getting done. Although his mind involuntarily rewinded back to the whole peep show she'd given him, even though it wasn't intended and even though he only got a flash...it was nice to say the least, not one flaw from what he could tell anyway.
"Snap out of it King, thinking like that will get you in trouble." He reminded himself as he slid out from underneath the sink. Only to look up and see the curse herself, black heels clad in a form fitting black skirt and mauve business suit top. Her hair tied up in a short pony tail the blonde and strawberry locks spiking out in different directions. Those blue eyes of hers shined with some new kind of life, and her lips stood to attention with the application of a scarlet colored lipstick. David eyed her up and down and shook his head.
"Were are you going all dolled up?" David asked curiously
"Well, not that it's any business of yours...but I've decided to go back and get my damn job back." Alyssa replied with that familiar snobbish tone in her voice.
"Oh excuse me your highness." David said with a sarcastic smirk.
Alyssa eyed him for a second then observed what in the past three hours he'd accomplished.
"You done?" Alyssa asked the obvious.
"Yeah, where's my money lady?" David asked with an extended hand
"Excuse me, what's all this junk on the floor again man!" Alyssa pointed to the pipes on the kitchen floor.
"Extra equipment don't get your panties all in a twist please." David waved her off, sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Where are you going to put all of this stuff?" Alyssa asked making a scene out of the whole situation.
"You have a basement? Oh wait silly me your house is as big as all hell how could I forget that you have a basement?" David said with a sneer and stood to his feet, stretching any creeks he may have had in his back. Alyssa blinked at how tall he was, she was so used to seeing him on the floor she forgotten how he practically towered over her even with her high heels.
After picking up the extra pipes a couple of more were left behind David couldn't carry all of them mind you.
"Umm a little help here Princess." David said emotionlessly
"Ugh! Fine, can't even carry all of the pipes." Alyssa mumbled the last few words under her breath.
"Well, are you gonna show me where the basement is? I don't exactly live here y'know." David for whatever reason was felling irritated and fast too.
"Calm down there sparky, this way." Alyssa said passing him with the other two extra pipes in tow, she led the way, switching her hips a little more than usual smirking at how David must be looking at the moment.
'Oh great...she just needs to...stop...dear God please...' David struggled to keep his eyes off her well defined backside.
After traveling down a few flights of steps, they finally arrived at the door that would take them to the basement. David took the lead and opened the door walking down the small flight of steps that led into the main part of the basement.
"To be honest I've never been down here." Alyssa admitted as she followed David down the pair of small steps walking cautiously into the dimly lit basement.
"Really? Wonder why?" David said sarcastically. "Where do you want these?"
"Just put them any ol where." Alyssa throwing the pipes in a barren corner of the basement.
David tried his best to be polite and stacked the pipes neatly against the wall as Alyssa looked around the new empty space.
"Where's the light switch in this joint?" " I may put some stuff down here now." Alyssa smiled, as she searched aimlessly for the light switch near the entrance to the basement.
"Ok, done. Well, let's get out of here." David said walking to where Alyssa was standing.
"Oh here it is." Alyssa said turning to the right, the side of her hip accidentally closing the door behind her.
"Would you forget the lights let's go." David sneered and walked past her to opened the basement door, only to find out that he couldn't.
"What?" Alyssa looked at David's suddenly worried face.
David's expression hardened as he put more strength into his next attempt to open the door.
"Oh hell...Hell no!" Alyssa figured out what was going on and shoved David out of the way to try her hand at the door.
"No! No! NO!" Alyssa rammed her shoulder up against the door, but all that did was bruise it to all hell. "Damnit"
"Let me try." David suggested but even his strength couldn't budge the damned thing either.
"What the hell is this thing made out of?" David grumbled irritably, although by looking it certainly wasn't wood.
"I don't know! Damnit I don't know!" Alyssa put her hand to her head mumbling the phrase "Oh God" over and over again.
"Look just calm down-
"Calm down! We're fuckin trapped you idiot." Alyssa pounded her fist on the basement door.
David side stepped her and walked back down the stairs into the main part of the basement, he whipped out his cell phone and dialed Sam's number calmly.
"Oh thank God you have a phone." Alyssa sped walked over to David snatching the phone away unaware that he'd already called Sam.
"Give me back my damn phone." David tried to snatch back the phone from her.
"I'm gonna call someone!" Alyssa said holding the phone with a firm grip, David trying his best not to hurt her while getting his phone back.
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"Hello." Sam answered
Give me the damn phone Alyssa!
No!
"Hello? Who is this?" Sam didn't have a clue as to what was going on the other line.
I'm not playin man! Give me the fuckin- The line went dead...
"Ok that was weird." Sam waved off the mysterious phone call and went back to work.
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"Alyssa, I really don't wanna hurt you" Look! I already called someone." David gave Alyssa a stern look
"You think those grease monkey friends of yours will save us! Please!" I' know someone who can get us out of here." Alyssa began to dial a number.
"Damnit!" David rushed at Alyssa unexpectantly with enough strength to knock her down, which he did by the way and the phone went flying to the ground the phone shattering into plastic metallic bits.
"Oh fucking great!" David through his hands up in defeat.
"It was your fault!" Alyssa said innocently form her place on the ground
"MY Fault!" Oh dear Jesus....UGH!" David fought back the urge to yell at her.
Alyssa sighed and looked at David's obvious angered face, he actually looked cute when he was all worked up, though saying something smart may have not been the best idea right about now.
David walked to the other side of the basement running a hand through the loose part of his hair, he sat down looking menacingly at Alyssa from across the room.
Alyssa stared back and sighed, "So what are we gonna do...David?"
David said nothing as he stared at Alyssa, with more than just an evil glare.
"...Well, you better think of something Mr. Antisocial, I've got things to do" Alyssa said looking at her nails.
David balled his fist up and sighed a sigh of annoyance he had to figure out how to get out of here cause if he didn't he would honestly kill this woman sitting across from him...really....
A/N: Chapter 7 summary: Hmm is David going to be able to put up with Alyssa? Will Alyssa's antics get her killed? Hilarity ensues as the odd couple try to find a way out of the basement. It was a short update, but the rest will be longer promise, RxR please man PLEASE! That's all I ask.