Sesshoumaru Goes Crazy (part 5 I think I'll make it the last part L)

"Whyisthat?" asked Inuyasha.

Sesshoumaru looked at him, "Because…"

"Yes?"

"Because…"

"Well?"

"Because we are in the women's section."

"Really?"

"Yeah, I know see? The kimonos are over there." Sesshoumaru pointed toward a bunch of brightly coloured shelves.

"Oh."

Sesshoumaru then took him towards the men's section.

He found an outfit just like his only slightly smaller, "This should fit you Inuyasha."

Inuyasha took it into his hands, "ShouldItrythison?"

"Yes, and if it fits… then we buy it."

Inuyasha put it on and it fit quite perfectly, actually it was scary! Imagine Inuyasha dressed as Sesshoumaru. ((Actually on paint I made a picture of Sesshoumaru dressed as Inuyasha It was amusing ))

Inuyasha looked himself up and down, "HowdoIlook?"

Sesshoumaru smiled, "Just perfect."

Inuyasha looked at himself again, "DoyouthinkthismakesmelookFAT?"

Sesshoumaru couldn't help but laugh, "No! Of course not."

Sesshoumaru then marched to the next room and looked at the clothing. The sign said: Inu Hanyou Clothing

Sesshoumaru picked up a red thingy and put it on, "I look quite dashing don't you think?"

(Pretend the word thingy is what Inuyasha wears. I think it is hoari or somethin' like that so I won't post it… incase I am wrong)

"Yes, asdoI." Replied Inuyasha.

"Now Inuyasha, I have tried to put this behind me but people won't believe You are me unless you learn to talk coldly and mean and cruel!"

"Yes little brother, and you won't be able to act like me unless you talk like an idiot!"

"Very good! I am proud of you for calling me that, It takes a real man to do that! Call their older brother younger."

"Now we just remove my demon markings and add yours on!" exclaimed Inuyasha.

So the two brothers went at it drawing and erasing each other's faces, as they are cartoons.

Mean while….

"KAGOME!!!!!!!"

Kagome jumped up, "What?"

"We need to find Inuyasha." Miroku scolded.

Sango nodded, "We should probably even look for Sesshoumaru."

They entered a mall, well… not a mall, but a mall that is connected to the underground demon shopping way, and Kagome went up to the front desk.

There was a lady with a blouse on sitting there and typing on a computer. (AN: Like I am right now XD)

"Hi, My name is Kagome and we're looking for… for… for my cousins and they seem to be lost or at least we," Kagome made a hand gesture towards the group behind her, "can't seem to find them."

"Well you can make a call over the intercom to see if they will come." Said the lady with the white blouse.

"Thanks." Kagome smiled and picked up the microphone. "Will Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru… Higurashi ((AN: sorry to interrupt but sweat drop)) please come to the front desk?"

"How long do you think it will take them?" Shippo asked.

Miroku didn't look concerned," Not long, Inuyasha lusts for Kagome. He will come."

"Lust?" asked Shippo.

"Yes Lust. You know, the feeling a per-"

Just then Sango gave Miroku the dirtiest look in the world that made Miroku all muddy and smelly! What a dirty little glare.

"WOW!" exclaimed Shippo, "I wish I could do that!"

Kagome sighed, Inuyasha wasn't coming, and "May I try again?" she asked the lady.

"Yes, of course."

Kagome took a deep breath and shouted…. "SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! IT!"

Everyone looked at her in awe, "Ouch, that must have hurt."

Somewhere in another store….

Sesshoumaru looked into the large hole and raised his eyebrows. Suddenly he remembered he was supposed to be Inuyasha and he stuck his face into the floor.

In that moment Inuyasha realized HE was supposed to be SESSHOUMARU so he also got up and stood proudly, he dusted his cloths off, he coughed once or twice, "little brother I believe you should get up now."

Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha) got up and dusted himself off. "Don't call me that!"

Inuyasha smiled, "That was a good one! Sounds a lot like me."

Sesshoumaru nodded, now we go and find Kagome.

"Yes, of course." Replied Inuyasha.

"Now don't forget what we've taught eachother."

"Yes but what if she subdues me?" Inuyasha asked.

"Well… I suppose we shall have to wait and see then."

Inuyasha nodded, "Off we go then!"

"I hope Lord Sesshoumaru is alright!" Jaken began to pace a large hole into the floor.

"What if he kills me? And doesn't bring me back? Or maybe he will not let me stay with him anymore!"

Everybody watched him slowly.

They were all waiting for Inuyasha.

"I wonder what could be taking him so long!" said Miroku; he was becoming very angry.

Sango looked at him, "I don't know, he usually is quite quick to come and yell at ka-"

She was cut off when she saw Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru.

Kagome looked at Inuyasha up and down, "Have you gotten taller?"

Sesshoumaru made his voice slightly higher, "Whaddya mean? I've always been taller than you."

Jaken jumped onto Inuyasha's arm, "Oh master Sesshoumaru!"

((A/N: sorry if this part is beginning to confuse you, with Inuyasha dressing up as Sesshoumaru and all.))

Inuyasha wasn't sure what to do so he went and slapped Jaken silly.

Kagura watched this, last time she had seen him he didn't act like this

Last time, even if he was acting strange, she had started to think he had gotten drunk.

Kikyo had had enough, she took the monks staff and gave each of them a large thwap on the back of there head.

Shippo stared at her wide-eyed, "Why did you do that?"

"They were acting like complete utter fools," she replied, "so I took care of them."

Miroku looked at her, then he looked at the two bodies lying on the floor

"Shouldn't we do something about them?"

Sango nodded, "The only thing we can do is carry them back to the well."

Everybody agreed and they all jumped down dragging the demon and the hanyou down.

"Where should we leave Sesshoumaru?" asked Shippo.

"We'll leave him in the woods." Said Sango.

Kagome and Miroku propped Inuyasha on a tree, thinking that he was Sesshoumaru.

"And then we will take Inuyasha back to Kaede's." said Kagome

So Kagura, Jaken, and Rin stayed with Sesshoumaru while Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kirara went with Inuyasha.

A/N: Yeah, Me thinks me will end the story right here and now. To all the reviewers: Thank You. If any of you wanted more chapters you can feel free to try and make your own sequel to this, just tell me your gonna and you could just leave a note in the story. Although I doubt anybodies going to do that.

And my next fic I believe shall be Naraku going crazy, or Naraku getting drunk. MUJAH!

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