I made this up when I was reading another fanfic at 3:30 AM trying not to be heard by my parents (come to think of it I'm still trying not to be heard and it's working- my parents are oblivious.) Anyhow, this is what I think would happen if Yoko was let out of Suichi's mind for a few days. This should be fun! !
Chapter 1
Yoko Gets Out

Edward- a tiger youkai- and Kumi-a kitsune youkai- were sitting at the kitchen table playing a game of B.S. (Just in case some of you don't know what that is, it's a game where you have to put cards down in order and if you don't have the right card you have to bluff. If someone catches you and calls B.S. then you have to take all the cards in the deck and vise versa. There, that was as quick a lesson you're going to get.) Kumi was losing miserably while Ed had lied the whole time. Kurama came down the stairs and shook his head at the wad of cards in Kumi's hands. (The YYH boys were staying at the house Fang, Ed, and Kumi shared to recover from a mission.) "You know you're going to lose again."

"I know, and it really sucks ya know? I have all the cards, and can tell if she's lying, but I still lose."

"And the worst part is I've been lying the whole time." Ed chanted. "I know! Just like the 397 other times we played this stupid game! If only I could read your mind."

"Why can't you?" Kurama asked sitting at the end of the table watching half amused as Kumi rolled her eyes. "She made me promise not to because it would ruin the point of playing the game." "You know it would."

"I knooooooooooooooooooooooooow! Do you have to rub it in already? Geez!" Kumi whined. Ed put a card down while Kumi rolled her eyes. "I don't even know what fucking number we're on, so I'll just say B.S." Ed shook her head and held up the card she'd just put down. "Damned jokers!" Kumi mumbled. "Oh well, since that's done and I don't feel like another failure, I can go mess with Kurama's head now!" She happily bounded out of her chair and over to Kurama's. "Why do you always mess with my head?"

"Cuz it's all cool how you have two voices up in there. One says one thing and the other totally contradicts what the other says. It's funny sometimes."

"What do they say up there?" Ed asked. "I .......don't........know.............stuff. Here, let me see if I can make him say it."

"How will she know who says what?" Kurama asked trying his hardest to stall her. A crazy psycho was trying to play havoc with his brain- most people would try to do the same.

"If she pays attention to the conversation, she'll know, now shut up. I need total silence to do this. Oh, and as a warning for you Edward, you might be a little disturbed."

"I'm used to it with you and Fang."

"Alright- here goes." Kumi put both her hands on Kurama's head and her eyes dulled. Not soon after, Kurama's did the same. "Kumi, haven't talked to you in a while."

"Hey Yoko. Ed wants to hear what you say when I talk to you. I'm gonna partially bring you out so she can hear you. Promise you won't do anything to, ya know, get fully out."

"That was truly a stupid question Kumi," Suichi stated, "He's going to try to get out."

"Now, now Suichi, do you really not trust me? I won't try anything."

"Yeah, right."

"I won't try anything, believe me?"

"No, not really."

"I won't can you just tell her what to do so her friend can hear?" "Yoko, I really don't trust you with this."

"Well then why'd you let her bring this up?"

"I usually just let her talk, nod, and agree. She normally doesn't mean half the things she says."

"WILL THE TWO OF YOU COME TO A DAMNED CONCLUSION ALREADY? I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF THIS!"

"Wow, Kumi, a little edgy are we?"

"Shut up Yoko. Suichi can I do this or not, the welled up power in my hands is killing me."

"I don't want you to, but if you must, then I guess-"

"Thanks. I will now start this long tedious procedure while you two shut the hell up."

Meanwhile on the outside Ed is picking at her claws when Fang comes down the stairs. "What the hell are they doing?"

"Kumi's inside his brain and is trying to get Yoko to talk."

"Can she do that?"

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?"

"It was just a question."

Kumi suddenly snapped back to her usual unusual self, "Hiyuuuuuuuu Fangy!" and walked to the fridge to get a flavored water.

Ed stared at her then stared at Kurama then went back to Kumi. "Are you just gonna leave him like that? He's starting to creep me out. His eyes are all non-kurama-ish." She said waving her hands around wildly.

"He'll come around sooner or later- hopefully sooner rather than later."

Fang started to sit at the last chair at the table when maniacal laughter spilled into the room. She widened her eyes and ran out of the room screaming something about pickles taking over the world.

Kumi watched her leave the room- totally ignoring the laughter- and wondered why she was yelling about pickles. "Fang, pickles can't walk. Come to think of it, they don't even have legs!" She yelled after her.

"Yeah, or lungs!" Ed yelled.

"See!?" Kumi yelled in agreement.

"You two are oblivious."

The two demons turned towards Kurama and gasped. His eyes were now hazel instead of green and silver streaks ran through his hair while fox ears stuck out the top of his head. "Hey cool, it worked!" Kumi exclaimed shooting her hands in the air and spraying everyone at the table with water.

