Sesshoumaru Goes Crazy (Part 2)
The three walked on the path toward the castle, Jaken and Rin eyed their master suspiciously."Are you sure you are okay my lord?" asked Rin.
"Yes my lord," said Jaken, "You seemed to be a little off earlier today."
"Why wouldn't I be okay?" glared Sesshoumaru.
He had one of those looks when you wanted to pummel Jaken into the earth. (You probably love doing that don't you? With the blood and the punching and the wails of pain…sigh killing Jaken is a beautiful sight. [Sorry to Jaken lovers, he is funny though…{And there really are Jaken lover, just telling those who don't believe me.}])
"Oh nothing master! Nothing!" shouted Jaken as he slowly
went on the other side of Rin.
"Good." Said Sesshoumaru. He turned his head towards the horizon and thought.
Rin and Jaken quietly followed
"Inuyasha," asked Kagome, "Do you really think it is a good idea to follow Sesshoumaru?"
"Well why wouldn't it be?" he sneered.
Thinking of what happened yesterday was just, just, just wrong. His brother said Inuyasha was a shame because of his human blood? Well just what about him? Mocking Kaede and pretending he was a fruitcake. Well actually, the Kaede act was pretty convincing, not to mention amusing.
"Well we do have to make sure that the lord is alright and will not hurt himself." Said Miroku.
"But why should we care about him?" asked Shippo, "I mean, he never worried about us. Always trying to kill Inuyasha, and almost succeeding a few times."
"You dare underestimate my power?!" shouted Inuyasha. He had a nice vein running along his temple.
Shippo jumped into Kagome's arms. "Of course not Inuyasha! Never!" He shook his head no.
"Good." Said Inuyasha.
Sesshoumaru opened the gates to the castle and stepped inside. He left them open for Jaken and Rin but did not stop for them.
"Do you think the master is fine?" whispered Jaken, "He does not even know about his dilemma."
"I can hear you, you know?" said Sesshoumaru, "What dilemma?"
"Nothing oh great one!" Said Jaken.
Rin looked at Jaken and then Sesshoumaru and then Jaken again. She shrugged her shoulders and sighed. Jaken never knew when to keep his mouth shut.
They walked into the castle and Rin went to her bedroom and shut the door. She dragged Jaken in with her.
Sesshoumaru went over to his bedroom and went onto the bed. He found nothing strange about the way he himself was acting, or how Rin was acting. He gently closed his yes and let sleep take over.
"Jaken!" shouted Rin.
"Yes?" asked Jaken nervously.
"Don't you know when to keep your mouth shut? Master Sesshoumaru could have killed you for that, or even worse! Then I wouldn't have anybody to play with." She muttered.
"Hmm…" said Jaken.
"I don't care anymore. I think I must sleep." She yawned, "Go back to your room."
Jaken quietly slipped out of the room and went over to his master's room. He stepped slowly inside making sure that the lord was safe.
He went onto the large bed and went over to Sesshoumaru's head. He sat on his chest and sighed. "Please don't do that to me Lord Sesshoumaru." He whispered.
Jaken jumped off the bed and went to his own room.
Sesshoumaru's ears twitched slightly but that was all.
In the morning Jaken and Rin went into the dining room. But, there was no Sesshoumaru or any food.
"Where is lord Sesshoumaru?" asked Rin.
Suddenly they heard a voice. Not just any voice, but a voice singing.
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and work all day!"
Rin followed the voice outside.
To her BIG surprise, She found Sesshoumaru singing and dancing. He was carrying a large ax and cutting down trees also.
"Are you all right Sesshoumaru?" she asked.
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!"
"Lord Sesshoumaru!" cried Jaken, "You are certainly NOT a lumberjack! Please stop this!"
"On Wednesdays I go shopping!" He kept on Singing and chopping down trees.
Jaken ran over to Sesshoumaru and clung to his leg, "Please stop this!" Jaken began to cry in all the shock.
Behind a bush near the trees, but not quite near enough, Inuyasha and the gang were hiding.
"That certainly cannot be good for the environment." commented Kagome.
"The En-vie-ron-mint?" asked Shippo.
"The environment, your surroundings, the atmosphere." She explained.
"Oh, I see now." Shippo nodded his head as if he really understood, but he didn't.
"He's a lumberjack?" asked Inuyasha, "What in seven hells is he talking about?!" he screamed.
"Keep it down Inuyasha, they'll hear you!" Sango whispered.
Miroku just nodded.
Sesshoumaru stopped hacking at the tree. He turned to stare at the bush."Is everything alright my lord?" asked Jaken. He cautiously went over to the side of his master.
"I see hiding people." He said as if he was in the 'sixth sense'.
"Come out!" barked Sesshoumaru.
The Inuyasha gang came out from the bushes, "You finally noticed us, eh Sesshoumaru?"
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Sesshoumaru, "Little brother! I have missed you dearly! Oh, how you've grown!"
He ran over to Inuyasha and hugged him tightly.
"I love you." He sighed.
He buried his head in Inuyasha's shoulder and began to cry.
"Kagome?" asked Inuyasha.
"Yes?" she replied.
"Get My Brother Off Me!" he screamed.
"I'm not sure I know how." She said.
Miroku went over to Sesshoumaru. He stepped on the large puff that hung from Sesshoumaru's shoulder. He then took the puff and waved it in the air.
