For all of our safety: I don't own these sexy characters, but I do own their hormones! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA suckers!!!

A/N: I know I suck because this is another wickety short chapter. But, you know, so what?! Haha. Read please. And reviews are much appreciated! Thanks Udderpd and Luna Lovegood2 for your helpful reviews. And thanks Laur, even though I haven't gotten your review yet! HEHE. Wow. Okay, so here's chapter 2 anyway. It's a bit better... I guess. I DON'T KNOW! You be the judge(judy). Please get carried away...

Chapter 2 My Best Friend's Girlfriend::::::

"Harry? Harry, are you alright?" asked Ron Weasley, Harry's orange-haired, best friend.

"What? Yeah, I'm fine," said Harry, putting on his black-rimmed glasses and looking over to where Ron was pulling on his robes.

Harry jumped up from his bed and began pulling on his own robes.

"Let me guess," said Ron in a matter-of-fact type of voice Harry had heard Hermione, his other best friend, use many times before. "Another Cho nightmare?"

Harry blushed.

"What was your first hint?"

"Could it have been the look of complete terror on your face when you woke up? Or maybe it was the screaming that gave it away... can't be too sure," laughed Ron.

"Shut up," Harry replied, sending his pillow flying in Ron's direction.

Ron ducked just in time, but the pillow hit Neville Longbottom straight in the face as he walked into the dormitory.

After apologizing profusely to Neville, Harry went down to the Great Hall with Ron for some breakfast. Hermione was already eating and looked as if she were in a hurry. Harry glanced at Ron to see by the expression on his face that he was baffled by this as well.

"What's the hurry, Hermione?" asked Ron as he and Harry took their seats.

"No hurry, really. I just want to get to the library. I'm meeting someone," she said, turning a bit pink in the face.

"Whomoomeemy?" demanded Ron, food flying out of his mouth and across the table.

"Ronald, that is revolting. And whom I'm meeting is none of your business," she said and stormed out of the Great Hall. Ron looked puzzled, but went back to eating his breakfast. Harry suddenly remembered his dream.

"What do you reckon my dream means," he asked Ron.

Ron swallowed his food and said, "I'm not sure. Probably that Cho was a nightmare, and now you should find a better girlfriend. Maybe one that's already pretty close to you. You know friends always make the best partners in a relationship."

"Ron, how do you know all this?" asked Harry, incredulously.

"Well...I don't. I've heard it, though," Ron replied, his ears turning the color of his hair.

"Are you saying I should be going out with Hermione?"

"NO! Harry, you're not understanding what I'm saying-" Ron was cut-off by a loud swooping of wings coming through the windows of the Great Hall. The morning owl-post had arrived.

Ron received a letter from his mother informing him that he forgot several Weasley jumpers in his top drawer ("Oh, I didn't forget those"), but, besides that, there was no interesting post for either of them.

Harry and Ron made their way out onto the Hogwarts grounds to play a few Quidditch rounds before their first class, which happened to be potions.

After about fifteen minutes, Harry and Ron decided it was too hard to see with the sunlight in their eyes, so they made their way back inside the castle.

Inside, they found Ron's younger sister, Ginny, with her boyfriend Michael Corner. They were having what looked like an argument. As Harry and Ron drew closer, that assumption was confirmed.

Ginny was yelling at Michael, who was screaming with an equal anger in his voice.

"Oh yes, Michael. You were a hell of a boyfriend! Are you taking the mickey? Because you know you were never there when I needed you. Of course, you were always there whenever I tried to have a proper conversation with anybody else!" shrieked Ginny from across the school entryway.

"Me!?" coughed Michael. "I gave you space, and you know it! During classes, you know, and other times."

"Ha! See, you can't even think of a decent time. You know, I think it's better we just went our separate ways," said Ginny, finally.

Michael looked as if he was about to cry. Ginny sighed.

"Goodbye," Michael said after a few minutes. He turned and walked up the staircase and towards the Astronomy Tower.

"Er-Ginny... Are you alright?" asked Harry, stepping forward. Ron was apparently too stunned to speak, for he was staring open-mouthed at the spot where Michael was standing minutes before.

"Oh Harry!" said Ginny, running into Harry's arms. Harry hugged his arms around her body awkwardly. He didn't know what to do.

On the other hand, Ron was suddenly looking more lively, as he looked over at Ginny and Harry, a devilish grin spreading across his face...

A/N: What did I tell you? It's sooooooo short. Oh well, it's very entertaining... atleast to me. Thanks again for the reviews. It's very late at night... or early in the morning I guess, so I'll be going to sleep soon. PLEASE ENJOY MY WORK. And from now on, I'd really prefer only nice, gentle reviews, because some of those mean ones made me sad  I know they were helpful, yaddah yaddah! Thanks again!

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