"It actually did, cool, but why was he laughing like that?" Ed asked licking the water from her fingers.

"I don't know, ask him."

"Ok! Yoko, why were laughing like that just now?"

"Because now I can do this." A moment after Yoko answered, a bright light filled the room and a big gust of wind like a tornado filled the room sending the girls flying backwards. Kumi hit her head against the side of a wall while Ed held on to the hanging light above the table. A Minute Later! The wind calmed and the light disappeared. Ed's eyes bugged almost all the way out of her head. "OH MY GOD, KUMI, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?" When there was no answer, she looked around and found Kumi lying on the floor with a trail of blood on the wall. Forgetting her question- and the fact that Kumi healed extremely fast- she yelled at the top of her lungs, "OH MY GOD KUMI'S DEAD!"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP!?!? MY GOD NO WONDER KUMI HAS RINGING IN HER EARS!"

"OH MY GOD IT'S YOKO!"

"Ed?"

"What?"

"You figured that out two seconds ago."

"She has a short attention span." Kumi said getting up and rubbing the back of her head. "You'll have to excuse her."

"Are you ok?" Yoko asked sitting down beside Kumi.

Kumi jumped up about five feet in the air, did a flip, and landed on the couch fifteen feet away. "AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOTIC SEX-CRAZED STEALING THIEVING ...................um.................... KITSUNE!"

"You actually had to think about the word kitsune? It was kind of obvious."

"SHUT UP! What did you do to Suichi?"

"Nothing, he's fine."

"Bull, I bet you probably made it so he's like a two year old."

"No I didn't."

"Why should I believe you?"

Yoko shrugged.

Kumi rolled her eyes and got off the couch. "Ed, watch him."

Ed got off the light she'd been hanging on for about five minutes and climbed off the table. "Which one?"

"The only other one that's conscious!"

"Oh, right." Ed walked over to Yoko and sat right in front of him, her face inches away from his.

"What in the Lord's name is she doing?"

Kumi shrugged, "She's watching you."

"Tell her to back off."

"No."

"Yes."

"No, you'll get used to it after a while." Kumi walked over to an unconscious Suichi. She picked his head up from the table and hit him on his forehead. He didn't wake up. She pulled at his hair, and his cheeks, then slapped him around a bit and he still didn't wake up. Yoko's ears twitched and he turned to Kumi. "Hiei's mad."

"Isn't he always?" Kumi said sitting on the table and poking at Suichi's forehead.

"You really don't care what happens do you?"

"No, not really. I mean, he's probably mad because Fang's been ramming her head into a wall for the past fifteen minutes and yelling about pickles taking over the world, or- HEY SUICHI'S COMING TO!"

Suichi opened his eyes- which were back to their original green color- and raised one eyebrow as he stared at Kumi, then at Yoko, then at Ed. "Why do you all look like animals?"

"OH MY GOD YOKO, YOU DID MAKE HIM STUPID!"

"He's not stupid, he just doesn't have the knowledge I gave him of demons." Yoko said getting up from his spot on the floor and making Ed fall flat on her face. He walked over to Suichi, stared at him for a second and then slapped him upside his head. "Baka ningen." With that, he started to raid the fridge. Kumi stared at him as if he were crazy.......................which, in a way...........................he was. She jumped off the table, grabbed one of his ears and pulled his head out of the fridge. "What the hell was that!?"

"Ow! What, he is a stupid human!"

"No I'm not!" said Suichi who instantly was distracted by the open fridge. "Sweeeeeeeeet pizza!"

Ed ran to where everyone else was standing and blocked Suichi's view of the pizza. "ED'S PIZZA GET AWAY!" She showed all her teeth and hissed at him. His eyes opened as wide as truck tires and he ran away screaming at the top of his lungs.

"What's his problem?" Kumi asked letting go of Yoko's ear.

"I don't know."

"He wanted my pizza! He'll never get it..........................NEVER!" Kumi was about to say something to Ed about being a psycho, but a loud scream cut her off. Fang came running down the stairs holding a pickle jar and being chased by Hiei.

"Told you he was mad." Yoko said.

"And I told you I didn't care. Here, I'll prove it." With that, Kumi walked up the stairs followed by Ed who was carrying her pizza box. "Ed, you know there's no pizza in there right?"

"There isn't?"

Kumi shook her head. Ed shrugged and followed her the rest of the way up the five flights of stairs to Kumi's room. Yoko stood in the kitchen confused as Hiei chased Fang around the table and yelling at her to shut up. After not being noticed for a very long time, he shook his head at the two and decided to find out where Kumi, Ed, and Suichi had gone.

Yes, yes, I know, it was short, but this was my first fanfic in a long time and I seriously need Ed's help on this. (Ed you won't talk to me! I feel sad! And you never gave me my book back! I'm mad at you!) I'll try to make the next chappi better ok guys. As for right now, ja ne minna-san!