Sex wigs and poison
disclaimer-We do not own any of the cast of pirates of the carribean one day we will but not yet. All events in this (rather fantastic lol) story are purely fictional and came out of twisted minds.
Chapter 1- a hairy surprise!!
Elizabeth sat looking in her mirror scrutinising her appearance she lat out and long sigh and will came and sat next to her. They sat in silence looking slightly freaked out.
"Oh will" whined Elizabeth "why does everything have to happen to me?"
"Don't worry its not that bad, it's actually not that noticeable" will replied in a somewhat unconvincing tone.
Elizabeth smiled not and turned to face will "do you really think so?" She asked hopefully? Thinking that she may be overacting
Will grimaced and forced a smile " Definitely! it just looks like a small shadow or something besides, I think it makes you look very distinguished!"
"What!" cried Elizabeth
"Erm" stammered Will "What I meant was....er.....You look...er very sophisticated! Yeah! That's it, sophisticated!"
"Um-ok" said Elizabeth slightly unsure "Are you sure it's not that noticeable?"
"Yes I'm very sure; in fact I'm positive!" Will replied cheerfully
"Thank you" smiled Elizabeth as she turned back towards the mirror and brushed her hair.
Will sighed and shook his head.
Suddenly governor swan rushed in looking extremely exited
"Elizabeth!" He cried "look what I've got!"
"What is it father?" Elizabeth asked turning to face the governor
"OH MY GOD!" cried the governor as he fainted falling with a large thud
Elizabeth shot Will an evil look "not that noticeable huh?"
Will bit his lip and laughed nervously trying 2 think of something 2 say. Luckily for him Elizabeth attention switched to the governor who had begun to come round.
He looked up at Elizabeth, a dazed expression on his face "Elizabeth dear what has happened to your face?" then he suddenly realised "oh no"
Flashback
The governor look concerned as he entered the room to find his wife looking out the window.
"What is it dear?" he asked
Taking a deep breath his wife replied "there's something I need to tell you"
"What is it?" asked the governor feeling the worry rise inside of him
The wife sighs "well you know I'm from France don't you?"
"Of course I do but I don't see what that has to do with anything"
"Well.. We have this thing, it only occurs in the women in my family"
"You're not sick are you?" asked the governor rushing over to his wife
"No I'm........... Oh just look" the governors wife tuned to face him her eyes cast down in shame. The governor stopped dead in his tracks there on his wife's face was a large, hairy ....... MOUSTACHE!
"I'm sorry" the governors wife began "I tried to get rid of it but it just grew back worse
The governor just stood in front of his wife absolutely speechless. The governors wife stared back as tears began to well up in her eyes "I'M A FREAK!" She cried
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
End flash back
"DAMN THE FRENCH!" cried the governor who had curled up in a ball.
Elizabeth and Will looked at each other then at the governor who was beginning to uncurl.
"soooo.." said Will trying to dispel the tense atmosphere "what was it you wanted to show us?"
The governor's face cleared "ah yes! my wig" he declared as he removed his hat to reveal a shocking pink wig "what do you think? Its all the rage in Cuba!'
Will and Elizabeth looked at each other with looks of horror upon their faces. There was a long pause and Governor Swan began to look anxious.
"Well" said will "you certainly stand out"
"Great!" Replied the governor his face breaking in to a large grin.
There was an awkward silence between the tree. Mainly because Governor Swan couldn't help staring at Elizabeth's moustache, he count help it, it just looked like a large hairy caterpillar had died under her nose! Will noticed the governors staring and cleared his throat bring the governor out of his trance.
"Oh well! I must be going. You know how it is, places to go, people to see" and with that governor Swan turned and walked out the door.
Elizabeth turned and faced Will
"What am I going to do? She whined
"Errm why don't you go to the barbers and get it trimmed?" Suggested Will
"Oh no! there is no way I'm going out like this!"
"Yeah I no you'd scare the crap outta the little children" Will muttered
"What was that?" Shrieked Elizabeth
"Er why don't you wear a veil or something to cover your face?" Will replied desperately trying to get out of the hole he had dug for himself
"Good idea! Will you are the best!"
Said Elizabeth as she planted a kiss on his cheek. It took will all the self control he had not to itch where Elizabeth had kissed him. Elizabeth went and got a veil and cloak and went off to the barbers leaving Will al alone.
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