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Chapter 3- Norrington and flying monkeys?!

Around two hours after Elizabeth was taken Will slowly woke up

"Arhhh my head is killin' me!" he shouted still in a daze then he sat up and slowly looked around at the house which was still a total mess

"Elizabeth's gonna kill me! wait, what time is it?" Will glanced over at the clock to find out thta it was 12 pm!

Will began to worry "ok" he said thinking "Its midnight now Elizabeth's been gone for a WHOLE day hmmm, maybe the barbers scissors broke when he was cutting her erm hairy face" Will grimaced at the thought of this "Or maybe she's been seen without her mask and she is sitting in jail right now or even at a freak show 'coz people pay good money to see stuff like that"

"Yeah like any of that's gonna happen!" he smiled as he started to laugh to himself

"God, im gonna have to stop talking to myself the butler (who had just arrived to start breakfast preparations) keeps giving me funny looks, not to mention the amount of people who thought I've been talking to them"

Then Will heard a noise upstairs

"Oh crap! they must of got out of the basement!"

Will Ran up the stairs as fast as his legs could carry him and entered his room. There he saw five monkeys messing up the place (If that was humanly possible s the room was already a tip to begin with) On the monkeys backs were small wings that Will had made for them as it was his dream to own a fleet of flying monkeys and he was in the process of teaching them to fly.

"Damn monkeys get out of my room!" Shouted Will but the monkeys just stared at him. But then an idea struck Will and a smile slowly formed on his face.

"My friends" exclaimed Will "Please listen to me! Elizabeth is missing and I need you to help me find her. Fly out of the window and don't return until you find her!" The monkeys remained still, their small eye fixed on Will who was franticly waving his arms around.

"Go! fly! I BELIEVE IN YOU!" Will yelled yet the monkeys kept staring only moving to watch a tumbleweed roll along the floor. Will let out a deep sigh and ran his hand through his hair.

"Okay then you do this for me and there will be a load of bananas waiting for you!" And at this the monkeys sprang into life and sprinted towards the window.

Will was jumping up and down with excitement "YES THAT'S IT!, GO MY MONKEY MINIONS! I KNEW WEREN'T STUPID!"

The monkeys were sprinting in slow motion to Will who's face was full of hope. The monkeys leapt into the air but unfortunately Will had overlooked the small fact that the window wasn't open and the monkeys hit the glass and fell to the floor with a loud thud. Will suddenly lost it. He grabbed a nearby chair and started to viciously hit the window.

"Why won't you break!" he shouted angrily. Then Will felt something grab his arm. He look4ed down to see one of the monkeys who was pointing behind them. Will turned around to see one of the monkeys jump up and open the window in one easy movement.

"Well I was just going to do that!"

The monkeys look at each other and begin to talk as Will looks on baffled.

"And the humans call US stupid!"

"just let it go will you?! that" said the monkey motioning to Will "Is not human"

"You're telling me" commented another

"Don't worry friends! when we find Elizabeth he will be happy, leave us alone and we can take over this world!"

"You were always the smart one Cecil"

The monkeys all laughed evilly then began to walk through the window and onto the balcony. The monkeys stood side by side and altogether they jumped off the balcony trying with all their might to fly. But alas, instead of flying the monkeys fall to their deaths, one because their wings were steel - very heavy, and two , monkeys cant fly.

"Well!" roared Will those two years have been a complete waste of my time! I'll have to go find Elizabeth myself!"

Will ran down the stairs and out the front door. But Will didn't get very far before he ran straight into a woman or was it a man? who fell on top of him. Will looked up to see none other than, you guessed it Commodore Norrington lying on top of him looking both excited and extremely pleased.

"Oh Will" gushed the commodore "you don't know how long I've waited for this!"

Will was speechless all he could do was stare at the commodore.

"Er..." stuttered the commodore realising his mistake" I was just looking for you!"

"Right" said Will stunned "you can let me go now"

The commodore realised that he had been gripping Wills arms VERY tight. He quickly let go, blushing.

"Sorry" said the commodore "you're really strong you know"

"Erm thanks?" said Will desperate to escape the commodore and carry on looking for Elizabeth.

The commodore and Will stood up. Will looked the commodore up and down and said "Commodore can i ask what in the lords name ARE you wearing?"

"Er" started the commodore but was cut off by Will again

"Have you seen Elizabeth?"

"I might have" answered the commodore coyly "Blue dress, hairy face?"

"Yes that's the one, have you seen her?"

"Depends" said the commodore "Are you prepared to do anything to get her back?"

"Yes! please help me" cried Will

Commodore Norrington slowly walked up to Will and began to make circles on Wills chest with his finger.

"That could be arranged" he smiled raising and eyebrow as he slowly leant in to kiss Will.

Will jumped back "What the hell are you doing you sick freak?!"

"Oh come on Will" said the commodore "You know you want it"

Will punched the commodore in the stomach. "Hey just 'cause you look like my girl doesn't mean you can act like it to!" shouted Will as he turned and ran away disgusted.

The commodore held out his arms "YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR FEELINGS WILL! I LOVE YOU AND I KNOW YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY!"

Will reached the house, opened the door and bolted upstairs where he threw himself on the bed, curled up into a ball and cried himself to sleep.

So there ya go chapter three chapter four should be up 2morrow (monday) or tuesday. Please read and review if you want more! the more reviews the faster we post!