Sesshoumaru Goes Crazy (Part 3)
Sesshoumaru ran in front while the rest followed behind. Then, Sesshoumaru began to run so fast he was out of sight.
"He doesn't even notice I have his puff." Sighed Miroku.
"Well I guess my lord doesn't want it." Said Rin quietly.
"Don't say such lies!" cried Jaken as he covered his ears and began to run around in large, large circles.
Suddenly, Sesshoumaru came back and grabbed his puff away from Miroku, "My puff."
AND THEN he ran away into Inuyasha's forest.
"That's funny, why would Sesshoumaru go into Inuyasha's forest?" asked Kikyo.
They walked slowly behind and Sesshoumaru stopped at the bone eaters well.
Sesshoumaru jumped in.
The group watched him carefully.
"Rumplestiltskin! Rumplstiltskin! Rumpilstiltskin!"
"What is he doing now?" whispered Sango.
"Why are you asking me?" said Kirara.
"Kirara?"
"Yes?"
"Why are you talking?"
"Because you are a fruitcake?"
"Am I going crazy?"
"No of course not."
Sango looked around and shrugged; she turned her head back to Sesshoumaru.
"Kagome?" asked Sesshoumaru.
"Yes?" she replied kindly.
"Could you come here for a second?"
Kagome bit her lip and was a bit insecure about this but eventually she agreed.
Sesshoumaru grabbed her by the arm and pushed her into the floor.
"SESSHOUMARU YOU LET GO OF HER!" yelled Inuyasha.
But soon she disappeared into the well with Sesshoumaru right after her.
"Damn it." muttered Inuyasha.
He turned around to face the rest of them.
"So which one of you idiots is gonna go with me to save Kagome?" he asked.
Everyone raised their hand and Inuyasha took Shippo's hand and Shippo took Miroku's hand and he took Sango's hand (which made her blush), Kirara stood on Sango's shoulder and Kikyo took Sango's hand and Kagura took Kikyo's hand Rin took her hand and Jaken was left alone because nobody cares.
Everyone looked at Kagura.
"What?" she asked
"You care about Kagome why?" they all asked.
"Why does the miko get to go?" she replied.
They all looked at Kikyo.
"I am protector of humans and think of what Sesshoumaru would do. Besides, Kagome is my reincarnation."
They looked at Kagura again.
"Well, Sesshoumaru is my…. my…. nephew." She said knowing that she would regret it later.
"…"
"What?"
"Well let's go save Kagome!" shouted Inuyasha.
"YEAH!" they all shouted with him. Except for Kikyo, Kagura, and Kirara. The reason is Kirara can't talk (wink wink nudge nudge) and Kikyo and Kagura don't care.
They fell through the well together and each had their own thoughts.
"I hope Kagome is alright." Thought Inuyasha.
"I am scared, at least Inuyasha is here to protect me!" thought Shippo.
"This is what Naraku will want to know." Thought Kagura.
"I am holding hands with Sango!" thought Miroku.
"I hope that hentai doesn't try anything, and I hope Kagome is well." Thought Sango.
"The well has changed since I had last come." Thought Kikyo.
"I am hungry." Thought Kirara.
When they got to the other side they all fell into the bottom of the well. (Or technically fell up because the way you go up first and then gravity comes.)
Inuyasha jumped out of the well and the rest followed.
He jumped onto the tree with Shippo on his shoulder and opened the window.
He waved for everyone to come in and jumped into the window.
Sango and Kikyo jumped onto the god tree and into the window, Kagura flew, and Miroku used Kirara.
Eventually they all got into her bedroom.
As they went in they were all shocked at what they saw.
Inuyasha was dressed in clothes a little bit too small for him. Modern clothing that is.
"What are you all looking at?" he asked.
"It's just… just… just that we never see you like that." Said Kikyo.
"Not to mention that those cloths are too small." Said Miroku.
"Yeah? Well Sesshoumaru took all my normal sized clothes." Muttered Inuyasha.
Sango and Kikyo stepped into the washroom and changed into some of Kagome's clothing.
Miroku changed into Kagome's father's clothes.
"Where did ya get that Miroku?" asked Inuyasha. He looked down at his own clothing.
"I have eyes and I can see." He replied.
