A/N: There is some political stuff in here about Bush, and I am letting you know that I mean no offense to anyone who supports Bush. I am just a Kerry supporter.
Disclaimer: I own Irma Gigglywink.
Chapter Two-The Eastern and Western Hemispheres
Professor Sprout was not the only herbology teacher who had 'released' the mandrakes on her students. Her friend, Irma Gigglywink had done the same, and then ran to a place somewhat like number twelve, Grimmauld Place. Irma had kept in close contact with Professor Sprout, and had eventually persuaded her to do the same.
When Professor Sprout arrived, Irma greeted her with a sense of honor. Irma was very please that Sprout had too killed some students. The two of them started acting silly, and decided to take over the world. They were not for Voldemort or the Aurors, but rather for the Herbolo-archy. They created rules for their anarchy, and then set out to take over the world.
They only decided to take over the wizarding world, so they started out by taking over the three schools, Beauxbatons, Durmstrang, and Hogwarts. They took over those schools easily, and then proceeded to taking over the Ministry of Magic. That took a little more effort, but eventually, they succeeded. Then, they took over the entire Western hemisphere with ease.
They then headed for America, and conquered easily, as Bush was president. He was too busy conquering Iraq.
Irma and Sprout then finished taking over the entire Eastern hemisphere, and then the whole wizarding world was under their control. They celebrated with one too many butterbeers, and then collapsed in their beds.
Dumbledore cried some more.
A/N: Again, I mean no offense to anyone who supports Bush. Also, HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID? I mean, I'm stupid, but not that stupid. Anyway, I found out what SGR means. HAHA...this is funny...so I was reading the fifth chapter of one of Suns Golden Ray's stories, and at the top it said SGRs Note:. Then I thought for a moment. SGR. Suns Golden Ray. OOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I am otay. see, I can say Ss note or something. Haha. Anyway, that is the mystery of SGR. Now please review my story.