Hiya! Just to let you all know, I'm very happy while writing this because I'm eating our last bag of popcorn and my otou-san is going to be really mad at me because he thinks he owns all the popcorn in the world and he has to give me money today! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet! OK! ONWARD WE GO!
Yoko stopped outside the door he assumed was Kumi's- seeing that it was rather normal and the others were littered with pictures of anime, puppies, kittens, and weapons. He turned the knob on the door and found it was locked. (Duh it was locked, why would you leave a door unlocked when there was a perverted kitsune bandit in your home. (Even if the pervert thing was just a rumor. O.o) He picked the lock easily with a bent paperclip he found on the floor and opened the door. (rhyme!) He was about to walk in when he saw another door with a button in the middle. "What the hell?" He pressed the button and instantly covered his ears. "Kumi what the hell is wrong with you!? Why do you have a dog whistle installed in your door!? You can hear it too!"
Yusuke popped his head outside his door across the enormous hallway and stared at Yoko. "Hey Yoko, what are you doing here!?" Yusuke asked.
"WHAT?"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"KUMI GOT ME OUT OF SUICHI'S MIND!"
"OH, JUST IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, THAT'S A TORTURE DOOR. DON'T ASK ME WHY SHE HAS IT."
"OH. HOW DO I GET IN HER ROOM?"
"WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? SHE'S TOTALLY WEIRD AND PROBABLY HAS TORTURE DEVISES AND THE LIKE IN THERE."
"SO?"
Kumi opened her door and turned off the dog whistle before it caused her brain damage, not that she could get much more of it.
"WHY ARE YOU TWO YELLING!? I CAN HEAR YOU TWO BAKAS IN MY ROOM AND IT HAS A SOUND BARRIER!"
"YOU HAVE A DOG WHISTLE PIERCING MY BRAIN!" Yoko answered.
"WELL IT'S NOT ON ANYMORE!"
"IT'S NOT!?"
"NO!"
"THEN WHY DO I STILL HEAR IT?"
"RINGING IN YOUR EARS, IT'LL BE THERE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR!"
"THEN YOU KNOW WHY I WAS YELLING!"
O.o "Oh, well why are you-"
"WHAT?"
"I SAID OH, WELL WHY ARE YOU HERE!?"
"I WANTED TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU WERE!"
"WELL NOW YOU KNOW!"
"WHERE'S ED?"
"SHE IN HERE MOURNING THE LOSS OF JOSH!"
"WHO'S JOSH!?" Yusuke and Yoko asked at the same time.
"HER PIZZA! SHE FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT THERE'S NO MORE!"
"JOSH IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ed yelled from inside the room.
"ED SHUT UP, JOSH DIED A LONG TIME AGO AND JOHN'S COMING IN TWENTY MINUTES!"
"BUT I WANT JOOOOOOOOOOSH!"
"WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH JOHN!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
By this time, Kumi had gotten tired of Ed's whining and shoved about five pairs of black socks in her mouth. "There, now where was I?"
Just then, Hiei trudged up the stairs dragging his katana behind him.
"Hey Hiei, what's up with you?" Yusuke asked.
Hiei gave him a death glare and went into his room and slammed the door.
"You didn't kill her did you Hiei?" Kumi asked. There was no answer. "That's not good. Ed come on, we have to take Fang to the hospital."
"JOSH!"
"NO!"
"JOSH!"
"NO!"
"JOSH!"
"NO!"
"JOSH!"
"FINE, IF YOU COME JOSH WILL COME BACK."
"OK!"
"Baka........" Kumi muttered.
"What?"
"Nothing, nothing at all."
They finally reached the general area of downstairs and soon found Fang backed up in a corner with her jar of pickles rocking back and forth and singing "if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener".
Kumi stared before walking over and kneeling next to her like she was about to pat her on the back the way those saps do when their friends break into tears for no reason on those day time soap operas, then she yelled,
"FANG KRISS, GET YER CHUBBY LIL' ASS OFF THE FLOOR AND STOP PRETENDING YER A HOT DOG! NO ONE LOVES YOU THAT MUCH!"
"Though the big garble monster on the fifth floor of McDonalds wants to eat you." Ed said with an insane smile on her face.
Kumi and Yoko stared- Kumi because her friend had just said something really weird and Yoko because he was wondering what had made Ed smile that insanly- at her before Kumi started to slap Fang to try to snap her out of being a dummy.
"I don't think it'll work Kumi." Yoko said after the millionth slap to Fang's face.
Kumi shrugged. "Fine, she can just stay there if she's not going to get up."
"WHAT?"
Kumi rolled her eyes and walked past Yoko to the living room where she sat in front of the TV. "Come on Ed, the babysitter's here!"
"Yay! Is it Unkie Network or Cousin Nikki?" (Unkie Network is cartoon network and cousin Nikki is nick. Yes, she calls the tv her babysitter, don't ask.)
"Unkie Network!"
"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!"
"SHUSH! He's talking."
Yoko walked into the room where the two girls sat with their eyes glued on the TV screen. He stared for a moment before sitting down on the couch behind them. His ears were still ringing from Kumi's little torture device and he couldn't hear a thing, so when Fang snuck up on him and started staring at his shoulder he practically jumped out of his skin.
"FANG, YOU LIL' BAKA ONNA, I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW FOR THAT!"
"SHUSH! UNKIE NETORK IS TALKING!" was the girl's reply.
"WHO THE HELL IS UNKIE NETWORK!?"
"SHUT UP!" the three girls replied.
After about an hour of glaring and figuring out that it was most likely that it wasn't affecting the girls, Yoko shrugged, got up from the couch and started to walk upstairs. Then out of no where in particular Suichi came running down the stairs yelling something about a guy named John.
Yes, I no, it's short and stuff and doesn't make much sense, but too bad, I have writer's block! Deal with it! And PLEAZE REVIEW! I'M SO LONELY WITHOUT REVIEWS!