Inuyasha left and changed.
Sango had on a white t-shirt with a button-up sweater on top. She wore a nice blue jean skirt. (Kagome wore this in one of the beginning episodes I believe)
Kikyo wore Her School uniform.
Kagura stayed normal.
"Kikyo looks like Kagome." Thought Inuyasha.
(That was not very crazy, but now we meet with Sesshoumaru! That is what you all want right? Or do you want Kirara the talking cat?)
Sesshoumaru had Kagome sitting on his shoulders and was singing.
"Raindrops or roses and whiskers on kittens, snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes…"
Kagome had learned to ignore it. She just sat there and waited. Inuyasha would find her soon.
Sesshoumaru took her to a large building with a billboard sign on it.
Kagome looked up and so I girl with a microphone.
"Here we are!" shouted Sesshoumaru excitedly.
He went into the building dragging Kagome.
"Where are we going?" she asked.
"You will see!" he smiled.
He went up to the desk at the front and spoke to a girl
"Hello!" he said happily to the girl.
"Hello sir! Are you here for the karaoke contest?" she asked.
"Yes in fact I am." Smiled Sesshoumaru, "and I would like to sign my friend up too."
"What?!?!?" screamed Kagome, "Wait, I am NOT going to do that."
"Sign us up as partners." Said Sesshoumaru.
"Sure thing." The girl said. She signed him up, "You are number seventeen."
"Alright." Said Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru went in with Kagome dragging her by the wrist. He shoved an outfit into her hands.
"You go into the change room and put this on." He ordered.
He himself took something and went into another change room.
When they came out Kagome was in a sailor outfit looking rather boyish.
BUT when Sesshoumaru came out he was wearing a dress and holding an umbrella, and to what we can see, he was wearing a corset.
"I can't sing like this!" Kagome screamed, "Better yet be seen out there with you dressed like THAT!"
"Come on you baka's!" screamed Inuyasha, " We need to rescue Kagome!"
"Do you really think Sesshoumaru can really do that much damage?" asked Shippo.
"No, but Kagome does need to be rescued." Said Miroku.
"I am just here to follow these idiots as if I do not then I shall feel the wrath of Naraku." Thought Kagura, " One day I shall kill Naraku but for now I may amuse myself with these fools."
Kikyo followed slowly.
Inuyasha tired them all out by running, they were panting and sweating like crazy all except Kagura for she flew on her feather.
They ran around on the streets until Inuyasha caught scent of Kagome in a building.
"She went that way." He pointed to the left where a large building with a karaoke sign hung.
"They went there?" panted Sango in disbelief.
Inuyasha hurried in, they stopped in an auditorium that was filled with many, many other people.
It was huge and there were microphones everywhere.
They sat down at a table, all of them tired from Inuyasha's running.
Suddenly lights around them flashed.
"It is time for number seventeen to come up everybody! Get ready to hear what these people have to sing!" said an announcer.
The group rest and waited for what they were about to see.
A/N: What will they be singing? gasp (suggestions? It has to fit a sailor suit and a girl with an umbrella though) Next chapter, some flip-flops and humans. Ooooh what suspense! Suddenly lightening crashed! Sorry to scare you all like that the suspense was building up. ANYWAY Comments on what you liked or suggestions would be nice to know eh?
Review Replies
Yami Lobo Schwarz: I am not his clone; I am lady of the western lands. Kakarot stew? I do not think he is very tasty Of course Kagura is not your aunt, you just think she is Again, I do not think Kagura and Kikyo taste very good.
If I am mate of Sesshoumaru then that must mean you are sister in law! YAY! I can be your sister too!
Gothica the first: WELL OBVIOUSLY! But that is not the point, if you want me to write one where Naraku goes crazy I will. And if you thought that was not right why did you read my story? It is called SESSHOUMARU GOES CRAZY not the NARAKU GOES CRAZY SO I CAN PLEASE OH MIGHTY GOTHICA THE FIRST, got it? My story and not yours, good day.
AmiTai: so 'friend' did you like my fic? I love Sesshoumaru, never had fruitcake.
Sirrena: You just stole my idea :p you suckage. I was gonna do that myself but I suppose I can do somebody else. I should go and read your reviews.