Sesshoumaru Goes Crazy (part 4)
A/N: In this chapter you may discover some shocking news! It turns out that… that… I make up things about Sesshoumaru. I meant I know about Sesshoumaru and his… well… just read and find out.
"I'm Dreaming of a white Christmas!"
'Oh god, what is he doing now?'
"Just like the ones I used to know…"
'I am dressed in a sailor suit, he is dressed as a girl singing about Christmas….'
"Where the tree tops glisten, and children listen…."
'But I must admit he has a nice voice, much better than Inuyasha's.'
"To here, slay bells in the snow…."
'What will be next?'
Sesshoumaru grabbed one of Kagome's hands put it on her (cough I meant HIS, HIS Sesshoumaru is no woman!) waist and then leaned his head on her shoulder.
"Jingle bells, Jingle bells."
'He is slow dancing and singing jingle bells.'
"Batman smells…."
'So now he starts acting like Souta?'
"Robin laid an egg…"
Suddenly Inuyasha crashed onto the stage. Everyone was flabbergasted!
"You let go of Kagome!" shouted Inuyasha, "Or I'll hurt you!"
"Daddy? Is it really you?" Asked Sesshoumaru with his bright Puppy dog eyes. (Or puppy demon eyes?)
"Excuse me, please get off the stage, will the silver haired girl dressed in the red please get off the stage." The man from the intercom was about to repeat when he heard a LOUD voice.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRL TO YOU?!?!?!" said Inuyasha, he marched his way up to the little man.
"Yes mam, I mean sir, I am sorry."
He took out the sword and swung it around.
"Ready little man?" asked Inuyasha, he had a red glint in his eyes.
"SIT! SIT! SIT!"
"AHHhhHHH"
Kagome and Sesshoumaru got off the stage and went over to their brother… "their" brother.
Sesshoumaru looked down, "That is one deeeeeeep hole ya' made there little bro."
Sesshoumaru looked at his brothers feet, "You need a manicure my good friend."
He took a pair of flip-flops out of his pocket and slipped them onto his feet. He took some skin colored duck tape and taped them on; next he did Inuyasha's toenails.
"I've never understood why father forbid me to do this to him, I mean it looks rather nice wouldn't you say Kagome?"
Sesshoumaru began to add a few sparkles to it and began to blow to help them dry.
Kagome blinked a few times, "Wow, that is nice." She looked at Sesshoumaru, 'Is this the TRUE lord of the western lands?'
Inuyasha woke up, "Whatthehellisnailpolishdoingonmytoenails?" (A/N: I hope you are all smart enough to figurethatout :P)
Sesshoumaru puffed out his cheeks and put on a pout, "I thought it looked pretty."
"Wellnowthatyoumentionit…itreallydoes,thebrightgreenreallydoesdosomething."
"I always knew you were a green person!"
As Sesshoumaru said that Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Shippo, Rin, Jaken, Kagura, and Kikyo came through the back door, although not all at once.
Inuyasha got up and hugged his brother.
Miroku's jaw dropped in aw, "Did I just see that happen?"
Sesshoumaru then whispered something in his brother's ear.
Inuyasha nodded… and nodded again… and again.
They took each other's hands and ran away outside of the building.
The rest followed them behind, not wanting to get them in trouble. (I will not be listing all their names )
"Did you not notice anything strange?" asked Kagura.
"What do you mean?" asked Kagome
"Yes, I saw it too." Said Kikyo
They stopped running.
Kikyo looked intently at Kagome, "Sesshoumaru took something out of his sleeve…"
Kagura nodded, "And then he stuck it into Inuyasha's back."
Kikyo nodded, "It looked like something on those big signs."
"You mean the ones in the sky?" asked Rin.
"Yes." Replied Kagura.
"Oh no! What has lord Sesshoumaru done now!" screamed Jaken.
The Small Frog/toad/bird ran around in many little circles and then began to scream.
Rin tugged on his sleeve, "Jaken-sama, it is alright, please stop your noisemaking."
Kikyo looked around, "It was that sign there!"
The whole group turned to look.
They were staring at a large billboard with a doctor on it. What that doctor had in her hand was a needle.
Kagome began to talk to herself; "Sesshoumaru injected Inuyasha with some kind of needle? What was in that needle?"
Everybody was staring at her, "Is there something wrong?" they chorused.
Shippo jumped onto her shoulder, "Are you ok Kagome?"
(A/N: do you people know how hard it is to insert…counts… 11 characters and make none of them disappear with them all talking and doing stuff? It is hard! Especially when they are all in the same place!)
Kagome nodded, "We have to go and find Inuyasha right NOW "
They all ran away from building to building trying to find them but couldn't. They also stood in the middle of the road and made a traffic jam from wherever you live to the CN Tower. (And if you live in Toronto well lucky you! The traffic jam isn't all that long!) They stayed there and thought… and thought… and thought… They began to look like Winnie the Pooh. They also had a lot of horns beeped at them.
Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha ran to a store far away in the center of the underground way but slightly above so it was not really underground.
They looked to the right, then they looked to the left, and they entered a store called The demon makeup store.
Inuyasha was dragged to the section where Sesshoumaru bought his makeup… erm… face markings. Inuyasha was a little woozy from whatever Sesshoumaru had injected him with.
"Inuyasha you remember what I told you?" asked Sesshoumaru.
"Well o' course I do Sesshoomaru."
"Good. Well I think you should know that this store has been here for thousands and thousands of years. Father came here and grandfather too, now I come."
Sesshoumaru bent down and bowed to the store. Inuyasha did the same, although he almost fell over while doing so but Sesshoumaru helped him.