"Oh Sesshoumaru! I stole you puff!" Miroku started running.
"MY PUFF!!" Sesshoumaru exclaimed, "How could you?"
He sat down cross-legged and began to cry.
A little further from them Kikyo was walking and Kagura were walking.
Kikyo was walking below and on the trees was Kagura, who was sent by Naraku to watch her.
"What a pity," said Kagura, "All the miko does is walk around gathering souls. Nothing interesting." She leaped down onto the ground and hid behind the tree.
Kikyo walked slowly waiting for more souls to come to her. She then heard two noises. One was the sound of somebody trying to be quiet and one was the sound of people yelling and screaming. She walked towards the loudest one first.
She came to the clearing and saw Inuyasha, his brother, and the rest of his group.
"Inuyasha?" she whispered. She looked at everyone else, Sesshoumaru particularly.
"What could the lord be doing?" she asked herself.
Sesshoumaru stopped crying and sniffed the air. He frowned.
"What is it Sesshoumaru?" asked Sango.
"I smell something, not just something but…" he sniffed the air again, "yes, I smell Kikyo."
'Kikyo?' thought Inuyasha, he tried to turn his head slowly but did not succeed.
Kagome sighed. Inuyasha still thought about her. She went over to Inuyasha and grabbed his hand.
Sesshoumaru sniffed the air again. "Hmm." He said.
"Who now?" asked Miroku.
"The feather girl." He said
"Who?"
"The feather girl, the one that flies around on the feather. The one who is sister to the freaky girl with the mirror."
"He must mean Kagura." Whispered Miroku.
"Just come out." Said Sango. She looked towards the forest, where she assumed Kagura and Kikyo were watching.
Kikyo stepped out, "I see you have been having lots of fun Lord Sesshoumaru."
"So where is Kagura?" asked Miroku.
"So she was the one following me." She mumbled.
Sesshoumaru went behind Kikyo and over to where Kagura was hiding.
"AUNTY KAGURA!" He glomped her.
"What is wrong with him!" she asked.
"Oh how I have missed you!" he nestled his head into her shoulder.
"Dance of Dragon!" she shouted, she waved her fan and attacked Sesshoumaru.
"ACKLES!" shouted Sesshoumaru. He ran up into a tree and stayed there.
Kagura's attack knocked down the tree and sadly our dear, dear nephew did not have enough sense to get off.
He fell with the tree still sitting cross-legged and then he fell slowly onto the floor, still sideways, still with his legs crossed.
Inuyasha, Kagura, and the rest were all watching with amazement.
"Why did he not get off the tree?" asked Kagura.
"I have no idea." Said Inuyasha.
"Am I a lumberjack?" asked Sesshoumaru.
"No!" shouted almost everyone.
"Hmmm." He thought for a second, "Then I must be a fruitcake!"
"Oh god no." sighed Kagome.
Suddenly Sesshoumaru began to run.
"Where is he going?"
"I have no clue." He said.
And everybody, including Kikyo and Kagura, followed him.
A/N: So how do you think it was this time? And to all who care, it will go on, do not worry yes it will so YAY! I am also very, very, very, very sorry that I had not updated. I was being a lazy but-head.
I would also like to say this to a few of my reviewers. I love Sesshoumaru-sama too. He is not yours glare and I will fight to the death to keep it that way, he will fight for me too. I dislike how some people treat him like an object or a guy who stands around that they can make out with. It really kinda pisses me off. I am fine if people love him but they shoudl REALLY love him. Actually I do kinda mind even if they really do love him but I mind less.
After this replying to the reviewers I will go and tell you how I got the idea for my story. It will be VERY amusing.
Review Replysqueak: well have fun! Bye!
Lilly: thank you! I have more to do. MUAHAHAHAHA
Bishonen no Miko: My Sesshoumaru. You will know why I write it well soon.
I: my Sesshoumaru, yes he can sing
ReginaLucifer: Well it kinda had to be, could you have a better way?
Sesshoumaru girl: Are you insane? CHAN? Sesshoumaru-CHAN? I highly doubt he is younger than you.
Kikyo1313: he has gone nuts. ;;
Siyengo: oh dear, seems my fic has made YOU go crazy.
Sesshoumarulover11: You know why he did. MY SESSHOUMARU!
PrettyLiLbunny: has been continued.
Blue moon: glad ya liked it. Singing is good
Yami lobo Shwarz: I have hurried up but sadly for next chapter you will have to waitL
Antivika: sequel chapter, same thing right?
Sesshys mate: glare glare glare glare how can you treat him like that? I am ashamed glare glare glare glare
Sirrena: if it happened in a real show? uh-oh.
THE IDEASo it is March Break and my sister takes me out for a late birthday present. She then took me to WEIL'S. A very, very, very, good bakery. They have the best food. I took a free sample and ate a cupcake, (with lots and lots of icing ) and she bought me a chocolate chip bun. And I ate it. I then started to be hyper. I acted silly and my sister said I was such a fruitcake. So then I started to believe I really was a fruitcake. I started to talk to myself and I then realized that fruitcakes don't talk. So I started to shush myself but then I thought my sister was going to eat me. But then I realized that people say that fruitcakes taste yucky. So I had no more worries. I was a fruitcake for a while after that
And that would be all for today, also when reviewing please add some comments like what you liked and a few suggestions please?
Also I am going to China in June so I will not be updating. Sorry about that but you will just have to live with it. {:oP