They went in and saw a demoness at the counter. She looked at them, "May I help you?"
"Hi, I am Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands." He gave her a nod in Inuyasha's direction, "This is my brother. Now we are looking for the face markings and arm markings section, and the eye shadow would be nice to, oh yes, and the makeup remover please."
She looked at him… "Hi, I am Mandy and I work at this store. Face markings and arm markings are in room one, the eye shadow is in room number two, and the makeup remover and or hider is on the back wall of room three. And if you would like the shampoo conditioner and dye is in room four. Thank you."
Sesshoumaru walked first to room one. (These demon shops had rooms so they are a tad different)
"For you we need to use the exact same colours you used for me, that is the only way it shall work."
Inuyasha nodded. He looked over to the right and saw a purplish coloured pencil and handed it to Sesshoumaru, "Isthistheone?"
Sesshoumaru took it, "Blueberry-Grape… I believe this is the one."
Sesshoumaru took the cap off and began to draw lines on his little brother's face.
He put the cap back on the pencil, "Well we can't use this for your arm, go over to the other side and look for the same colour."
Inuyasha went and whispered to himself, "ForestGreen…LusciousBerry…SeaBlue… SeaFoamGreen…"
Sesshoumaru found the next colour, "Ocean Blue! This is the one!"
"Sesshoomaru, whycan'twejustuseSeaBlue?" asked Inuyasha.
"Because Sea Blue is completely different, only Female Princess Wolf Demons of the Youkai Youkai Blood use that, and they use it on their legs and feet."
Inuyasha shuddered, he sure wasn't a wolf and he was not a female wolf demon, that was for SURE.
"Iain'tnowolfgirlsodrawonme!" he screamed.
Sesshoumaru took the pencil and drew a moon… little did he know it was facing the right instead of the left. (All Sesshoumaru fans go gasp) He did this because he was being stupid and he looked at his forehead in the mirror and right now was not smart enough to know that.
Sesshoumaru whipped out eye shadow, " And lastly MAGENTA!"
(A/N: This is the only real colour and I think that it is right)
Inuyasha looked in the mirror and would you believe it, he looked like Sesshoumaru. That is if you took of the hair ears and ignored the fact that his eyes were opened wider than Sesshoumaru's eyes.
"Now little brother we must go to the clothing store for demons!"
They exited the store but before they left Sesshoumaru threw some money onto the counter where Mandy stood.
Mandy picked it up and counted it, "He really is the Lord of the Western Lands."
Sesshoumaru took Inuyasha's hand and dragged led him north.
They passed stores such as… Veronica's Female Youkai Secrets, Eaton's For Youkai, Lords and Ladies, and Demons R You.
"Sesshoomaru, areanyofthesestorestheonewewant?"
"No little brother, none of these stores are the one that we want."
"Oh, Isee"
Sesshoumaru finally got to the one that he wanted.
"This is the one we want my brother. We want to go into Inu-Youkai."
"What'sthat?" asked Inuyasha
He leaned close to his brother's ears and whispered, "That is a store wear Inu-Youkai buy there clothing. It's because we have tails that make it all matter."
Inuyasha nodded his head in understanding. Tails did matter a lot. He didn't have one himself but… he would some day…
Sesshoumaru took Inuyasha's hand and took him into the store.
They went over to the west side of the store. That was where they would go. Yes they would go there. There would want them to go there. Yes… of course they would go there if there wanted them to go there but even if there didn't want them to go there they would probably still go there. (Raise your hand if you understood that without needing to re-read it a few times)
Sesshoumaru went over to the western side of the store with Inuyasha and they looked at the clothing.
And looked.
And looked,
And looked,
They looked some more,
And some more.
Suddenly it hit Sesshoumaru. (Not literally, and the fact that one has a needle in the arm and the other one has "injuries" kinda makes them slow, also not literally, just in the thinking version as you all probably know but I just feel the need to explain to you because I like to pretend you are all stupid, except LOTEL/YLS)
"I know why we can't find the stuff we want!" he shouted.
"Whyisthat?" asked Inuyasha.
(Guess! Guess! WHY DO YOU THINK SO?)
I am so sorry to end this chapter here. All my reviewers get a hug, hugs them and now I think we shall do a few things to help please me. If you want another chapter you are going to have to review! I say about five reviews and I will post another chapter. (I don't even care if it is from the same person but it MUST be on different days. You cannot do five a day 0.o) Also, the first person to review gets a glomp, a hug, and a cookie! The second person gets a cookie and a hug, the third person gets a cookie, the fourth person gets a glomp, and then everybody after that gets a hug.
The chapter also might not come quickly enough because I am too lazy to type! YAY! Laziness! Although since it is summer I may have more time, don't keep your hopes up during school though!
Also I am quite proud of this chapter, I like this chapter and my first one. I believe they were the best. In your review it would be nice of you to say what is your favourite story and why.
REVIEW REPLIES
Lady of the Eastern Lands (YLS): Sorry to be nosy but whom is the Lord of the Eastern Lands? Sesshoumaru… Don't be so mean. ::Hugs him:: If you do we are going to have to let Jaken do something stupid and do you remember what happened last time? Now that was surely something truly stupid. Even Rin wasn't laughing at that.
Maybe I could write somebody else going crazy so you wouldn't have to hide the screen as much. This story is not meant for Sesshoumaru to read. Or Inuyasha, we would never hear the end of that now would we? ;;
::Puts band aid on scratch::
Yoshiko Hiyokai: all right then ::gives you a cake:: still hungry?
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